Too Cute!: Puppies tonight

Tonight on BBCA at 8:00 it's a Doctor Who special, ABC has the 8th season premiere of Saturday Night College Football, Animal Planet has the special Too Cute!: Puppies and ID has the 4th season premiere of Who the (Bleep) Did I Marry?  On NBC at 9:00 it's a special Do No Harm.

On Health at 10:00 it's the 5th season finale of Bizarre ER and Showtime has the special All Access: Mayweather vs. Canelo.

Cracked premieres on Reelz tonight

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Tonight at 8:00 on Discovery it's the special Gold Rush: The Dirt and then at 10:00 on Discovery it's the series premiere of Alaskan Steel Men, SyFy has the 2nd season finale of Continuum, Reelz has the two hour series premiere of Cracked and on VH1 it's the 1st season finale of Miss You Much.

Eastbound and Down is back on 9/29

In thirty days the 4th and final season of Eastbound & Down premieres on HBO at 10:00.  This awesome comedy from Danny McBride and Jody Hill will pick up several years after the end of the 3rd season where Kenny faked his own death after making it back to the majors so he could spend his life with April & their kid.  Now, he's living the American dream in North Carolina and I can only imagine where this final season will take us!  

Here's a little Kenny Powers teaser for you to get you by....keep your eyes open, there's more to come before the premiere!

Who's on who Friday, August 30

Friday's talk show guests are...

Kelly and Michael - Tyler Perry, Oprah Winfrey (R)
The View - Co-host Chiquis Rivera, Andrea Syrtash, Jeff Wilser, Jeff Daniels, Bernadette Peters (R)
The Chew - Co-host Fabio Viviani (N)
The Talk - We will not be reporting on any CBS talk shows until negotiations with Time Warner Cable are complete.
Wendy - Omarosa, Dr. Gadget (R)
Ellen - Mila Kunis, Tegan & Sara (R)
Rachel Ray - We will not be reporting on any CBS talk shows until negotiations with Time Warner Cable are complete.
Anderson - We will not be reporting on any CBS talk shows until negotiations with Time Warner Cable are complete.
Katie - Cedric the Entertainer, Niecy Nash, Steve Schirripa, Vanessa L. Williams (R)

Letterman - We will not be reporting on any CBS talk shows until negotiations with Time Warner Cable are complete.
Leno - John McCain, Diablo Cody, Booker T. Jones & Mayer Hawthorne (N)
Fallon - Bryan Cranston, Common, Miranda Hart, Robin Thicke (R)
Kimmel - Josh Duhamel, Adam Perry Lang, Luke Bryan (R)
Ferguson - We will not be reporting on any CBS talk shows until negotiations with Time Warner Cable are complete.

The Motive two hour season finale is tonight

Tonight at 6:00 it's the premiere of Thursday Night College Football on ESPN and then at 8:00 it's the two hour 1st season finale of Motive on ABC.  In the 9:00 slot on ID it's the 3rd season finale of Fatal Encounters and then at 9:30 on History it's the 7th season finale of Pawn Stars.  

On ID at 10:00 it's the 3rd season finale of Behind Mansion Walls, E! has the special Attack of the Celebrity Bikinis, Bravo moves Eat, Drink, Love to a new time slot, Health has the special Pregnant Behind Bars, the 1st season finale of Hollywood Game Night is on NBC, We has the 1st season finale of Sanya's Glam & Gold and on DA it's the 1st season finale of Unsealed: Alien Files.  On Spike TV at 11:00 it's the 1st season finale of Fight Master.

Cheer Perfection is back tonight

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Tonight at 8:00 on Travel it's the 1st season finale of BBQ Crawl & on ID it's Wicked Attraction in a new time slot.  Up at 9:00 on ID it's the series premiere of Evil Kin, History has the 3rd season finale of Only in America with Larry the Cable Guy, HGTV has the 5th season premiere of Property Brothers and on Science it's the series premiere of The Unexplained Files.  On TLC at 9:30 it's the 2nd season premiere of Cheer Perfection.

On Reelz at 10:00 it's the series premiere of Fanaddicts!, SyFy has the 1st season finale of Joe Rogan Questions Everything, Velocity has the series premiere of Patrick Dempsey, Discovery has the special Patrick Dempsey, TV One has the 1st season finale of R&B Divas: LA, on NBCSN it's the 1st season finale of Shark Hunters, ID has the series premiere of Surviving Evil, History has the 5th season finale of Top Shot and on VH1 it's the 6th season premiere of Tough Love.

Up at 10:30 on TV Land it's the 3rd season summer finale of The Exes and at 11:00 on TV Land it's the 2nd season finale of The Soul Man.

Who's on who Thursday, August 29

Thursday's talk show guests are...

