The This Old House Hour is back

Tonight at 8:00 on PBS it’s the 15th season premiere of The This Old House Hour.  Up at 10:00 on CNBC it’s the 10th season finale of American Greed and then on Animal Planet it’s the 3rd season finale of North Woods Law.

Younger is back tonight!

Tonight at 8:00 on E! it's the 2nd season finale of Hollywood Medium.  Up at 9:00 on E! it's the 1st season finale of Botched by Nature, CBS has the 12th season premiere of Criminal Minds, and CW has the 12th season finale of Whose Line is it Anyway?

Up at 10:00 on E! it's the 2nd season finale of Botched Post Op, AHC has the 1st season finale of Chasing Conspiracies, CBS has the 2nd season premiere of Code Black, Food has the 14th season premiere of Cutthroat Kitchen, Sundance has the 1st season finale of Gomorrah and on TV Land it's the 3rd season premiere of Younger.

At 10:30 on TBS it's a special Full Frontal with Samantha Bee and TV Land has the 2nd season premiere of Impastor.

Who's on who Thursday, September 29

Thursday's talk show guests are...

Kelly - Jerry O'Connell, Morgan Freeman (N)
The View - Kellyanne Conway, Lupita Nyong'o, David Oyelowo (N)
The Chew - Alfonso Ribeiro (N)
Wendy - Tune in (N)
The Real - Ayesha Curry (N)
Harry - Ken Jeong, Grace Helbig, Mamrie Hart, Hannah Hart (N)
Rachael - Chef Curtis Stone (N)
Ellen - Sarah Jessica Parker, Idina Menzel (N)
The Talk - Kristen Bell (N)

Fallon - VP Joe Biden, Margot Robbie, Metallica (N)
Kimmel - Armie Hammer, Piper Perabo, Damian Marley (N)
Colbert - Morgan Freeman, Judith Light, Jimmy Eat World (N)
Meyers - Justin Theroux, Tim Meadows, Naomi Ekperign (N)
Late Late - Max Greenfield, Tig Notaro (N)
Conan - Ozzy & Jack Osbourne, Dylan Moran (N)
Daily Show - Blood Orange (N)
WWHL - January Jones, Alfre Woodard (N)

Aftermath premieres tonight

Tonight at 8:00 on ABC it's a special DWTS.  At 9:00 on NGC it's the 1st season finale of Facing, Bounce has the 2nd season finale of In the Cut, CW has the 1st season finale of MadTV, Cooking has the 5th season finale of Man Fire Food, TLC has the series premiere of Sweet 15 and on Travel it's the special Andrew Zimmern's Bucket List followed by another episode at 9:30.

At 10:00 on SyFy it's the series premiere of Aftermath, Food has the 29th season finale of Chopped, BET has the 1st season finale of One Shot and on Comedy it's the return of Tosh.0.  On Comedy at 10:30 it's the 4th season premiere of Drunk History and at 11:00 on Food it's the series premiere of Star Plates.

Who's on who Wednesday, September 28

Wednesday's talk show guests are...

Kelly - Jerry O'Connell, Tom Selleck, January Jones, Ingrid Michaelson (N)
The View - Kiefer Sutherland (N)
The Chew - Kristin Chenoweth (N)
Wendy - Tune in (N)
The Real - Donnie McClurkin (N)
Harry - Mariska Hargitay, Mike Colter (N)
Rachael - Ty Pennington, Taniya Nayak, Peter Walsh (N)
Ellen - Luke Bryan, Kylie Bunbury (N)
The Talk - Adam Rodriguez, Lisa Sugar (N)

Fallon - Sting, Kate McKinnon (N)
Kimmel - Sarah Jessica Parker, Daveed Diggs, Dan & Shay (N)
Colbert - Anjelica Huston, Wilmer Valderrama, Shawn Mendes (N)
Meyers - January Jones, Mike Colter, Chris Lane, Danny Carey (N)
Late Late - Lupita Nyong'o, John Prine (N)
Conan - Kunal Nayyar, Phoebe Robinson (N)
Daily Show - Tune in (N)
WWHL - Lupita Nyong'o, David Oyelowo (N)

Who's on who Wednesday, September 28

Wednesday's talk show guests are...

