Selfie premieres tonight

Tonight at 7:00 on Logo it's the 2nd season finale of Operation: Vacation.  Up at 8:00 on CW it's the iHeartRadio music special night two, NGC has a special The Legend of Mick Dodge, ID has the 4th season premiere of Motives & Murders and on ABC it's the series premiere of Selfie.

Up at 8:30 on ABC it's the series premiere of Manhattan Love Story then at 9:00 on ID it's the 2nd season premiere of Beauty Queen Murders, NGC has the 2nd season premiere of The Legend of Mick Dodge, PBS has the 2nd season premiere of Makers, FYI has a special Married at First Sight and on History it's the 5th season fall premiere of Top Gear.

On NGC at 10:00 it's the series premiere of Live Free or Die and on Bravo it's the 1st season finale of The Singles Project.  At 11:00 on MTV it's the series premiere of Happyland.

Who's on who Wednesday, October 1

Wednesday's talk show guests are...

Kelly and Michael – Tyler Perry, Ana Gasteyer (N)

The View – Jeff Garlin, Ron Perlman (N)

The Chew – No celebrity guests announced (N)
The Talk – Jennifer Love Hewitt, Tyler Oakley, The Band Perry (N)
Wendy – Jordin Sparks, Jordi Lippe (N)

The Real – Omarion, Charisma Carpenter (N)

Rachael – Guests not yet announced (N)

Ellen – Wanda Sykes, Jason Aldean (N)

Meredith Vieira – Christopher Meloni (N)

Queen Latifah – Guests not yet announced (N)

Letterman - Bill O'Reilly, Cristin Milioti (N)
Fallon - Jennifer Garner, John Mulaney, Lady Antebellum (N)
Meyers - Neil Patrick Harris, Rita Wilson, The Both (N)
Kimmel - Tim Allen, Anna Gunn, The Madden Brothers (N)
Ferguson - Patton Oswalt, Chandra Wilson (N)
Watch What Happens Live - Melissa Etheridge, Nasim Pedrad (N)
Daily Show - Lena Dunham (N)
Colbert Report - Mike Mullen (N)
Conan - Nick Offerman, Jerrod Carmichael, Pete Correale (R)

Castle is back tonight

Tonight at 8:00 on CW it's the iHeartRadio music festival then at 9:00 on HBO it's The 50 Year Argument.  Up at 9:30 on VH1 it's the 1st season finale of Atlanta Exes.

On ABC at 10:00 it's the 7th season premiere of Castle and CBS has the 6th season premiere of NCIS: Los Angeles.  Up at 12:01 CST on Netflix it's the series premiere of Peaky Blinders.

Who's on who Tuesday, September 31

Tuesday's talk show guests are...

Kelly and Michael - Mark Harmon, Taye Diggs (N)
The View - Lena Dunham, Analeigh Tipton, Jake McDorman (N)
The Chew - No celebrity guests announced (N)
The Talk - Michael Weatherly, Michael Yo, Clean Bandit, chef Edward Lee (N)
Wendy - Anthony Anderson, Tracee Ellis Ross (N)
The Real - Don Lemon (N)
Rachael - Clinton Kelly (N)
Ellen - Dylan McDermott, Keke Palmer (N)
Meredith Vieira - Kenny Chesney (N)
Queen Latifah - The Trip to Bountiful (N)

Letterman - Denzel Washington, Lenny Kravitz (N)
Fallon - Tyler Perry, Miles Teller, Lucinda Williams (N)
Meyers - Jennifer Hudson, Patrick Wilson (N)
Kimmel - Martin Short, Dave Salmoni, Steve Aoki feat. Waka Flocka Flame & Travis Barker (N)
Ferguson - Don Rickles, Eiza Gonzalez, Daniel Sloss (N)
Watch What Happens Live - Kate Walsh, B.J. Novak (N)
Daily Show - Ben Affleck (N)
Colbert Report - Jeffrey Tambor (N)
Conan - Jesse Tyler Ferguson, Bill Burr, Chrissie Hynde (N)

The 50 Year Argument premieres on HBO tonight

Tonight at 9:00 from HBO Docs it's The 50 Year Argument, an inside look at The New York Review of Books Directed by Martin Scorsese and longtime collaborator David Tedeschi. The documentary profiles the provocative and influential publication along with charismatic founding editor, Robert Silvers through rare archival material, interviews and portraits and iconic excerpts.  Tune in tonight at 9:00 or catch a rerun, DVR it, watch it OnDemand & on HBO Go soon too.  Check out the trailer below & click here for more info.

Who's on who Monday, September 30

Monday's talk show guests are...