Kelly and Michael - Ryan Reynolds, Shaquille O'Neal (R)
The View - Co-host Lauren Sanchez, Ethan Hawke, John Walsh (R)
The Chew - Sabrina Soto (N)
The Talk - We will not be reporting on any CBS talk shows until negotiations with Time Warner Cable are complete.
Wendy - Big Ang (R)
Ellen - Steve Carell, Emily VanCamp (R)
Rachel Ray - We will not be reporting on any CBS talk shows until negotiations with Time Warner Cable are complete.
Anderson - We will not be reporting on any CBS talk shows until negotiations with Time Warner Cable are complete.
Katie - Chelsea Handler, Kathy Najimy, Larry King (R)

Letterman - We will not be reporting on any CBS talk shows until negotiations with Time Warner Cable are complete.
Leno - Julie Scardina, Rod Stewart (N)
Fallon - Jennifer Aniston, Lenny Kravitz, Goodie Mob, Cee Lo Green (R)
Kimmel - Larry David, Naya Rivera, Backstreet Boys (R)
Ferguson - We will not be reporting on any CBS talk shows until negotiations with Time Warner Cable are complete.
Watch What Happens Live - Off this week
Daily Show - Off this week
Colbert Report - Off this week
Conan - Jonah Hill, Coco & Ice-T, Dale Earnhardt Jr. Jr. (R)
Chelsea - Guest not yet announced (N)

Pretty Little Liars season finale tonight

Tonight at 8:00 on ABC Family it's the 4th season summer finale of Pretty Little Liars and then at 9:00 on A&E it's the 3rd season premiere of Storage Wars and on ABC Family it's the 1st season summer finale of Twisted.

On Veolcity at 10:00 it's the 6th season fall premiere of Chasing Classic Cars, Comedy has the 1st season finale of Drunk History, ID has the 2nd season premiere of I Evil, Style has the special Keep the Party Moving and on TNT it's the 2nd season summer finale of Perception.

Comedy has the 2nd season finale of The Jeselnik Offensive and on History it's the 1st season finale of The Legend of Shelby the Swamp Man.  On MTV2 at 11:30 it's the 1st season finale of Ain't that America with Lil Duval.

Who's on who Wednesday, August 28

Wednesday's talk show guests are...

Kelly and Michael - Mariah Carey, Kerry Washington, Deadliest Catch (R)
The View - Co-host Chuck Nice, Rachel Campos-Duffy, Lennon & Maisy Stella, Billy Eichner, Tom Dickson (R)
The Chew - Eric Ripert (N)
The Talk - We will not be reporting on any CBS talk shows until negotiations with Time Warner Cable are complete.
Wendy - Magic Johnson, Vinny, Ronnie & Pauly D (R)
Ellen - Mark Wahlberg, Sean Combs, Casey Wilson, Bonnie Raitt (R)
Rachel Ray - We will not be reporting on any CBS talk shows until negotiations with Time Warner Cable are complete.
Anderson - We will not be reporting on any CBS talk shows until negotiations with Time Warner Cable are complete.
Katie - No celebrity guests (R)

Letterman - We will not be reporting on any CBS talk shows until negotiations with Time Warner Cable are complete.
Leno - Matt LeBlanc, Kathryn Hahn, Sky Blu (N)
Fallon - Tyra Banks, Simon Pegg, chef Dominique Ansel (R)
Kimmel - Selena Gomez, Ben Stein, Palma Violets (R)
Ferguson - We will not be reporting on any CBS talk shows until negotiations with Time Warner Cable are complete.
Watch What Happens Live - Off this week
Daily Show - Off this week
Colbert Report - Off this week
Conan - Alexander Skarsgard, George R.R. Martin, Houndmouth (R)
Chelsea - Macklemore & Ryan Lewis (N)

Glickman premieres on HBO tonight

Marty Glickman was a gifted Jewish-American athlete who was denied the opportunity to represent the U.S. in the Berlin Olympics in 1936.  Later on he became one of the most influential sportscasters in history after pioneering many of the techniques, phrases & programming innovations that are still being used in sports reporting today.  This documentary, Glickman explores his remarkable life and career and is the first documentary from writer, producer & director James L. Freedman.  Freedman produced Glickman's late-night sports program on New York radio as a senior in high school.

The documentary features footage and interviews with Marv Albert, Bob Costas, Bill Bradley, Jim Brown, Frank Gifford, Larry King, Jerry Stiller, John Mara and others and tell the story of a man who overcame prejudice to build an amazing career & setting the gold standard for sports broadcasters past, present, and future.  Check out the trailer below & watch it tonight on HBO at 9:00

The season finale of Below Deck is tonight

Tonight at 8:00 on Bravo it's the final part of The Real Housewives of Orange County reunion and then at 8:30 on Disney XD it's the series premiere of Xiaolin Chronicles.

Up at 9:00 on E! it's the special Fashion Police: 2013 VMAs, NBC has the 1st season finale of Get Out Alive with Bear Grylls, A&E has the 4th season finale of The Glades, HBO has the special Glickman, ABC moves Mistresses to a new time slot and on BBCA it's the special Top Gear.  On Food at 9:30 it's the 18th season premiere of Diners, Drive-ins & Dives.

On Bravo at 10:00 it's the 1st season finale of Below Deck, ID has the 2nd season finale of Blood, Lies & Alibis, A&E has the 2nd season finale of Longmire and on MTV it's the 9th season premiere of Teen Mom 3.  At 11:00 on MTV it's a special episode of Teen Mom 3.

Who's on who Tuesday, August 27

Tuesday's talk show guests are...