Kelly - Jerry O'Connell, Tom Selleck, January Jones, Ingrid Michaelson (N)
The View - Kiefer Sutherland (N)
The Chew - Kristin Chenoweth (N)
Wendy - Tune in (N)
The Real - Donnie McClurkin (N)
Harry - Mariska Hargitay, Mike Colter (N)
Rachael - Ty Pennington, Taniya Nayak, Peter Walsh (N)
Ellen - Luke Bryan, Kylie Bunbury (N)
The Talk - Adam Rodriguez, Lisa Sugar (N)

Fallon - Sting, Kate McKinnon (N)
Kimmel - Sarah Jessica Parker, Daveed Diggs, Dan & Shay (N)
Colbert - Anjelica Huston, Wilmer Valderrama, Shawn Mendes (N)
Meyers - January Jones, Mike Colter, Chris Lane, Danny Carey (N)
Late Late - Lupita Nyong'o, John Prine (N)
Conan - Kunal Nayyar, Phoebe Robinson (N)
Daily Show - Tune in (N)
WWHL - Lupita Nyong'o, David Oyelowo (N)

The First Presidential Debate is tonight

Tonight at 8:00 on Food it's the 1st season finale of Food Network Star Kids and Cartoon has the 8th season premiere of Regular Show.

Up at 9:00 on ABC, CBS, FOX, and NBC it's The First Presidential Debate and on NGC it's the 3rd season finale of Wicked Tuna.  At 10:00 on ID it's the 2nd season premiere of Mind of a Murderer.

Secrets and Lies is back!

Tonight at 7:00 on ABC it's a special Once Upon a Time and at 7:30 on CBS it's the 49th season premiere of 60 Minutes and on FOX it's the 7th season premiere of Bob's Burgers.

At 8:00 on El Rey it's The Director's Chair, Food has the 10th season finale of Guy's Grocery Games, ABC has the 6th season premiere of Once Upon a Time, PBS has the 2nd season premiere of Poldark, FOX has the 28th season premiere of The Simpsons and then on ESPN it's the 27th season finale of Sunday Night Baseball.

On CBS at 8:30 it's the 8th season premiere of NCIS: Los Angeles and FOX has the series premiere of Son of Zorn.  Up at 9:00 on CNN it's the 8th season premiere of Anthony Bourdain: Parts Unknown, FOX has the 14th season premiere of Family Guy, Food has the 7th season finale of The Great Food Truck Race, Starz has the 3rd season finale of Power, ABC has the 2nd season premiere of Secrets and Lies and on HMC it's the special Signed, Sealed, Delivered.

Up at 9:30 on FOX it's the 3rd season premiere of The Last Man on Earth then at 10:00 on HBO it's the 2nd season finale of Ballers, Food has the 2nd season finale of Cooks vs. Cons, ABC has the 2nd season premiere of Quanitco, Starz has the 3rd season finale of Survivor's Remorse, CNN has the 3rd season premiere of This is Life with Lisa Ling and on E! it's the 2nd season finale of WAGS.  At 11:00 on USA it's the 4th season finale of Motive.

Transparent is back!

At 3:01 on Netflix was the 5th season premiere of Longmire, Audrie & Daisy, Iliza Shlesinger: Confirmed Kills and on Amazon the 3rd season of Transparent.

At 8:00 on FOX it's the 16th season premiere of Hell's Kitchen, ABC has the 6th season premiere of Last Man Standing, Disney has the 4th season premiere of Liv and Maddie and on CBS it's the series premiere of Macgyver.  At 8:31 on ABC it's the 2nd season premiere of Dr. Ken.

Up at 9:00 on Lifetime it's the 3rd season finale of Bring It!, NBC has the 26th season premiere of Dateline NBC, Food has the special Diners, Drive-ins & Dives, CBS has the 7th season premiere of Hawaii Five-0, Travel has the 11th season finale of Mysteries at the Museum, Bravo has the 3rd season finale of The Real Housewives of Melbourne, ABC has the 8th season premiere of Shark Tank and on SyFy it's the time slot premiere of Z Nation.

On FOX at 9:01 it's the series premiere of The Exorcist, at 9:30 on Nicktoons it's the 3rd season premiere of Nascar Hammer Down and then at 10:00 on CBS it's the 7th season premiere of Blue Bloods, Lifetime has the 2nd season finale of The Rap Game, Animal Planet has the 11th season premiere of Tanked and then on SyFy it's the series premiere of Van Helsing.

Pitch premieres on FOX tonight

At 3:01 on Netflix was the series premiere of Easy.  Tonight at 8:00 on ABC it's the 13th season premiere of Grey's Anatomy, FOX has the 2nd season premiere of Rosewood, and on NBC it's the 2nd season premiere of Superstore.  At 8:30 on NBC it's the time slot premiere of The Good Place.