Kelly and Michael - Ben Affleck, Bryan Adams (N)
The View - Karen Gillan, John Cho, Alicia Keys (N)
The Chew - No celebrity guests (N)
The Talk - LL Cool J, Chris O'Donnell, Frank Grillo, Jenny Hult (N)
Wendy - Hot Topics (N)
The Real - Sheryl Lee Ralph (N)
Rachael - Naked Cooking (N)
Ellen - Martin Short, Temples, Melanie Iglesias (N)
Meredith Vieira - Emily VanCamp, Kim Cattral (N)
Queen Latifah - Andre Benjamin (N)

Letterman - Mark Harmon, Jack Hanna (N)
Fallon - Ben Affleck, Kate Walsh, Tony Bennett (N)
Meyers - Martha Stewart, Ana Gasteyer (N)
Kimmel - Jennifer Love Hewitt, Clark Gregg, Clean Bandit (N)
Ferguson - Jim Gaffigan, chef Wolfgang Puck (N)
Watch What Happens Live - Luann De Lesseps, Jeff Garlin (N)
Daily Show - Matt Bai (N)
Colbert Report - Jamie Oliver (N)
Conan - Sir Ben Kingsley, Al Madrigal, Kenny Chesney (N)

Resurrection is back tonight

Tonight on ABC at 7:00 it's the special Once Upon a Time: Storybrooke Has Frozen Over followed by the 4th season premiere of Once Upon a Time at 8:00.  Also at 8:00 on PBS it's the 2nd season premiere of The Paradise, LMN has the original telefilm Runaway and on FOX it's the 26th season premiere of The Simpsons.  At 8:30 on FOX it's the 2nd season premiere of Brooklyn Nine-Nine.

Up at 9:00 on FOX it's the 13th season premiere of Family Guy, Food has the 5th season finale of The Great Food Truck Race, PBS has the 6th season finale of Miss Marple, Showtime airs the 2nd season finale of Ray Donovan and on ABC it's the 2nd season premiere of Resurrection.

On E! at 10:00 it's the 2nd season finale of #richkids of Beverly Hills, CBS has the 15th season premiere of CSI, History has the 8th season finale of Ice Road Truckers, Lifetime has the 1st season finale of The Lottery, Showtime has the 2nd season finale of Masters of Sex and on ABC it's the 4th season premiere of Revenge.

WWHL: Jacqueline Laurita, Rita Wilson (N)

Saturday Night Live is back tonight

Tonight at 9:00 on CMT it's a special Dog and Beth: On the Hunt, Hallmark has the original telefilm Midnight Masquerade, NBC News has the special Music for Change and on Starz it's the 1st season fall finale of Outlander.

Up at 10:00 on CBS it's the 27th season premiere of 48 Hours, CMT has the special Instant Jam: Kenny Chesney and on TV One it's the 4th season finale of Verses & Flow.  On NBC at 11:29 it's the 40th season premiere of Saturday Night Live hosted by Chris Pratt with musical guest Ariana Grande.

Shark Tank is back for a sixth season

Tonight at 7:00 on Nick it's the 2nd season finale of Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.  Up at 8:00 on CBS it's the 25th season premiere of The Amazing Race and ABC has the two hour 6th season premiere of Shark Tank.

On We at 9:00 it's the 1st season finale of David Tutera's Celebrations and CBS has the 5th season premiere of Hawaii Five-0.

Up at 10:00 on ABC it's the 37th season premiere of 20/20, CBS has the 5th season premiere of Blue Bloods and on CMT it's the Crossroads special John Legend and Lee Ann Womack.

The Parenthood final season premiere airs tonight

Tonight at 8:00 on FOX it's the 10th season premiere of Bones, ABC has the 11th season premiere of Grey's Anatomy and on Showtime it's the special Glena.

On Bravo at 9:00 it's a special Don't be Tardy...and ABC has the 4th season premiere of Scandal.

Up at 10:00 on Discovery it's the special Last Tiger Standing, IFC has the 1st season finale of Garfunkel & Oates, ABC has the series premiere of How to get Away with Murder, TruTV has the series premiere of Jokers Wild, TV One has the 3rd season finale of Love that Girl and on NBC it's the 6th and final season premiere of Parenthood.

At 12:01 on Amazon it's episodes 2-11 of Transparent.

Who's on who Friday, September 26

Friday's talk show guests are...

Kelly and Michael - Andy Samberg, Omar Epps, AJR (N)
The View - Michael Strahan, Tory Johnson, Rory Kennedy (N)
The Chew - Big and Rich, Paula Deen (N)
The Talk - Luke Wilson, Pat O'Brien, chef Susan Feniger (N)
The Real - Yvette Nicole Brown (N)
Wendy - Chloe Grace Moretz, chef Wolfgang Puck (N)
Rachael - Guests not yet announced (N)
Ellen - Anna Faris, Kenny Chesney, Janel Parrish (N)
Meredith Vieira - Martha Stewart, Train (N)
Queen Latifah - Denzel Washington (N)

Letterman - Ted Danson (N)
Fallon - Matthew Broderick, Nathan Lane, Robert Plant (N)
Meyers - Luke Wilson, Max Greenfield, Banks (N)
Kimmel - Unannounced rerun (R)
Ferguson - Ben Kingsley (N)

Who's on who Thursday, September 25

Thursday's talk show guests are...