Kelly and Michael - Salma Hayek Pinault, Jane Lynch (R)
The View - Co-host Jesse Tyler Ferguson (R)
The Chew - Co-host Geoffrey Zakarian, Angie Martinez (N)
The Talk - We will not be reporting on any CBS talk shows until negotiations with Time Warner Cable are complete.
Wendy - NeNe Leakes, Miguel (R)
Ellen - Bruno Mars, Ted Danson (R)
Rachel Ray - We will not be reporting on any CBS talk shows until negotiations with Time Warner Cable are complete.
Anderson - We will not be reporting on any CBS talk shows until negotiations with Time Warner Cable are complete.
Katie - Celine Dion (R)

Letterman - We will not be reporting on any CBS talk shows until negotiations with Time Warner Cable are complete.
Leno - Josh Duhamel, JB Smoove, Macklemore & Ryan Lewis (N)
Fallon - Dan Aykroyd, Paula Patton, Brad Paisley, Booker T. Jones with The Roots (R)
Kimmel - Sharon Stone, Dane Cook, Jamie N. Commons, Desiree Hartsock (R)
Ferguson - We will not be reporting on any CBS talk shows until negotiations with Time Warner Cable are complete.
Watch What Happens Live - Not on this week
Daily Show - Not on this week
Colbert Report - Not on this week
Conan - Vin diesel, Steve Schirripa, The Mowgli's (R)
Chelsea - Jeff Daniels (N)

Who's on who Monday, August 26

Monday's talk show guests are...

Kelly and Michael - Adam Sandler, Miranda Cosgrove, Jillian Michaels (R)
The View - Co-host Val Warner, Cate Blanchett, Jeff Sotzing, J. Cole (R)
The Chew - Ingrid Hoffmann (N)
The Talk - We will not be reporting on any CBS talk shows until negotiations with Time Warner Cable are complete.
Wendy - Michael Urie, Teresa Giudice (R)
Ellen - Hayden Panettiere, Sophia Grace & Rosie, Ed Sheeran (R)
Rachel Ray - We will not be reporting on any CBS talk shows until negotiations with Time Warner Cable are complete.
Anderson - We will not be reporting on any CBS talk shows until negotiations with Time Warner Cable are complete.
Katie - General Hospital cast members (R)

Letterman - We will not be reporting on any CBS talk shows until negotiations with Time Warner Cable are complete.
Leno - Jeff Daniels, Sherri Shepherd, Quinn Sullivan (N)
Fallon - Seth Meyers, Lily Collins, 2 Chainz with The Roots (R)
Kimmel - Ashton Kutcher, Melanie Griffith, Big Sean (R)
Ferguson - We will not be reporting on any CBS talk shows until negotiations with Time Warner Cable are complete.
Watch What Happens Live - Not on this week
Daily Show - Not on
Colbert Report - Not on
Conan - Jesse Eisenberg, J.J. Abrams, 30 Seconds to Mars (R)
Chelsea - Eric Bana (N)

VMA's are tonight

Today at 4:00 on FOX it's NFL Preseason and Nicktoons has the 2nd season finale of Speed Racer.  

On MTV at 7:00 it's a special episode of Catfish and NBC has the special Madden NFL 14 Pigskin Pro-am and at 7:30 on Travel it's the 1st season finale of Magic Man.

Up at 8:00 on ABC it's the special Family Dance Off, Disney has the 1st season finale of Dog with a Blog, MTV has the VMA pre show, Pivot has the special Last Call at the Oasis, Food has the 6th season finale of Restaurant: Impossible and on NBC it's Sunday Night Football pre-season.  On CMT at 830 it's the 1st season finale of Hillbillies for Hire.

At 9:00 on DA it's the two hour 5th season finale of BBQ Pit Masters, MTV has the 2013 MTV VMA's & on PBS it's the series premiere of Silk.  On HGTV at 10:00 it's the 1st season finale of Brother vs. Brother, TruTV moves Hardcore Pawn to a new time slot, History has the 7th season finale of Ice Road Truckers and on NGC it's the 1st season finale of Inside the American Mob.

The season finale of King is tonight

Tonight at 7:00 on Pivot it's the 3rd season premiere of Little Mosque and then at 8:00 on CBS it's the special NFL Preseason, 9:00 on Showtime brings the special Venus and Serena.  Up at 10:00 on Epix it's Jim Norton: American Degenerate and on Reelz it's the 1st season finale of King.

The Sullivan & Son season finale is tonight

Tonight on Pivot at 7:30 it's the 2nd season finale of Little Mosque and then at 8:00 on CMT it's the special Kid Rock: Live from Buffalo Chip and on ESPN it's the special Monday Night Football: Preseason.

Up at 9:00 on E! it's the special I Survived a Serial Killer, SyFy has the original telefilm Ghost Shark and on We it's the special LA Hair Confidential.  The E! special Co-ed Nightmares is on at 10:00, Health has the special Pregnant Behind Bars and on TBS it's the 2nd season finale of Sullivan & Son.

Who's on who Friday, August 23

Friday's talk show guests are...