Up at 8:59 on FOX it's the series premiere of Pitch, at 9:00 on NBC it's the 2nd season premiere of Chicago Med, Food has the 30th season premiere of Chopped, Bravo has the series premiere of Million Dollar Listing: NY Ryan's Wedding and on ABC it's the series premiere of Notorious.

On Food at 10:00 it's the 10th season premiere of Beat Bobby Flay, NBC has the 4th season premiere of The Blacklist, Discovery has the special Huntwatch, ABC has the 3rd season premiere of How to get Away with Murder and on MTV it's the 100th episode of Nick Cannon Presents.

Who's on who Friday, September 23

Friday's talk show guests are...

Kelly - Chris Pratt, Denzel Washington, Brian Q Quinn, James Murr Murray, Sal Vulcano, Joe Gatto (N)
The View - Geena Davis (N)
The Chew - Charlie Weber, Grand Banks Oysters (N)
Wendy - Tune in (N)
The Real - Molly Sims (N)
Harry - Sofia Vergara (N)
Rachael - Dr. Ian Smith, Stacy London, chef Clodagh McKenna (N)
Ellen - Gwen Stefani, Tig Notaro, Calum Scott, chef Nihal Raj (N)
The Talk - George Eads, Sterling K. Brown (N)

Fallon - Will Forte, Haley Bennett (N)
Kimmel - Kiefer Sutherland, John Oliver, Die Antwoord, John Popper (N)
Colbert - Bruce Springsteen (N)
Meyers - Tune in (R)
Late Late - Denis Leary, Salma Hayek, Lukas Graham (R)

Designated Survivor premieres tonight!

Tonight at 8:00 on NBC it's the time slot premiere of Blindspot, ABC has the 4th season premiere of The Goldbergs, FOX has the series premiere of Lethal Weapon and on CBS it's the 33rd season premiere of Survivor.  At 8:30 on ABC it's the series premiere of Speechless.

Up at 9:00 on FOX it's the 3rd season premiere of Empire, NBC has the 18th season premiere of Law & Order: SVU, ABC has the 8th season premiere of Modern Family and on Pop it's the 2nd season premiere of Unusually Thicke.

On CBS at 9:30 it's the 90 minute 18th season finale of Big Brother, ABC has the 3rd season premiere of Black-ish and then at 10:00 it's the series premiere of Designated Survivor.  Also at 10:00 on NBC it's the 4th season premiere of Chicago PD, TLC has the 1st season finale of Love at First Kiss and on USA it's the 2nd season finale of Mr. Robot.

At 11:00 on TruTV it's the 1st season finale of Comedy Knockout and on USA it's the special preview of Falling Water.

Who's on who Thursday, September 22

Thursday's talk show guests are...

Kelly - Mark Consuelo, Juliette Lewis, Brad Keselowski (N)
The View - Lisa Ling (N)
The Chew - David Alan Grier (N)
Wendy - Tune in (N)
The Real - No guests announced (N)
Harry - Jada Pinkett Smith, Jussie Smollett (N)
Rachael - The Valastros (N)
Ellen - Kate Hudson, Gabrielle Union, X Ambassadors (N)
The Talk - Lucy Liu, Sean Valentine, Curtis Stone (N)

Fallon - Hugh Jackman, Ken Jeong, Shawn Mendes (N)
Kimmel - Viola Davis, Rae Sremmurd (N)
Colbert - Anthony Anderson, Mark Consuelos, The Kills (N)
Meyers - Chris Pratt, Ben Sinclair, Katja Blichfeld, Elaine Bradley (N)
Late Late - Lucy Liu, Jack Hanna (N)
Conan - Jeff Garlin, Panic! at the Disco (N)
Daily Show - Lisa Ling (N)
WWHL - Whoopi Goldberg, America Ferrera (N)

Bull premieres tonight on CBS

Tonight at 8:00 on Oxygen it's the 16th season premiere of The Bad Girls Club, FOX has the 4th season premiere of Brooklyn Nine-Nine, ABC has a special DWTS, CBS has the 14th season premiere of NCIS and on NBC it's the time slot premiere of The Voice.

Up at 8:31 on FOX it's the 6th season premiere of New Girl then at 9:00 on CBS it's the series premiere of Bull, ID moves Cry Wolfe to a new time slot, Reelz has the special: Unbroken and on Oxygen it's the series premiere of Strut.

On FOX at 9:01 it's the 2nd season premiere of Scream Queens, then at 10:00 on ABC it's the 4th season premiere of Marvel's Agents of Shield, CBS has the 3rd season premiere of NCIS, ID moves Swamp Murders to a new time slot, NBC has the series premiere of This Is Us and on Science it's the 7th season finale of Through the Wormhole with Morgan Freeman.  At 10:30 on History it's the 1st season finale of Milwaukee Blacksmith.