Kelly and Michael - Sofia Vergara, Terry Crews (N)
The View - Viola Davis (N)
The Chew - No celeb guests announced (N)
The Talk - Lauren Graham, chef Adam Perry Lang (N)
Wendy - Jennifer Hudson, Mally Roncal (N)
Rachael - No celeb guests announced (N)
Ellen - Kerry Washington, cast of Scandal (N)
Meredith Vieira - Kim Cattral (N)
Queen Latifah - Sir Ben Kingsley, Guillermo Diaz (N)

Letterman - Jerry Seinfeld, Michael Jackson ONE (N)
Fallon - Chris Pratt, Rosamund Pike, John Mellencamp (N)
Meyers - Andy Samberg, Emily VanCamp, Roy Wood Jr. (N)
Kimmel - Denzel Washington, Darby Stanchfield, The Script (N)
Ferguson - Carrie Ann Inaba, Ben Schwartz (N)
Watch What Happens Live - Sofia Vergara, Sam Rockwell (N)
Daily Show - Steven Johnson (N)
Colbert Report - Walter Mischel (N)
Conan - Bill Hader, Chelsea Peretti, Norah Jones (R)

South Park is back!

Tonight at 8:00 on ABC it's the 6th season premiere of The Middle, NBC has the time slot premiere of The Mysteries of Laura, CW has the 1st season finale of Penn & Teller: Fool Us and on Survivor it's the 29th season premiere of Survivor.  At 8:30 on ABC it's the 2nd season premiere of The Goldbergs.

On Travel at 9:00 it's the 1st season finale of American Grilled, NBC has the 16th season premiere of Law & Order, ABC has the 6th season premiere of Modern Family and on GSN it's the 1st season finale of Skin Wars.  At 9:30 on CBS it's the 16th season finale of Big Brother and at 9:31 on ABC it's the series premiere of Black-ish.

Up at 10:00 on NBC it's the 2nd season premiere of Chicago PD, H2 has the special History of Sex, ABC has the 3rd season premiere of Nashville, GSN has a special Skin Wars and on Comedy it's the 18th season premiere of South Park.

Coming up at 10:30 on Comedy it's the 4th season premiere of Key & Peele and at 11:05 it's the 1st season finale of Virgin Territory on MTV.

NCIS: New Orleans premieres tonight

Tonight at 8:00 on TV Land it's the 1st season finale of Candid Camera, ABC has a special Dancing with the Stars, PBS has the 2nd season premiere of Finding Your Roots, CBS has the 12th season premiere of NCIS and on NBC it's the time slot premiere of The Voice.

Up at 9:00 on Animal Planet it's the special Wild Mexico, ABC has the 2nd season premiere of Marvel's Agents of SHIELD and CBS has the series premiere of NCIS: New Orleans.

On MTV at 10:00 it's the 4th season premiere of Awkward, Chicago Fire is back on NBC, ABC has the time slot premiere of Forever, CBS has the 4th season premiere of Person of Interest, H2 has the special United Stuff of America and SyFy has the 1st season finale of Wizard Wars.

At 10:33 on MTV it's the 2nd season premiere of Faking It, 11:00 has the special United Stuff of America on H2 and at 11:59 on Ion it's the 2nd season finale of The Listener.

Tanked is back tonight

Tonight at 8:00 on CBS it's a special Big Brother, Science has the special Hack my Brain.  Up at 9:00 on HGTV it's the 3rd season finale of Love it or List it Too, Science has another special Hack my Brain and on Animal Planet it's the special Treehouse Masters.

Up at 10:00 on HBO it's the time slot premiere of Real Time with Bill Maher, Science has another special Hack my Brain and on Animal Planet it's the 8th season premiere of Tanked.

Breaking Amish premieres tonight

Tonight at 9:00 on VH1 it's the 1st season finale of Dating Naked and USA has the 1st season finale of Rush.  Up at 10:00 on TLC it's the 3rd season premiere of Breaking Amish, FYI has the 1st season finale of The Feed, H2 has the special Nazi: Most Evil, Sundance has mini-series finale of The Honorable Woman, FX has the 1st season finale of Married and on USA it's the 1st season finale of Satisfaction.

Up at 10:30 on FX it's the 1st season finale of You're the Worst and at 11:00 on Showtime it's the 1st season finale of Seven Deadly Sins.

Who's on who Friday, September 19

Friday's talk show guests are...

Kelly and Michael - Tina Fey, Luke Wilson (N)
The View - Billy Crystal (N)
The Chew - Craig Ferguson (N)
The Talk - Tom Selleck, Charles Michael Davis, chef Jason Santos (N)
Wendy - Danielle Brooks (N)
The Real - Orlando Jones, Abby Lee Miller (N)
Rachael - Neil Patrick Harris (N)
Ellen - Kaley Cuoco, Dax Shepard, Shawn Mendes (N)
Meredith Vieira - Carole King, Bill Hader, Carson Kressley (N)
Queen Latifah - Snoop Dogg (N)

Letterman - Michael Strahan, Marin Cilic, Richard Branson, Interpol (R)
Fallon - James Spader (N)
Meyers - Gwen Stefani, Andy Roddick, Counting Crows (N)
Kimmel - Unknown rerun to air (R) 
Ferguson - Morgan Freeman, Genesis Rodriguez (N)

Extant season finale is tonight

Tonight at 8:00 on NBC it's the two hour 9th season finale of America's Got Talent.  On Golf at 9:00 it's a special Big Break, DA has the series premiere of Building Log Homes, El Rey has the special The Director's Chair: Quentin Tarantino Vol. 2, FOX has the series premiere of Red Band Society and on OWN it's the return of Tyler Perry's for Better or Worse.