Kelly and Michael - Kevin James, Nick Cannon (repeat segments)
The View - Co-hosts Stacy Keibler, Mario Cantone, Sybrina Fulton and Tracy Martin, Benjamin Crump, Ian Ziering, Court Yard Hounds (R)
The Chew - Co-host Josh Elliott (R)
The Talk - We will not be reporting on any CBS talk shows until negotiations with Time Warner Cable are complete.
Wendy - No celeb guests (R)
Ellen - Vince Vaughn, Sophia Grace & Rosie (R)
Rachel Ray - We will not be reporting on any CBS talk shows until negotiations with Time Warner Cable are complete.
Anderson - We will not be reporting on any CBS talk shows until negotiations with Time Warner Cable are complete.
Katie - Cast of Grown Ups 2 (R)

Letterman - We will not be reporting on any CBS talk shows until negotiations with Time Warner Cable are complete.
Leno - Anthony Hopkins, Amy Schumer, Robert Randolph & the Family Band (R)
Fallon - Jeff Bridges, Stacy Keibler, Jesse and the Rippers (R)
Kimmel - Neil Patrick Harris, Clayton Kershaw, Pepper (R)
Ferguson - We will not be reporting on any CBS talk shows until negotiations with Time Warner Cable are complete.

Modern Dads premieres on A&E tonight

On CMT at 8:00 it's the special Biker Battles, at 9:00 on GAC it's the 2nd season finale of Celebrity Motor Homes and on Cooking it's the 4th season premiere of Not my Mama's Meals then at 9:30 on TLC it's the special Extreme Cougar Wives.

Up at 10:00 on Military it's the 1st season finale of America: Facts vs. Fiction, Up has the 1st season finale of Bulloch Family Ranch, VH1 has the 3rd season finale of Couples Therapy and on E! it's the 500th episode of The Soup (it's live).  On USA at 10:01 it's the 3rd season finale of Necessary Roughness.

The 1st season finale of Deal With It is on TBS at 10:30 and on A&E it's the series premiere of Modern Dads.

Who's on who Thursday, August 22

Thursday's talk show guests are...

Kelly and Michael - Emma Stone, David Spade (N)
The View - Co-host Gabrielle Reece, Bruce Willis, Giuliana and Bill (R)
The Chew - Wayne Brady (R)
The Talk - We will not be reporting on any CBS talk shows until negotiations with Time Warner Cable are complete.
Wendy - Patricia Heaton (R)
Ellen - Colin Farrell, Steve Spangler (R)
Rachel Ray - We will not be reporting on any CBS talk shows until negotiations with Time Warner Cable are complete.
Anderson - We will not be reporting on any CBS talk shows until negotiations with Time Warner Cable are complete.
Katie - Willie Degel, chef Aaron McCargo Jr. (R)

Letterman - We will not be reporting on any CBS talk shows until negotiations with Time Warner Cable are complete.
Leno - Kristin Chenoweth, Josh Gad (R)
Fallon - Ryan Reynolds, Bob Saget, Fall Out Boy, Michael Winslow with The Roots (R)
Kimmel - Jason Sudeikis, Amber Heard, Mayer Hawthorne (R)
Ferguson - We will not be reporting on any CBS talk shows until negotiations with Time Warner Cable are complete.
Daily Show - Neal Thompson (R)
Colbert Report - Robin Thicke (R)
Conan - Ed Helms, Alice Eve (R)
Chelsea - Guest unannounced (N)

Charlamagne and Friends premieres tonight

On Cartoon at 7:00 it's the 100th episode of Johnny Test and on Logo it's the 1st season finale of Operation: Vacation.  At 8:00 on CMT it's the special Tunnel of Fire and then at 9:00 it's their special Doomsday Garage while on ABCF it's the special Twisted: Socio Studies 101.

At 9:30 on CMT it's a special episode of Hillbillies for Hire and on A&E it's the 2nd season finale of Storage Wars.  The time slot premiere of Heroes of Cosplay is on SyFy at 10:00 and on Military it's the special CIA Black Ops.  At 11:59 on MTV2 it's the series premiere of Charlamagne and Friends.

Who's on who Wednesday, August 21

Wednesday's talk show guests are...

Kelly and Michael - Steven Tyler (N)
The View - Co-host Robin Thicke, Ed Helms (R)
The Chew - No celeb guests (R)
The Talk - We will not be reporting on any CBS talk shows until negotiations with Time Warner Cable are complete.
Wendy - Lucy Liu (R)
Ellen - Tim Allen, Kunal Nayyar, Maroon 5 (R)
Rachel Ray - We will not be reporting on any CBS talk shows until negotiations with Time Warner Cable are complete.
Anderson - We will not be reporting on any CBS talk shows until negotiations with Time Warner Cable are complete.
Katie - Judge Judy Sheindlin, W. Kamau Bell (R)

Letterman - We will not be reporting on any CBS talk shows until negotiations with Time Warner Cable are complete.
Leno - Kristen Bell, Jake Johnson, Phillip Phillips (R)
Fallon - Bruce Willis, June Shannon, Mayer Hawthorne (R)
Kimmel - Harrison Ford, Keri Russell, Joan Jett (R)
Ferguson - We will not be reporting on any CBS talk shows until negotiations with Time Warner Cable are complete.
Daily Show - Rand Paul (R)
Colbert Report - Colum McCann (R)
Conan - Ken Jeong, Mary Lynn Rajskub, The Black Angels (R)
Chelsea - Kathryn Hahn (N)

Delete premieres on Reelz tonight

Tonight at 8:00 on VH1 it's the 5th season premiere of Basketball Wives, Reelz has the original mini-series premiere of Delete, Monday Night Football: Preseason is on ESPN, Bravo has part two of The Real Housewives of Orange County reunion and on ABCF it's the 2nd season finale of Switched at Birth.  On BBCA at 8:30 it's Top Gear.