Who will win Big Brother 18?

OK so tomorrow is the Big Brother 18 finale & this season has been pretty lame for the most part.  The final 3 are Paul, Nicole & James (I'm surprised 2 vets are left)...of these 3 I think Paul is the most deserving of the win however, I don't really want to see him win because he's not a fan of the show & doesn't need the money.  I still want Victor to win but obviously that won't happen!

Nicole spent 90% of the season whining & dry humping Corey while James spent 99% of the season doing absolutely nothing other than throwing comps, salting water & worrying about Natalie who clearly didn't give two shits about him once her game ended.

At the beginning of this week Paul was taking Nicole to final 2 but I don't know if that's still the case...it would be a dumb choice since either one of them could beat James no sweat (but I know they don't want him to get the 50K).  I don't know if that's still Paul's plan but we sure did get to hear his effing speech about 100 times last night on After Dark so I plan on fast forwarding through that shit tomorrow!

It seems that they changed things up this year since normally we see the final HOH play out live during the finale but it's already been completed with Paul as the winner against Nicole. Correction...what I originally wrote is not right (I received some duplicate updates), things are continuing as normal & as of right this minute on After Dark, both Nicole & Paul still plan to take each other to the final two...and that is a bad idea. If I were in the jury house the only person who would get my vote is Paul...just listening to Nicole's voice is reason enough to not give it to her.  Then she was always walking around with no shoes on (with all of those ants), she was always screwing around with her hair & the way she says "but" and "Corey"...like nails on a chalkboard!  It doesn't help that she didn't actually start playing the game until the end either.

James wouldn't get my vote simply because he is an idiot who fell for the wrong girl and threw everything out the window.  Both him & Nicole got a second change at $500K and they both opted for a showmance instead?  F**k that...I don't care if Taye Diggs is trying to get with me the only relationship I'd want is with a big fat check.

So...who do you think will win?  Who do you want to win?  Who should win AFP?  Oh and one note to CBS...it would be great if you only allowed fans (or even people who are familiar with BB) on the show, trolling social media looking for shit stirrers to mix in with people who know the game doesn't make for a good show.  Those of us who love the show for the game get really sick of hearing players say they've never seen the show or that they don't understand the game.  If you aren't dying to be there you shouldn't be allowed on the show!

Who's on who Wednesday, September 21

Wednesday's talk show guests are...

Kelly - Jussie Smollett, Kiefer Sutherland, Ken Jeong (N)
The View - Anthony Anderson, DWTS Castoff (N)
The Chew - Chef John Currence (N)
Wendy - Tune in (N)
The Real - Michael Ealy (N)
Harry - Debra Messing, Bryshere Y. Gray (N)
Rachael - Emeril Lagasse, Tony & October Gonzalea (N)
Ellen - Lupita Nyong'o, Sen. Tim Kaine (N)
The Talk - Minnie Driver, Daniel Sunjata (N)

Fallon - Kelly Ripa, Priyanka Chopra (N)
Kimmel - Lupita Nyong'o, Bill O'Reilly, Jake Owen (N)
Colbert - Ethan Hawke, Tim Meadows, Wilco, Nile Rogers (N)
Meyers - Omari Hardwick, James Blake, Elaine Bradley (N)
Late Late - Kurt Russell, Ellen Pompeo, Kristen Bell, Banks & Steelz (N)
Conan - Tune in (N)
Daily Show - Wendy Williams (N)
WWHL - Tune in (N)

Kevin Can Wait premieres tonight

Tonight at 8:00 on CBS it's the 10th season premiere of The Big Bang Theory, E! has Fashion Police: 2016 Emmy Awards, FOX has the 3rd season premiere of Gotham, HBO has Three Days of Terror: The Charlie Hebdo Attacks and on NBC it's the 11th season premiere of The Voice.  At 8:15 on ESPN it's the time slot premiere of Monday Night Football.

On CBS at 8:31 it's the series premiere of Kevin Can Wait, at 9:00 on CBS it's the 1st season finale of The Case Of & Disney XD has the series premiere of Right Now Kapow.  On FOX at 9:01 it's the 2nd season premiere of Lucifer and at 9:30 on VH1 it's the 5th season finale of T.I. & Tiny: The Family Hustle.

