My take on these new housewives & other stuff

So are you guys watching Real Housewives D.C.?  I checked out the first episode & actually watched it a few times & I have come to the conclusion that I don't like this crew of women or this season at all & I will not be a devoted viewer.  Just because the show takes place in D.C. I didn't really expect it to be so damn political & I freaking hate politics.  So far the whole first episode was about racism & politics & that's not fun or interesting.  There's this obnoxious British bitch named Catherine who said she didn't like Tyra Banks & Stacie & her friend acted like Catherine said she liked to drive over kittens for fun.  I don't like Tyra Banks either & it's not because she's black it's because she's freaking obnoxious & totally full of herself but guess what?  I don't like Catherine (better known as Cat) either & she is married to Charles (with her accent it's Chawls) who is one of the White House photographers & also her high school sweetheart & also all she effing talks about.

Then we have Michaele who is beyond skinny & a total ditz.  She says she is smart & has substance but I've yet to see it.  She's married to a fairly unattractive rich guy & I'm sure that's why she married him...this one really reminds me of the typical TV Housewife, rich & clueless.  This couple are the ones who will crash the White House later this season & that episode I will watch but I won't be tuning in weekly.

Stacie is way too political for me, everything she talks about revolves around the President & after one episode I'm sick of it.

Mary is married to an ugly guy who was named as some sort of style setter in D.C. though Mary told us that the only reason he was in the magazine was that they knew the editor or some shit.  I mean, this guy is no more a style setter than I am, he dresses worse than Simon!  This chick thinks her shit don't stink, and that's about all I got out of her...she got all political at a dinner as well & I had to FFWD through it.

Last up in Lynda & this bitch is a cougar, she's been married & divorced more than once & has 4 kids.  She owns one of the top modeling agencies in D.C. & is dating a guy named Ebong who is probably 15 years or more younger than her, more than a foot taller & blacker than night.  He doesn't say much so I like him but Lynda seems a little too narcissistic for me, it's one thing to tell people that you love yourself & think you are the shit but it's totally different when you are telling anyone that will listen how awesome you are & that they aren't in your tier. 

So enough about these bitches, congrats to Abdi who was the winner of the first season of Work of Art which ended last night.  His pieces were really something else all season long, the kid has an amazing eye & is very skilled, I think he'll do well!

Oh yeah, the season finale of So You Think You Can Dance is on tonight.