Up at 10:00 on DA it's the time slot premiere of Building Log Homes, CBS has the 1st season finale of Extant, NBC has the series premiere of Mysteries of Laura and on Ovation it's the 1st season finale of Young Marvels.  At 12:30 on Comedy it's the 1st season finale of The Meltdown with Jonah and Kumail.

Who's on who Thursday, September 18

Thursday's talk show guests are...

Kelly and Michael - Liam Neeson, Tea Leoni (N)
The View - Jessica Chastain (N)
The Chew - Boris Kodjoe, Nicole Ari Parker, Mexico (N)
The Talk - Morgan Freeman, iJustine, Joey Fatone (N)
Wendy - Dr. Phil (N)
The Real - Laurence Fishburne (N)
Rachael - Tony Gonzalez (N)
Ellen - Jason Segel, The Madden Brothers (N)
Meredith Vieira - Neil Patrick Harris, Kevin Kline (N)
Queen Latifah - Kristen Bell, Kunal Nayyar (N)

Letterman - Mike Myers, Bonnie McFarlane, John Fullbright (R)
Fallon - Billy Crystal, Rose Byrne, chef Nobu Matsuhisa, Lecrae (N)
Meyers - Julianna Margulies, Viggo Mortensen (N)
Kimmel - Kaley Cuoco, Anthony Anderson, Bastille (N)
Ferguson - Sharon Osbourne, Carmen Lynch (N)
Watch What Happens Live - Liam Neeson, John Benjamin Hickey (N)
Daily Show - Jessica Chastain (N)
Colbert Report - Terry Gilliam (N)
Conan - Tegan and Sara (N)

The Jennie Garth Project premieres tonight

Tonight at 7:30 on HBO it's the special Alan Alda and the Actor Within You: A Young Arts Masterclass.  On Lifetime at 8:00, Abby's Studio Rescue is back, CBS has a special Big Brother and on ABC it's a special Dancing with the Stars.

Up at 9:00 on HGTV it's the series premiere of The Jennie Garth Project, FYI has the special Married at First Sight and on FOX it's the 4th season premiere of New Girl.  At 9:30 it's the 3rd season premiere of The Mindy Project.

On MTV at 10:00 it's the 1st season finale of Finding Carter, H2 has the special History of Sex and on Lifetime it's the 2nd season premiere of Kim of Queens.  At 10:30 on Comedy it's the 3rd season premiere of Brickleberry.

Who's on who Wednesday, September 17

Wednesday's talk show guests are...

Kelly and Michael - Julianna Margulies, Jeff Probst (N)
The View - Neil Patrick Harris, Tim McGraw (N)
The Chew - Ali Larter (N)
The Talk - Smokey Robinson, David Arquette (N)
Wendy - Anderson Cooper (N)
Rachael - Bob Harper (N)
Ellen - Ty Burrell, Hank Azaria, Bastille (N)
Meredith Vieira - Octavia Spencer (N)
Queen Latifah - Goldie Hawn, Sesame Street (N)

Letterman - Michael Cera, Lyle Lovett, Dock Diving Dogs (R)
Fallon - Liam Neeson, Terry Gilliam (N)
Meyers - Tina Fey, Adam Pally, Grouplove (N)
Kimmel - Ty Burrell, Len Goodman, Paolo Nutini (N)
Ferguson - Paul Reiser, Aimee Garcia (N)
Watch What Happens Live - Jessica Chastain, Craig Ferfuson (N)
Daily Show - Guest not announced (N/R)
Colbert Report - Viggo Mortensen (N)
Conan - Marisa Tomei, Jim Jefferies, Old Crow Medicine Show (N)

Dancing with the Stars is back for its 19th season

On NBC tonight at 8:00 it's a three hour special American Ninja Warrior, ABC has the 19th season premiere of Dancing with the Stars (click here for the new cast), VH1 has the series premiere of Love & Hip Hop Hollywood and on FOX it's the two hour 5th season finale of Masterchef.  At 8:15 on ESPN it's the time slot premiere of Monday Night Football.

Up at 9:00 on ID it's the 1st season finale of Bloodlands and HBO has the special Terror at the Mall.  At 10:00 on ID it's the 6th season premiere of Twisted, Food has the 1st season finale of Eating America with Anthony Anderson at 10:30 and then at 11:00 on Sundance it's the 1st season finale of The Approval Matrix and FYI moves Red Hot Design to a new time slot.

Terror at the Mall

Tonight on HBO at 9:00 it's the premiere of the documentary Terror At The Mall which chronicles the events of September 21, 2013, when members of a Somali Islamist group stormed the Westgate Mall in Kenya, ultimately claiming responsibility for 67 deaths and hundreds injured. The harrowing and carefully edited footage from 100+ security cameras as well as first-person recollections of survivors and rescuers recalls the horror of the attack while shining light on the courage and resilience of ordinary citizens in the face of tragedy.  See below for the trailer & tune in tonight at 9:00, catch a rerun or watch it OnDemand or on HBO Go...just be sure you don't miss it! To find additional air times & more about the documentary click here.

Who's on who Tuesday, September 16

Tuesday's talk show guests are...