At 10:00 on ID it's the 1st season finale of The Coroner, NBC has the series premiere of The Good Place and on Science it's the 1st season finale of Mega Shippers.  On ABC at 10:01 it's the 1st season finale of Match Game.  At 10:30 on Travel it's the 2nd season finale of Secret Eats with Adam Richman and then at 11:00 on NGC it's the 3rd season premiere of Startalk.

Who's on who Tuesday, September 20

Tuesday's talk show guests are...

Kelly - Jussie Smollett, Jada Pinkett Smith, Scott Bakula (N)
The View - Kellyanne Conway, Jamie Lee Curtis, Cookie Johnson (N)
The Chew - Clark Gregg (N)
Wendy - Tune in (N)
The Real - No guests announced (N)
Harry - Tracee Ellis Ross, Trai Byers, Maddie Ziegler (N)
Rachael - Ayesha Curry, Danica Patrick (N)
Ellen - Kristen Bell, Michael Phelps, Tina Turner & ALj (N)
The Talk - Tim Allen, Big Boy, Jake Owen (N)

Fallon - Mark Wahlberg, Sofia Vergara (N)
Kimmel - Denzel Washington, Minnie Driver, Usher (N)
Colbert - Michelle Obama, America Ferrera (N)
Meyers - James Spader, Jordana Brewster, The Cadillac Three, Elaine Bradley (N)
Late Late - Alan Cumming, Jesse Tyler Ferguson, Nick Jonas (N)
Conan - Tune in (N)
Daily Show - Jeffrey Tambor (N)
WWHL - Tune in (N)

Who's on who Monday, September 19

Monday's talk show guests are...

Kelly - Busy Philipps, Kevin James, Rachael Harris, Mike Posner (N)
The View - Valerie Jarrett, Laith De La Cruz, Dominique Jackson (N)
The Chew - George Stephanopoulos, Michael Strahan, Robin Roberts (N)
Wendy - Hot Topics (N)
The Real - Chrissy Metz (N)
Harry - Emma Roberts, Taraji P. Henson (N)
Rachael - Bob Harper, Mike Sorrentino (N)
Ellen - Viola Davis, Dylan Gilmer, Daymon Wayans (N)
The Talk - Michael Weatherly, Kevin Frazier (N)

Fallon - Hillary Clinton, Terry Crews, Ariana Grande (N)
Kimmel - Kiefer Sutherland, John Oliver (N)
Colbert - Chris Pratt, Scott Bakula (N)
Meyers - Ice-T, Clark Gregg, Elaine Bradley (N)
Late Late - Damon Wayans, Michael Weatherly, DeAndre Jordan, Rizzle Kicks (N)
Conan - Andy Samberg, St. Paul and the Broken Bones, Portia Doubleday (N)
Daily Show - Nick Jonas (N)
WWHL - Shannon Beador, Bob Harper (N)

It's Emmy day!!!

Today at 4:30 on E! it's Countdown to the Red Carpet: 2016 Emmy Awards followed by Live From the Red Carpet at 6:00.  On ABC at 7:00 it's Countdown to the Emmy Awards: Red Carpet Live and FOX has a special Bob's Burgers.

Up at 8:00 on ABC it's the 68th Primetime Emmy Awards then at 8:30 on CBS it's the series premiere of The Case Of: Jonbenet Ramsey.  On PBS at 9:00 it's the special Poldark, Showtime has the 4th season finale of Ray Donovan (meanwhile I'm on ep 5) and Smith has the series premiere of WWII's Most Daring Raids.

At 10:00 on SpikeTV, Bar Rescue moves to a new time slot, HBO has the 1st season finale of Vice Principals at 10:30 and on E! at 11:00 it's The 2016 Emmy Awards After Party.

WWHL: Melissa Gorga, Bevy Smith

High Maintenance premieres on HBO tonight

At 3:01 on Amazon: 2nd season premiere of Creative Galaxy, Series premiere of Fleabag then on Netflix it's the special Arq, Cedric the Entertainer: Live from the Ville, and The White Helmets.

On Nick at 7:00 it's the 2nd season premiere of Crashletes then at 8:00 on CBS it's a special Big Brother and SyFy has the 3rd season premiere of Z Nation.

Up at 9:00 on NFLN it's the 6th season premiere of A Football Life, and CW has the 3rd season finale of Penn & Teller: Fool Us.  SyFy has the 2nd season finale of Dark Matter at 10:00 and then at 11:00 on HBO it's the series premiere of High Maintenance.

Queen of the South season finale tonight

Tonight at 8:00 on E! it's Fashion's Front Row 2016, Lifetime has Road to the Runway Season 15.  At 8:25 on CBS it's the 10th season premiere of Thursday Night Football.