On Disney XD at 9:00 it's Disney Tryathlon part two, TNT has the 2nd season summer finale of Major Crimes and on TLC it's The Man with the 132-lb Scrotum.  On Food at 9:30 it's the 17th season finale of Diners, Drive-ins & Dives.

Up at 10:00 on DA it's the 1st season finale of Deep Fried Masters, BIO has the 1st season finale of The Ghost Inside my Child, MTV has the 3rd season summer finale of Teen Wolf and on TLC it's the special 40 Year Old Child.  On Food at 10:30 it's the series premiere of Bubba-Q.

Who's on who Tuesday, August 20

Tuesday's talk show guests are...

Kelly and Michael - Repeat segments, Jimmy Kimmel (R)
The View - Lisa Kudrow, Natasha Lyonne, Curtis Fields (R)
The Chew - No celeb guests (R)
The Talk - We will not be reporting on any CBS talk shows until negotiations with Time Warner Cable are complete.
Wendy - Kerry Washington, Paul Carrick Brunson (R)
Ellen - Steve Carell, Emily VanCamp (R)
Rachel Ray - We will not be reporting on any CBS talk shows until negotiations with Time Warner Cable are complete.
Anderson - We will not be reporting on any CBS talk shows until negotiations with Time Warner Cable are complete.
Katie - No celebrity guests (R)

Letterman - We will not be reporting on any CBS talk shows until negotiations with Time Warner Cable are complete.
Leno - Kate Hudson, Bob Costas, Kopecky Famiy Band (R)
Fallon - Andy Samberg, Shailene Woodley, Marcine & Nita Lou Webb, New Order (R)
Kimmel - Liam Hemsworth, Chloe Grace Moretz, the National (R)
Ferguson - We will not be reporting on any CBS talk shows until negotiations with Time Warner Cable are complete.
Watch What Happens Live - Off this week
Daily Show - Regis Philbin (R)
Colbert Report - Sen. Sheldon Whitehouse (R)
Conan - Zach Galifianakis, Jim Gaffigan, Beware of Darkness (R)
Chelsea - Guest unannounced (N)

The season finale of True Blood is tonight

Tonight at 7:00 on The Hub it's the 4th season premiere of Family Game Night and on FOX it's NFL Preseason: Colts at Giants.  On CMT at 8:00 it's Orange County Choppers and on Weather it's the 4th season premiere of Weather Caught on Camera then at 8:30 on Nick, Wendell & Vinnie moves to a new time slot.

Up at 9:00 on Food it's the 4th season premiere of The Great Food Truck Race, HBO has the 6th season finale of True Blood and on ABC it's the 1st season finale of Whodunnit?

On NGW it's the 2nd season premiere of America the Wild, NBC has the 1st season finale of Crossing Lines, ID has the 100th episode of On the Case with Paula Zahn and on CMT it's the special Tattoo Titans.

Who's on who Monday, August 19

Monday's talk show guests are...

Kelly and Michael - Guests not yet announced (N)
The View - Guests not yet announced (R)
The Chew - Guests not yet announced (R)
The Talk - We will not be reporting on any CBS talk shows until negotiations with Time Warner Cable are complete.
Wendy - Salma Hayek (R)
Ellen - Matt Lauer, Max Greenfield, Sophia Grace & Rosie (R)
Rachel Ray - We will not be reporting on any CBS talk shows until negotiations with Time Warner Cable are complete.
Anderson - We will not be reporting on any CBS talk shows until negotiations with Time Warner Cable are complete.
Katie - Howard & Beth Stern (R)

Letterman - We will not be reporting on any CBS talk shows until negotiations with Time Warner Cable are complete.
Leno - Cate Blanchett, Michael B. Jordan, Court Yard Hounds (R)
Fallon - Hugh Jackman, Natasha Lyonne, Frank Pellegrino Jr., Buddy Guy with The Roots (R)
Kimmel - Oprah Winfrey, Christopher Mintz-Plasse, The Wanted (R)
Ferguson - We will not be reporting on any CBS talk shows until negotiations with Time Warner Cable are complete.
Watch What Happens Live - Off this week
Daily Show - Liam Hemsworth (R)
Colbert Report - Kevin Spacey (R)
Conan - Don Cheadle, Pete Holmes, RNDM (R)
Chelsea - Chloe Grace Moretz (N)

Say Yes to the Dress is back tonight

Tonight at 8:00 on FOX it's the NFL Preseason, CW moves Perfect Score to a new time slot and on Disney it's Phineas & Ferb.  Up at 9:00 on E!, Fashion Police moves to a new time slot, Travel has the 9th season premiere of Ghost Adventures, TLC has the 10th season premiere of Say Yes to the Dress and on Disney it's the special Wander over Yonder.