Kelly and Michael - Rose Byrne, Miss America 2015, Jason Mraz (N)
The View - Kirsten Dunst, chef Rachael Ray (N)
The Chew - Lara Spencer, Gilroy Garlic Festival (N)
The Talk - Drew Carey, Ellen K, chef Jet Tila (N)
Wendy - Sherri Shepherd (N)
The Real - Jennie Garth (N)
Rachael - Dr. Phil (N)
Ellen - Zooey Deschanel, Loni Love, Tamar Braxton, Adrienne Bailon, Jeannie Mai, Tamera Mowry-Housley (N)
Meredith Vieira - Regis Philbin (N)
Queen Latifah - Toni Braxton, Mark Cuban, The Golden Sisters (N)

Letterman - Tina Fey, Moody McCarthy, Kevin Drew (R)
Fallon - Julianna Margulies, Jerry Lewis, Public Enemy (N)
Meyers - Octavia Spencer, James Ellroy (N)
Kimmel - Keegan-Michael Key, Jordan Peele, David Muir, Fall Out Boy (N)
Ferguson - Terry Bradshaw, Joel Stein (N)
Watch What Happens Live - Josh Altman, Josh Flagg, David Parnes, James Harris (N)
Daily Show - Bill Hader (N)
Colbert Report - Unlocking the Truth (N)
Conan - Nick Griffin (N)

Who's on who Monday, September 15

Monday's talk show guests are...

Kelly and Michael - Octavia Spencer, Dylan O'Brien, Lara Spencer (N)
The View - New cast, season premiere (N)
The Chew - Tom Bergeron (N)
The Talk - Queen Latifah, Louis Aguirre, Audrina Patridge (N)
Wendy - Season premiere (N)
The Real - The Game (N)
Rachael - Michael Strahan (N)
Ellen - Kristen Wiig, Timothy Olyphant, Nico & Vinz (N)
Meredith Vieira - Steve Harvey (N)
Queen Latifah - Reese Witherspoon (N)

Letterman - Kristen Wiig, Sen. Elizabeth Warren, The New Pornographers (R)
Fallon - Barbara Streisand (N)
Meyers - Bill Hader, Rep. Nancy Pelosi, Walk the Moon (N)
Kimmel - Jane Fonda, Ike Barinholtz, Mastodon (N)
Ferguson - Kevin Bacon, The Bacon Brothers (N)
Watch What Happens Live - Connie Britton, Justin Long (N)
Daily Show - Ken Burns (N)
Colbert Report - Mindy Kaling (N)
Conan - Timothy Olyphant, Nasim Pedrad, Passenger (N)

Miss America is on tonight

Tonight at 8:00 on ABC it's Countdown to Miss America, HGTV has the time slot premiere of Lakefront Bargain Hunt and on PBS it's the series premiere of The Roosevelts.

Up at 9:00 on ABC it's the 2015 Miss America Competition, FOX has a special American Dad, Animal Planet has the 3rd season finale of Call of the Wildman and on History it's the 3rd season finale of Mountain Men.

On Food at 10:00 it's the 4th season finale of Cutthroat Kitchen and on CBS it's the 3rd season finale of Unforgettable.

Real Time with Bill Maher is back tonight

Tonight at 8:00 on CBS it's a special 48 Hours, E! has the special Secrets of Fashion Week and on FOX it's the time slot premiere of Utopia.

Up at 9:00 on DA it's the series premiere of Alaska Monsters, Spike has the time slot premiere of Bellator MMA Live, NFLN has the 4th season premiere of A Football Life, FOX has the series finale of Kitchen Nightmares, Travel has the 7th season premiere of Mysteries at the Museum and HBO has the 12th season fall premiere of Real Time with Bill Maher.

On HBO at 10:00 it's the special Bill Maher: Live from D.C., Animal Planet has the 1st season finale of Redwood Kings and on SyFy it's the series premiere of Z Nation.

Farewell Joan...

I was a huge fan of Joan Rivers...seeing her do stand-up live was one of the maybe 3 things on my bucket list.  I had amazing seats to see her for my birthday this year in a small venue...in November.  It breaks my heart that I will never get to see her live and in person but my love goes out to Melissa & Cooper & those who worked with Joan every single day.  Joan Rivers was the hardest working woman in show business & she certainly made more of a single year than I will probably ever make in a lifetime & I'm not talking about money, I'm talking about life.  Her calendar was always booked, it was booked to make people laugh & damn that old bitch was funny!  I am selfishly pissed that I (by no fault of my own) will never be able to scratch that item off of my bucket list, especially considering that the other 2 things are expensive travel items. Realistically I kind of figured seeing Joan might be the only thing I would ever scratch off and now I'll just have to erase it.

Personally I think they should have filmed the funeral & had a Fashion Police special about it...with the team critiquing what everyone wore & someone greeting the grieving guests with an apropos "who are you wearing"?  Some may say that's tacky but come on...Joan would have loved it & I'm sure would have also loved to be able to name the best & worst dressed!  Anyway, I just wanted to say I'm pissed, my birthday has been ruined & I will forever miss Joan Rivers...some say she was a real bitch to work for while others say she was great.  I don't really care either way I just loved her work...she made me laugh all the time & for that I am grateful.  Here's a short montage I grabbed off of YouTube of some great moments with Joan...enjoy!!

The Biggest Loser is back tonight

Tonight at 8:00 NBC it's the 16th season premiere of The Biggest Loser, Discovery has the special 9/11 Rescue Cops, E! has the special Who Wore it Better?, SyFy has the 5th season premiere of Haven and on ABC it's the 1st season finale of The Quest.