At 9:00 on CW it's the series finale of Beauty and the Beast, We has the 2nd season finale of Cutting it in the ATL, Bravo has the 9th season finale of Flipping Out, History has the 5th season finale of Mountain Men and on Lifetime it's the 15th season premiere of Project Runway.  On USA at 10:00 it's the 1st season finale of Queen of the South.

Who's on who Friday, September 16

Friday's talk show guests are...

Kelly - Neil Patrick Harris, Alan Cumming, Paige VanZant (N)
The View - Keke Palmer (N)
The Chew - No guests announced (N)
Wendy - Tune in (N)
The Real - Bryshere Gray (N)
Harry - Amy Adams, Celeste Barber (N)
Rachael - Dr. Oz, Jake Smollett (N)
Ellen - Seth Rogen, Carrie Underwood (N)
The Talk - Jim Clemente (N)

Fallon - Miley Cyrus (N)
Kimmel - Andy Samberg, Dave Salmoni, Desiigner (R)
Colbert - John Slattery, Oliver Stone, Jon Fisch (N)
Meyers - Jeffrey Tambor, Corey Stoll, Hailee steinfeld, Nate Morton (R)
Late Late - Matt Damon, Keegan-Michael Key (R) 

South Park is back!!!

Tonight at 8:00 on Smith it’s the 1st season finale of Africa’s Wild Havens, NBC has the 11th season finale of America’s Got Talent, ID has a special Betrayed, PBS has the series premiere of Forces of Nature, FOX has the 7th season finale of Masterchef, Pop has the special Harry and on NFLN it’s the time slot premiere of The Timeline.

At 9:00 on Animal Planet it’s The Million Dollar Duck, VH1 has the 3rd season finale of Dating Naked, ID has a special Homicide Hunter, Bravo has part three of the RHONY reunion, it’s the 2nd season finale of Sing it On on Pop, the 6th season summer finale of Suits is on USA and on Food it’s the 9th season premiere of Worst Cooks in America.

On FX at 10:00 it’s the 6th season premiere of American Horror Story, NBC has the 2nd season premiere of Blindspot, IFC has the 2nd season premiere of Documentary Now!, the 5th season premiere of Don’t be Tardy is on Bravo, ID has the 1st season finale of Jonbenet an American Murder Mystery, Comedy has the 10th season premiere of South Park, Discovery has the series premiere of Still Alive and on Cooking it’s the 2nd season premiere of Sugar Showdown.  At 10:30 on Comedy it’s the series premiere of Legends of Chamberlain Heights.

Who's on who Thursday, September 15

Thursday's talk show guests are...

Kelly - Neil Patrick Harris, Colin Firth, Bill O'Reilly, Jacob Whitesides (N)
The View - The Beach Boys (N)
The Chew - Fantasia (N)
Wendy - Tune in (N)
The Real - No guests announced (N)
Harry - Renee Zellweger, Anthony Anderson (N)
Rachael - Peter Walsh (N)
Ellen - Jimmy Kimmel, Scott Eastwood, Grant McCartney, Chance The Rapper, Lil Wayne, 2 Chaiz (N)
The Talk - Kaley Cuoco, chef Tyler Florence (N)

Fallon - Donald Trump, Norm Macdonald, Kiiara (N)
Kimmel - Eddie Murphy, Gaten Matarazzo (N)
Colbert - Tracee Ellis Ross, Andrew Rannells, Phantogram (N)
Meyers - Sen. Bernie Sanders, Billie Lourd (N)
Late Late - Jimmy Kimmel, Patrick Dempsey, Renee Zellweger (N)
Conan - Tune in (N)
Daily Show - Tune in (N)
WWHL - Tune in (N)

Better Late Than Never season finale tonight

Extremis premiered at 3:01 on Netflix.  Up at 8:00 on PBS it's the series premiere of 16 for '16, Oxygen has a special The Bad Girls Club, Big Brother moves to Tuesday, Discovery has a special Deadliest Catch.

At 9:00 on Discovery it's the series premiere of Deadliest Catch: Dungeon Cove, OWN has the 3rd season premiere of If Loving You is Wrong, Showtime has the 38th season premiere of Inside the NFL, Reelz has Munich: The Real Story and Oxygen has the 3rd season finale of Sisterhood of Hip Hop.

On NBC at 10:00 it's the 1st season finale of Better Late Than Never, Bounce TV has the series premiere of Ed Gordon and then on Discovery it's the series premiere of Taking Fire.

Who's on who Wednesday, September 14

Wednesday's talk show guests are...