Owner's Manual premieres tonight

On Cooking at 8:00 it's the 4th season finale of Eat St. and on ESPN it's Monday Night Football Preseason.  Then at 9:00 on We it's the 2nd season finale of LA Hair and on Travel it's the 5th season premiere of Mysteries at the Museum.

On AMC at 10:00 it's the series premiere of Owner's Manual, E! has the special Pop Innovators and on TLC it's the 1st season finale of Wedding Island.  Up at 11:00 on AMC it's the 2nd season premiere of The Pitch and on Showtime it's the 2nd season premiere of Polyamory which I'm going to miss due to the freaking Time Warner/CBS crap.

Who's on who Friday, August 16

Thursday's talk show guests are...

Kelly and Michael - Co-host Whitney Cummings, Cuba Gooding Jr. (N)
The View - Lee Daniels, Oprah Winfrey, Forest Whitaker, Cuba Gooding Jr., Lenny Kravitz, David Oyelowo (N)
The Chew - Wendy Williams, Philadelphia's Pizza Brain (R)
The Talk - We will not be reporting on any CBS talk shows until negotiations with Time Warner Cable are complete.
Wendy - Kristen Johnston, Michael Symon (R)
Ellen - Kat Dennings, Chris Kluwe, Macklemore & Ryan Lewis, Marquese Scott & Julian Falkenstein (R)
Rachel Ray - We will not be reporting on any CBS talk shows until negotiations with Time Warner Cable are complete.
Anderson - We will not be reporting on any CBS talk shows until negotiations with Time Warner Cable are complete.
Katie - Iman, Paulina Porizkova, Veronica Webb, Bobbi Brown (R)

Letterman - We will not be reporting on any CBS talk shows until negotiations with Time Warner Cable are complete.
Leno - Aaron Paul, Selena Gomez (R)
Fallon - Justin Timberlake, Hayden Panettiere (R)
Kimmel - Julia Louis-Dreyfus, Nick Offerman, Michael Kiwanuka (R)
Ferguson - We will not be reporting on any CBS talk shows until negotiations with Time Warner Cable are complete.

Duck Dynasty is back tonight

At 7:00 on NBCSN it's the 1st season finale of Hooked up with Tom Colicchio.  Then at 9:00 on TNT it's the 3rd season finale of Franklin & Bash, NGC has the series premiere of Let it Ride and on Velocity it's the 1st season finale of Wheeler Dealers.  On TLC at 9:30 it's the special Extreme Cougar Wives.

The 4th season premiere of Duck Dynasty is on A&E at 10:00 and on TruTV it's the 2nd season finale of South Beach Tow.

Who's on who Thursday, August 15

Thursday's talk show guests are...

Kelly and Michael - Co-host Maria Menounos, Harrison Ford (N)
The View - Co-host Ana Navarro, T.I. Jim Rash, Emblem3 (R)
The Chew - Bobby Flay (R)
The Talk - Not reporting on CBS talk shows until Time Warner negotiations are over
Wendy - Debi Mazar, Gabriele Corcos, Brandi Glanville (R)
Ellen - Gwyneth Paltrow, Georgia Perry, Will i Am (R)
Rachel Ray - Not reporting on CBS talk shows until Time Warner negotiations are over
Anderson - Not reporting on CBS talk shows until Time Warner negotiations are over
Katie - Tony Goldwyn (R)

Letterman - Not reporting on CBS talk shows until Time Warner negotiations are over
Leno - Sandra Bullock, Bob Saget, Il Volo (R)
Fallon - Steve Carell, Abigail Breslin, Justin Timberlake (R)
Kimmel - Ashton Kutcher, Melanie Griffith, Big Sean (N)
Ferguson - Not reporting on CBS talk shows until Time Warner negotiations are over
Watch What Happens Live - Oprahcolypse!!! (N)
Daily Show - Simon Pegg (N)
Colbert Report - Richard Brodhead (N)
Conan - Harrison Ford, Donald Faison, Kurt Braunohler (N)
Chelsea - Diane Kruger (N)

The Little Couple is back tonight

Tonight at 8:00 on Oxygen it's the 11th season premiere of The Bad Girls Club, at 8:30 on HGTV it's the 14th season finale of Property Virgins.  Up at 9:00 on Discovery it's the 2nd season premiere of Amish Mafia, NGC has the 3rd season premiere of Doomsday Preppers and SyFy has the 90 minute 5th season premiere of Face Off.

On TruTV at 9:30 it's the series premiere of Cash Dome Pawn and then at 10:00 on NGC it's the series premiere of Doomsday Castle, ID has the special Killer Truckers, TLC has the 5th season summer premiere of The Little Couple, Military has the special Secrets of Diplomatic Security and then on Discovery it's the series premiere of Tickle.  On SyFy at 10:30 it's the series premiere of Heroes of Cosplay and Discovery has the series premiere of Porter Ridge.

Who's on who Wednesday, August 14

Wednesday's talk show guests are...