On CBS at 8:25 it's the 8th season premiere of Thursday Night Football, at 9:00 on AHC it's the special AH Films: The Hornet's Nest.  At 10:00 on H2 it's the special Ultimate Secrets of Time, NBC has the special The Secret Lives of Pets and on Reelz it's the special Joan Rivers Remembered.  Up at 10:30 on H2 it's the special Ultimate Secrets of Luck.

At 12:01 on Netflix it's the return of Turbo Fast and at 12:30 on Comedy, Adam Devine's House Party moves to it's time slot.

Who's on who Friday, September 12

Friday's talk show guests are...

Kelly and Michael - Connie Britton, Mindy Kaling (N)
The View - Bill de Blasio, Hillary Clinton, Oprah Winfrey, Michael Douglas, Cheri Oteri (R)
The Chew - Michael Strahan (N)
The Talk - George Lopez, Kevin Frazier, Haylie Duff (N)
Wendy - Chaka Khan (R)
Rachael - Guests not yet announced (N)
Ellen - Harry Connick Jr., Mireille Enos (N)
Meredith Vieira - Howie Mandel, Lil Jon (N)
Queen Latifah - Carrie Ann Inaba, Eric Christian Olsen, Daniela Ruah, chef Curtis Stone (R)

Letterman - Mindy Kaling, Jake Johannsen, Maddie & Tae (N)
Fallon - Glenn Close, Justin Long, Kurt Braunohler (N)
Meyers - Gwen Stefani, Andy Roddick, Counting Crows (N)
Kimmel - Sarah Silverman, Taraji P. Henson, Hunter Hayes (R)
Ferguson - Nikki Reed, Peter May (N)

Who's on who Thursday, September 11

Thursday's talk show guests are...

Kelly and Michael - Katharine McPhee, Taraji P. Henson (N)
The View - Meredith Vieira, Star Jones, Joy Behar, Debbie Matenopoulos, Lisa Ling, Elisabeth Hasselbeck, Rosie O'Donnell (R)
The Chew - Jacques Torres (N)
The Talk - Co-host Tony Gonzalez, George Lopez, Kevin Frazier, chef Duff Goldman (N)
Wendy - Marc Anthony (R)
Rachael - No celebrity guests (N)
Ellen - David Spade, Kacy Catanzaro, Meghan Trainor (N)
Meredith Vieira - No celebrity guests
Queen Latifah - Sara Gilbert, Mary Murphy, Mandy Moore, Jamal Sims (R)

Letterman - Jason Bateman, Billy Eichner, Ryan Adams (N)
Fallon - Jessica Chastain, Jeffrey Tambor, Chris Brown (N)
Meyers - Harry Connick Jr., Josh Charles, Nick Jonas (N)
Kimmel - Morgan Freeman, Julianne Hough, Ingrid Michaelson (N)
Ferguson - Ben Mezrich (N)
Watch What Happens Live - Kristen Wiig, Bill Hader (N)
Daily Show - Tavis Smiley (N)
Colbert Report - Lonn Taylor (N)
Conan - Kunal Nayyar, Garfunkel & Oates (N)

I Heart Nick Carter premieres tonight

Tonight at 8:00 on VH1 it's Couples Therapy reunion part 2, Discovery has the special Hustling the House, FOX has the two hour 13th season premiere of Hell's Kitchen, Food has the 5th season finale of Restaurant Stakeout and on FYI it's the 1st season finale of Rowhouse Showdown.  At 8:30 on Showtime it's the special All Access: Mayweather v. Maidana 2 #3.

Up at 9:00 o CBS, NBC, ABC & FOX it's the Presidential Address, VH1 has the 5th season premiere of Couples Therapy, Discovery has the special Casino Secrets & on OWN it's the 1st season finale of Love thy Neighbor.  At 9:15 on NBC it's a special America's Got Talent & CBS Sports has the special Under the Lights.

On TruTV at 9:30 it's the 4th season premiere of South Beach Tow.  At 10:00 on Discovery it's the special Poker Underground, USA has the 2nd season finale of Graceland, AHC brings the 1st season finale of Hardcore Heroes, VH1 offers the series premiere of I Heart Nick Carter, NBCSN has the 4th season premiere of NFL Turning Point and on FS1 it's the two hour 20th season premiere of The Ultimate Fighter.

At 10:14 on CBS it's a special Extant at 10:16 on NBC it's the 1st season finale of Taxi Brooklyn and at 11:00 on Discovery it's the special Cheating Vegas.

Sons of Anarchy is back tonight

Tonight at 8:00 on Oxygen it's The Bad Girls Club reunion part three, ABC has the 4th season finale of Extreme Weight Loss, NBC has the 1st season finale of Food Fighters, Cooking has the series premiere of Masterchef and FOX has the time slot premiere of Utopia.

Up at 9:00 on CBS it's the special Fashion Rocks, ID has the 2nd season finale of Evil Kin, FOX has the 2nd season finale of Hotel Hell, OWN has the two hour series premiere of If Loving You is Wrong, FYI has the two hour 1st season finale of Married at First Sight and Cooking has the time slot premiere of Masterchef Canada.