Kelly - Renee Zellweger, Jaimie Alexander, Vern Yip (N)
The View - Joseph Gordon-Levitt (N)
The Chew - Gloria Estefan, Meatloaf (N)
Wendy - Tune in (N)
The Real - Toya Wright (N)
Harry - Kim Burrell (N)
Rachael - Carol Burnett (N)
Ellen - Hillary Clinton, Katie Ledecky (N)
The Talk - Kevin Frazier (N)

Fallon - Kevin James, Michael B. Jordan (N)
Kimmel - Tune in (N)
Colbert - Emma Roberts, Allen Iverson, Rachel Maddow (N)
Meyers - Joseph Gordon-Levitt, Lewis Black, Calum Scott, Matt Garstka (N)
Late Late - Andy Samberg, Dr. Neil deGrasse Tyson, Globe of Steel (N)
Conan - Bob Costas, Pamela Adlon, Mary Mack (N)
Daily Show - Tune in (N)
WWHL - Tune in (N)

Dancing With the Stars is back

Tonight at 7:00 it's the 47th season premiere of Monday Night Football on ESPN.  At 8:00 on NBC it's the 8th season finale of American Ninja Warrior, ABC has the 23rd season premiere of Dancing with the Stars, E! has Fashion Police: NYFW, on Smith it's the series premiere of Sacred Sites, and on FOX it's the 13th season finale of So You Think You Can Dance.  At 8:31 on CBS it's Fall Preview.

On Food at 9:00 it's the 4th season premiere of Cake Wars, then at 10:00 on CNBC it's the 1st season finale of Adventure Capitalists, ID has the series premiere of Jonbenet and American Murder Mystery, NBC has the 3rd season finale of Running Wild with Bear Grylls and on Discovery it's the series premiere of Sacred Steel.

At 10:01 on ABC it's the 1st season finale of The $100,000 Pyramid and at 10:15 on ESPN it's another Monday Night Football.

Here's the cast for tonight's beginning season of Dancing With the Stars.

Who's on who Tuesday, September 13

Tuesday's talk show guests are...

Kelly - Joseph Gordon-Levitt, Carol Burnett, Michael Weatherly (N)
The View - Tune in (N)
The Chew - Alan Cumming, Chris Harrison (N)
Wendy - Tune in (N)
The Real - Naya Rivera (N)
Harry - Terrence Howard (N)
Rachael - Jesse Palmer, Jacques Pepin, Annie Apple (N)
Ellen - Michelle Obama, Stephen Curry, Usher (N)
The Talk - Natalie Morales (N)

Fallon - Shailene Woodley, Carol Burnett, Jason Aldean, Wayne Newton (N)
Kimmel - Tune in (N)
Colbert - Joseph Gordon-Levitt, Millie Bobby Brown, The Head and the Heart (N)
Meyers - Bill Hader, Sarah Jones, Test Pattern, Matt Garskta (N)
Late Late - Donald Glover, Jimmie Johnson, Grouplove (N)
Conan - Billy Gardell, Draymond Green, Finish Ticket (N)
Daily Show - Tune in (N)
WWHL - Luann de Lesseps, Kate Chastain (N)

Who's on who Monday, September 12

Monday's talk show guests are...

Kelly -  Patrick Dempsey, Sohpia Loren, Chris Harrison (N) 
The View - Dr. Phil, Harry Connick Jr. (N)
The Chew - Adam Brody (N)
Wendy - Hot Topics
The Real - Monica, Israel Houghton (N)
Harry - Sandra Bullock, Russel Crowe, Kristen Bell, Zooey Deschanel, Anthony Anderson, John Stamos, Taraji P. Henson (N)
Rachael - Jessica Alba (N)
Ellen - Celine Dion, Ryan Lochte, Cheryl Burke (N)
The Talk - Ellen K. (N)

Fallon - Renee Zellweger, Sahquille O'Neal, Eric Church (N)
Kimmel - Tune in (N)
Colbert - Dr. Phil McGraw, Alan Cumming, Hamilton Leithauser + Rostam (N)
Meyers - Victoria Beckham, Jussie Smollett, Colson Whitehead, Matt Garstka (N)
Late Late - Meg Ryan, Adam Scott, Brian Fallon (N)
Conan - Timothy Olyphant, Nicole Byer, NeedToBreathe (N)
Daily Show - Tune in (N)
WWHL - Tamra Judge, Lance Bass (N)

Masters of Sex is back

Tonight at 7:00 on NBC it's Football Night in America.  At 8:00 on TLC it's 90 Day Fiance, ABC has the 3rd season finale of Celebrity Family Feud, Showtime has the return of The Circus, CNN has 9/11: 15 Years Later, History has the special 102 Minutes that Changed America, Spike has Lip Sync Battle: All-Stars Live and on Fox it's the special Son of Zorn.  At 8:20 on NBC it's the time slot premiere of Sunday Night Football.