Kelly and Michael - Co-host Maria Menounos, Forest Whitaker, Duck Dynasty, Candice Glover (N)
The View - Co-host Jay Manuel, Andrew Dice Clay, Shailene Woodley, Tom Papa (R)
The Chew - Ana Qincoces (R)
The Talk - Not reporting on CBS talk shows until Time Warner negotiations are over
Wendy - Padma Lakshmi, Carla Hall (R)
Ellen - Neil Patrick Harris, Beth Behrs (R)
Rachel Ray - Not reporting on CBS talk shows until Time Warner negotiations are over
Anderson - Not reporting on CBS talk shows until Time Warner negotiations are over
Katie - Trisha Yearwood, Kym Whitley, Leigh Anne Tuohy (R)

Letterman - Not reporting on CBS talk shows until Time Warner negotiations are over
Leno - Steve Carrell, Ken Ilgunas, Barenaked Ladies (R)
Fallon - Steve Carrell, Abigail Breslin, Justin Timberlake (R)
Kimmel - Oprah Winfrey, Christopher Mintz-Plasse, The Wanted (N)
Ferguson - Not reporting on CBS talk shows until Time Warner negotiations are over
Watch What Happens Live - Padma Lakshmi, Tamar Braxton (N)
Daily Show - Regis Philbin (N)
Colbert Report - Kevin Spacey (N)
Conan - Eric Bana, Josh Gad, The National (N)
Chelsea - Amber Heard (N)

Breaking Bad was sooooo good!

Photo by Ursula Coyote

Spoilers included here...if you don't want to know then don't read on & bitch about it later.  Man, they sure split up the season in the right place didn't they?  Hoo, last night's premiere was great!  I cannot wait to see how all of this plays out.  Now that Hank knows who Walt is & Jesse knows what kind of person Walt is & the cancer is back...sounds like karma knows just who he is as well.  

I loved how now that Walt is "done" Skylar is acting like everything is just easy breezy & normal & the issues are over.  Um, when you are a drug empire king...aka a Heisenberg nothing will ever be easy breezy again & obviously we see that Walt isn't doing so well in the future/current time.  His home is locked up & vacant, it looks like a foreclosure here in Detroit & neighbor kids are using the empty pool in the back as a skate park.  Now, I had an issue with this whole setup because it's clearly a pretty nice neighborhood & it doesn't look like he recently left the house & regardless of what happened in the house it would have been torn down or sold after the case was closed.  No neighbors would stand for a fenced in overgrown rat attracting yard with "notice" signs posted all over & a back yard full of kids on skateboards, sorry!

Can I just say how much I don't like Lydia & how much I would like her dead...perhaps that's why Walt went back to the house to get that ricin but if I know Walt I'd say that she's already dead long before he goes back for the ricin (if you don't already know the episode flip flops from Walt living under an alias to the chain of events that lead to that).  I'm also going to guess that he beat the cancer again given the fact that he is alive a year later & has hair...granted he looks like shit but I'm guessing that's from living on the run rather than from cancer.  So back to Lydia, when she walked in to the car wash I thought "oh right, she's still alive & she's going to be a problem" & then she starts bitching about the quality of the product...who's making it?  I'm assuming Todd is making it since he was the last one to cook with Walt & Walt said that he handed over everything needed to get the job done & he didn't care about any of it anymore.  Lydia is clearly the type of person who shouldn't be involved in any activity like this because she's a ticking bomb who overreacts about everything & is always on edge.  I'm sure she will end up dead but I'm 1/2 thinking that it will be because of something stupid like she'll get hit by a car or something...she's that type of a dip-shit that she would be so worried about one thing that she wouldn't notice a bus coming right at her.

On another note...who in the hell pays $15 for a standard car wash?  I go to the $3 place & get irritated when they try to up-sell me to the $5...shit, just last year the name of the place by me was "Original $2 Car Wash" & it's now the "Original $3 Car Wash" & when I saw the name change I was pissed.  I suppose if you are trying to launder money through a car wash charging a couple bucks a wash isn't going to help much is it?  Now I digress to poor Jesse...he was just some dime store drug dealer who had his life interrupted by Walt who just wanted some extra cash & now has more cash than he could know what to do with.  The two of them embarked on a crazy ass journey that got darker and darker as the days went by and Jesse has suffered so much mental anguish throughout the series & it just keeps getting worse.  Obviously he doesn't want all of that blood money around to remind him what has happened since he drove around throwing wads out the windows into unsuspecting neighbors yards but no matter what he does with that cash he will never be able to undo what has already been done.  Only 7 more episodes left of this entire series & I'll be sad to see it go but am grateful for the immense amount of entertainment it has provided!!!

Real Housewives of Orange County reunion starts tonight

On ABC at 8:00 it's the CMA Music Festival, VH1 has the Love & Hip-Hop: Atlanta reunion part 2, Bravo has part one of the Real Housewives of Orange County reunion and on Cartoon it's the 4th season finale of Regular Show.  Then at 8:30 on Nick it's the series premiere of Paw Patrol and on BBCA it's the 20th season finale of Top Gear.

At 9:00 on Discovery it's the special Amish Mafia: The Resurrection, TLC has the one hour 6th season finale of Cake Boss, Disney XD has Disney Tryathlon part 1, HBO has the special Americans In Bed, ID has the 6th season finale of I (Almost) Got Away With It, Bravo has the 3rd season premiere of The Real Housewives of Miami and on Weather it's the series premiere of Why Planes Crash.  