On Golf at 10:00, Feherty moves to a new time slot, Showtime moves Jim Rome on Showtime to a new time slot, FX has the 7th season premiere of Sons of Anarchy, TBS has the 3rd season finale of Sullivan & Son and on Ovation it's the 2nd season finale of A Young Doctor's Notebook.  At 10:30 on comedy it's the 2nd season premiere of Adam Devine's House Party and Lifetime has the 1st season finale of Raising Asia.  On MTV at 11:01 it's the special Made: Prom queen.

We're 5!

Hey there readers...can you believe that we've been posting what's on where & who's on who for 5 years already?  If it weren't for your support & addiction to TV just like us we would have no purpose & nothing to be celebrating today.  Thank you for reading, following & sharing your love of TV with us for the last 5 years & hopefully you'll still be with us when we hit our next milestone!  Don't forget to follow us on twitter @dvrslave and like us on Facebook at facebook.com/dvrslave to make sure you don't miss anything...especially with the fall season kicking off this week!!

Who's on who Wednesday, September 10

Wednesday's talk show guests are...

Kelly and Michael - Ashley Judd, Justin Long, Jimmie Johnson (N)
The View - Jesse Tyler Ferguson, Eric Stonestreet, Martin Short (R)
The Chew - Benno & Leo Batali (N)
The Talk - Sharon Stone, Kevin Frazier (N)
Wendy - Sarah Jessica Parker (R)
Rachael - No celebrity guests announced (N)
Ellen - Channing Tatum, Nicki Minaj (N)
Meredith Vieira - Jessica Alba, Amy Van Dyken-Rouen (N)
Queen Latifah - Matthew McConaughey, Regina Hall, The Beach Boys (R)

Letterman - Phil McGraw, Katharine McPhee, Death From Above 1979 (N)
Fallon - Hugh Jackman, Nick Offerman, Luke Bryan (N)
Meyers - Bonnie Britton, Vance Joy (N)
Kimmel - Queen Latifah, Dale Earnhardt Jr., Panama Wedding (N)
Ferguson - Carrie Ann Inaba, Lawrence Block (N)
Watch What Happens Live - Steve Harvey, Nick Jonas (N)
Daily Show - Secretary-General Ban Ki-moon (N)
Colbert Report - Henry Kissinger (N)
Conan - Guests not yet announced (N)

Who's on who Tuesday, September 9

Tuesday's talk show guests are...

Kelly and Michael - Jason Bateman, Jenna Dewan-Tatum (N)
The View - Jimmy Kimmel, Goldie Hawn, Hugh & Deborah Jackman (R)
The Chew - Gladys Knight, Steve Harvey (N)
The Talk - Shemar Moore, Kristoff St. John, Kevin Frazier (N)
Wendy - Chris Rock (R)
Rachael - Sunny Anderson, Peter Walsh (N)
Ellen - Kim Kardashian West, Iggy Azalea, Rita Ora (N)
Meredith Vieira - Seth Rogen, Lauren Miller, Mel B. (N)
Queen Latifah - Ricky Martin, Florence Henderson, George Lopez (R)

Letterman - Michael Strahan, Richard Branson, Interpol (N)
Fallon - Keith Richards, Debra Messing, The Replacements (N)
Meyers - Jeff Goldblum, Jeff Kluger (N)
Kimmel - Bill Hader, Richard Linklater, Jhene Aiko (N)
Ferguson - Julie Chen, Louie Anderson (N)
Watch What Happens Live - Jenna Dewan-Tatum (N)
Daily Show - Sen Kirsten Gillibrand (N)
Colbert Report - Jason Segel (N)
Conan - Guests not yet announced (N)

A God Job: Stories of the FDNY

Tonight on HBO don't miss the premiere of A Good Job: Stories of the FDNY which was directed and produced by Liz Garbus (HBO’s Emmy®-nominated “Bobby Fischer Against the World”) and produced by actor and former New York City firefighter Steve Buscemi (Boardwalk Empire). The film explores what it’s like to work in one of the most demanding and innovative fire departments in the world – from camaraderie and the bonds formed around firehouse kitchen tables, the cumulative effect of trauma, both physical and mental, and the stories – the good, the bad and the exciting.

Tune in tonight at 9:00 on HBO, catch a rerun or watch it OnDemand starting tomorrow.  Next month you can also catch it on HBO Go but for now, check out the trailer below.

Monday Night Football is back

Tonight at 7:00 on ESPN it's Monday Night Football.  Up at 8:00 on ABC it's the 1st season finale of Bachelor in Paradise, VH1 has the Love & Hip Hop Atlanta reunion, part three, Food has the 2nd season premiere of Rewrapped and on NBC it's the 1st season finale of Running Wild with Bear Grylls.

On A&E at 9:00 it's the special Uncomfortable Conversations with Celebrities, NBC has the 6th season finale of American Ninja Warrior, HBO has the special A Good Job: Stories of the FDNY and on Bravo it's The Real Housewives of Orange County secrets revealed.

At 10:00 on A&E it's the series premiere of Love Prison, ID has the 1st season finale of Nowhere to Hide and MTV has the 4th season finale of Teen Wolf.  On ESPN at 10:15 it's a special Monday Night Football.