On TLC at 9:00 it's the 4th season premiere of 90 Day Fiance, ABC has Miss America 2017, Travel has the 3rd season premiere of Big Time RV, CBS has the 1st season finale of Braindead, HGTV has the 6th season premiere of Caribbean Life, TNT has the 3rd season finale of The Last Ship, Bravo has the 3rd season premiere of Manzo'd With Children and on E! it's the series premiere of Rob & Chyna.

At 10:00 on TLC it's the series premiere of 90 Day Fiance: Happily Ever After?, A&E has the 2nd season finale of Escaping Polygamy, Hallmark has America's Night of Hope, PBS has the 2nd season premiere of Indian Summers, Showtime has the 4th season premiere of Masters of Sex and on TNT it's Neighborhood Sessions Featuring Dave Matthews Band.  On History at 10:30 it's America's 9/11 Flag.

Stand Up To Cancer airs tonight

Tonight at 7:00 on Nick it's the 1st season finale of Crashletes and at 7:30 it's the series premiere of Jagger Eaton's Mega Life.

At 8:00 on ABC, CBS, FOX & NBC it's Stand Up to Cancer, History has Mirage Men and on NFLN it's the 2nd season premiere of The Timeline.

Up at 9:00 on ABC it's the 39th season premiere of 20/20, CBS has the 10th Annual ACM Honors and on Showtime it's the special Martin Lawrence Doin' Time.

On Food at 10:00 it's the 3rd season premiere of Burgers, Brew & 'Que, We has the 1st season finale of Million Dollar Matchmaker, Cinemax has the premiere of Quarry and on DLC it's the 11th season premiere of Untold Stories of the E.R.  At 11:00 on SyFy, Dark Matter is at a special time.

Better Things premieres tonight on FX

Tonight at 7:30 on NBC it's the 11th season premiere of Football Night in America followed by the 30th season premiere of Sunday Night Football at 8:30.

On Logo at 9:00 it's the series premiere of Finding Prince Charming and ID has the 1st season finale of Unraveled.

Food has the 9th season finale of Beat Bobby Flay, FX has the series premiere of Better Things, Cooking has the series premiere of Haylie's America and on Bravo, Real Housewives of Melbourne moves to a new time slot.

Gaycation is back tonight!

Tonight at 8:00 on ElRey it's the 3rd season premiere of Lucha Underground and NBC has Commander-in-Chief Forum.  Up at 9:00 on CBS it's the 1st season finale of American Gothic, Audience has the 3rd season premiere of Full Circle, Discovery has the mini-series finale of Harley and the Davidsons, DFC has the series premiere of The Incredible Food Race, Bravo has part two of the RHONY reunion and on Velocity it's the 14th season finale of Wheeler Dealers.

On OWN at 10:00 it's the time slot premiere of Queen Sugar, NBC has a special Running Wild with Bear Grylls, and FX has the 3rd season finale of Tyrant.  At 10:30 on Viceland it's the 2nd season premiere of Gaycation and at 11:00 on USA it's another Hacking Robot.

Below Deck is back plus a lot more tonight!

At 3:01 on Hulu the 2nd season finale of Difficult People aired and Crackle had the series premiere of Startup.  

Up at 8:00 on Showtime, 60 Minutes Sports moves to a new time slot, ABC has the 3rd season finale of Bachelor in Paradise and on Lifetime it's a special Dance Moms.

On Bravo at 9:00 it's the 4th season premiere of Below Deck, Lifetime has the return of Dance Moms, ElRey has the 3rd season premiere of From Dusk Till Dawn, SFC has the series premiere of Game of Homes, OWN has the 3rd season finale of The Haves and the Have Nots, Showtime has the NFL 2016 Season Preview, Reelz has American Sniper: The Real Story and on CBS it's the 2nd season finale of Zoo.

At 10:00 on FX it's the series premiere of Atlanta: The Big Bang, HBO has the 11th season finale of Hard Knocks, ABC has the 4th season finale of Mistresses, OWN has the series premiere of Queen Sugar, DFC has the series premiere of The Renovation King and on Showtime it's the 2nd season premiere of A Season with Florida State Football.  At 11:00 on MTV2 it's Wild 'n Out Stand-up Comedy Special.