Up at 10:00 on Travel its the 3rd season premiere of Hotel Impossible, TNT has the 1st season finale of King & Maxwell, Discovery has the special Mythbusters, Cooking has the series premiere of Restaurant Takeover and on TLC it's the special Boston Underdogs.

At 10:30 on NGC it's the 1st season finale of Eyewitness War and on TruTV it's the 1st season finale of Kentucky Bidders.

Americans in Bed...the last in the summer series from HBO Docs

Tonight we get a look into the lives of 10 different couples from the privacy of their own bedrooms.  The couples varying in ages, ethnicities, religions and sexual orientations share their insights on love, sex & marriage which are often funny & sometimes surprising.  Americans in Bed is directed by Philippa Robinson who conducts interviews with the subjects that take place in their beds.  Questions about what you look for & how you know when you have found it are asked to the couples...one of whom have been together for 71 years & another who are newlyweds.

Candid answers about and insights into these relationships cover topics such as fidelity, negotiation, illness, conflict and more.  As the couples reflect on how they met & their relationships over time some remember good things long forgotten while others can't seem to forget about things no matter how long it has been.  This sounds very interesting to me having been single for so long so I'll have to be sure to set the DVR for it & see if I can pick up any tips!  Check out the trailer below & tune in to HBO tonight at 9:00 or catch it on a rerun or On Demand.

Who's on who Tuesday, August 13

Tuesday's talk show guests are...

Kelly and Michael - Co-host Rebecca Romijn, Joe Manganiello, Keri Russell, Carrie Underwood (N)
The View - John Edward, Char Margolis (N)
The Chew - Harry Connick Jr. (R)
The Talk - I will not be posting CBS talk show information until negotiations are complete
Wendy - Ciara, Teresa Giudice (R)
Ellen - David Spade (R)
Rachel Ray - I will not be posting CBS talk show information until negotiations are complete
Anderson - I will not be posting CBS talk show information until negotiations are complete
Katie - No celebrity guests (R)

Letterman - I will not be posting CBS talk show information until negotiations are complete
Leno - Katy Perry, Cris Collinsworth, Kacey Musgraves (R)
Fallon - Guests not yet announced (R)
Kimmel - Jush Duhamel, Adam Perry Lang, Luke Bryan (N)
Ferguson - I will not be posting CBS talk show information until negotiations are complete
Watch What Happens Live - Kyra Sedgwick, Keri Russell (N)
Daily Show - Joshua Oppenheimer (N)
Colbert Report - Rep. John Lewis (N)
Conan - Liam Hemsworth (N)
Chelsea - Luke Bryan (N)

Who's on who Monday, August 12

Monday's talk show guests are...

Kelly and Michael - Co-host Rebecca Romijn, Jeff Daniels, Jennifer Coolidge (N)
The View - Co-host Karina Smirnoff, Rob Lowe, chef Rocco DiSpirito (N)
The Chew - Peter Facinelli (R)
The Talk - Not reporting on CBS talk shows until negotiations are over 
Wendy - Susan Lucci, chef Curtis Stone (R)
Ellen - Kristen Bell, Cedric the Entertainer, Edythe Kirchmaier (R)
Rachel Ray - Not reporting on CBS talk shows until negotiations are over 
Anderson - Not reporting on CBS talk shows until negotiations are over 
Katie - Duck Dynasty, Swamp People (R)

Letterman - Not reporting on CBS talk shows until negotiations are over 
Leno - Ashton Kutcher, Jayma Mays, Hiatus Kaiyote (R)
Fallon - Justin Timberlake, Timothy Olyphant, Celeb Apprentice cast-off, Justin Timberlake (R)
Kimmel - Liam Hemsworth, Chloe Grace Moretz, The National (N)
Ferguson - Not reporting on CBS talk shows until negotiations are over 
Watch What Happens Live - Real Housewives of Miami (N)
Daily Show - Sen. Rand Paul (N)
Colbert Report - Sen. Sheldon Whitehouse (N)
Conan - Val Kilmer, Amber Heard, Paramore (N)
Chelsea - Lily Collins (N)

Breaking Bad is back tonight bitch!

Photo courtesy AMC

Tonight at 7:00 on Food it's the 1st season finale of Food Court Wars and on Travel it's the series premiere of Magic Man.  Up at 8:00 on HGTV it's the 1st season finale of Beyond Spelling Manor and on Fox it's the Teen Choice Awards.  

On AMC at 9:00 it's the premiere of the second half of season 5 of Breaking Bad...this is the beginning of the final eight episodes.  Also at 9:00 on Lifetime it's the 5th season summer finale of Drop Dead Diva, NGC has he 4th season premiere of Drugs Inc., Bravo has the series premiere of Eat, Drink, Love on Food it's the 9th season finale of Food Network Star, Oxygen has the 10th season summer premiere of Snapped and on Weather it's the series premiere of Strangest Weather on Earth.

The series premiere of Bad Ink is on A&E at 10:00, Food has the series premiere of Cutthroat Kitchen and on Discovery it's the 2nd season premiere of Jungle Gold.  At 10:04 on AMC it's the series premiere of Low Winter Sun and then at 11:00 it's the series premiere of Talking Bad.  At 11:59 on Adult Swim it's the 12th season premiere of Aqua Teen Hunger Force.

WWHL - Melissa Gorga, Elisabeth Moss (N)