Up at 11:00 on Nick, reruns of How I Met Your Mother begin and Nickmom moves Undercover Cupid to a new time slot.  At 11:16 on MTV it's the 2nd season finale of Wolf Watch.

Who's on who Monday, September 8

Monday's talk show guests are...

Kelly and Michael – Steve Buscemi, Max Greenfield (N)

The View – Jane Fonda, David Letterman, Michael J. Fox (R)

The Chew – No celebrity guests announced (N)
The Talk – Judge Judy Sheindlin, Kevin Frazier, chef Graham Elliot (N)
Wendy – Jennifer Lopez (R)

Rachael – No celebrity guests announced (N)

Ellen – Adam Levine, Blake Shelton, Gwen Stefani, Pharrell Williams, Maroon 5 (N)

Meredith Vieira – Jennifer Lopez (N)

Queen Latifah – Carol Burnett, Vivki Lawrence, Tim Conway, Lyle Waggoner, Bob Mackie (R)

Letterman – Bill Maher, Henrik Lundqvist, Spoon (N)
Fallon – Jason Segel, Steve Harvey, Alicia Keys (N)

Meyers – Tony Parker, Max Greenfield, Banks (N)

Kimmel – Lena Dunham, Ben Schwartz, MisterWives (N)

Ferguson – Katey Sagal, Michael Irvin (N)

Watch What Happens Live – Zosia Mamet, Patrick Wilson (N)

Daily Show – Adam Levine (R)

Colbert Report – John Lithgow (N)
Conan – Mel Brooks, Adam DeVine, Alt J (R)

Boardwalk Empire final season premiere airs tonight

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Tonight at 7:00 on ABC it's The ABC's of Schoolhouse Rock, Ovation has the 1st season finale of Capture with mark Seliger and on NBC it's the 9th season premiere of Football Night in America.

Up at 8:00 on CMT it's the 1st season finale of Steve Austin's Broken Skull Challenge, FOX has the two hour series premiere of Utopia and on ABC it's the two hour 7th season finale of Wipeout.

On NBC at 8:20 it's the time slot premiere of Sunday Night Football and at 8:30 on OWN it's the 1st season finale of The Specials.

On HBO at 9:00 it's the 5th season premiere of Boardwalk Empire, PBS has the 1st season finale of Breathless, OWN has the 4th season fall premiere of Oprah's Lifeclass and E! has the 3rd season premiere of Total Divas.

At 10:00 on H2 it's the 1st season finale of Ancient Impossible, TLC has the series premiere of Angels Among Us, DA has the series premiere of Ghost Asylum, HBO has the 1st season finale of The Leftovers, MTV has the special Being Tyler Posey and on FYI it's the series premiere of Pressure Cooker.  At 11:00 on MTV it's a special Girl Code.

Stand up to Cancer special airs tonight

Tonight at 8:00 on ABC, CBS, FOX and NBC it's the special Stand up to Cancer, Spike has the 11th season premiere of Bellator MMA Live.

On ID at 9:00, Deadly Women moves to a new time slot and on Travel it's the 2nd season finale of Monumental Mysteries.  Up at 10:00 on HBO it's the 1st season finale of Jonah From Tonga, NGW has the series premiere of Pond Stars, Shwotime has the special Cocaine Cowboys Reloaded, AHC has the series premiere of War to End all Wars and on ID it's the series premiere of Young, Hot & Crooked.

On SyFy at 11:00 it's the two hour 1st season finale of The Almighty Johnsons.

#Candidlynicole season finale airs tonight

Tonight at 7:30 on NBC it's NFL Kickoff 2014.  Up at 8:00 on ID it's a special Handsome Devils, at 8:30 on NBC it's the 28th season premiere of Sunday Night Football.

On ID at 9:00 it's the 1st season finale of Handsome Devils, at 10:00 on VH1 it's the 1st season finale of #candidlynicole and ID has the 1st season finale of Worst Thing I Ever Did and then at 10:30 on VH1 it's the 1st season finale of LeAnn & Eddie.  At 12:01 on Amazon it's the return of Tumble Leaf.

Who's on who Friday, September 5

Friday's talk show guests are...

Kelly and Michael - Kevin Kline, Juliette Lewis (N)
The View - Co-host Lara Spencer, Harrison Forbes, Mutt Show, Jennifer Coolidge (R)
The Chew - Pizza Rock Las Vegas (N)
The Talk - Not on due to U.S. Open 
Wendy - Mike "The Situation" Sorrentino (R)
Bethenny - Loni Love, Tamar Braxton, Drita DpAvanzo, Lea Black, Maksim Chmerkovskiy, Hoda Kotb, Kathy & Rich Wakile (R)
Rachael - Bobby Flay, Richard Blais, Jacques Pepin (R)
Ellen - Cate Blanchett, Jared Leto, Lupita Nyong'o, Max Greenfield (R)
Katie - No guests announced (R)
Queen Latifah - Not on due to US. Open

Letterman - Tina Fey, Kevin Drew (N)
Fallon - Claire Danes, will.i.am, Fences & Macklemore (N)
Arsenio - Comic Chris Tucker (R)
Meyers - Guests not yet announced (R)
Kimmel - Terry Bradshaw, Mike Smith, John Paul Tremblay, Robb Wells, The Kooks (N)
Ferguson - Seth Green, Lynette Rice (N)