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Thursday, July 31, 2014

The Quest premieres on ABC tonight


Tonight at 8:00 on E! it's a special A-List Listings, VH1 has a special Love & Hip Hop Atlanta and on ABC it's the series premiere of The Quest.

On Food at 10:00 it's the 2nd season premiere of Beat Bobby Flay, A&E has the 6th season finale of Beyond Scared Straight, TruTV has the 1st season finale of The Carbonaro Effect, Sundance has the mini-series premiere of The Honorable Woman, IFC has the 2nd season finale of Maron and on OWN it's the series finale of Our America with Lisa Ling.  Up at 3:00 AM it's the 4th season premiere of The Killing on Netflix.

Who's on who Friday, August 1

Friday's talk show guests are...

Kelly and Michael - Vin Diesel, Maggie Gyllenhaal, chef Jean-Georges Vongerichten (N)

The View - Co-host Ana Navarro, Annette Bening (N)
The Chew - co-host Curtis Stone, Wendi McLendon-Covey (R)
The Talk - Liv Tyler, Rachelle Lafevre, chef Hans Rockenwagner (N)

Wendy - Wanda Sykes, Dr. Mike Dow (R)

Bethenny - Kyle Richards, Dita Von Teese (R)
Rachael - Sunny Anderson (R)
Ellen - Meryl Streep, Vanessa Hudgens (R)
Katie - Sophia Amoruso (R)
Queen Latifah - William Shatner, Josh Dallas (R)

Letterman - Emma Stone, Nathan Fielder, American Authors (N)

Fallon - Martin Lawrence, Jenny Slate, Aloe Blacc (N)

Arsenio - Jada Pinkett Smith, Isaac Lufkin, Owen Benjamin, Geoff Brown, Jackie Fabulous (R)
Meyers - Keri Russell, Kevin Millar, Sean Casey, Michelle Wolff (R)
Kimmel - John Stamos, Todd Glass, OK Go (R)
Ferguson - Cat Deeley, Marcia Clark (N)

Kim Kardashian rant...because I just have to!


140 characters is not enough to reflect my extreme distaste for Kim K & everything she's about.  I quit watching KUWTK after the episode this season with Kourtney & the rats...I mean quit bitching for a whole freaking episode, call an exterminator, fix the issues & shut up!  If that's all they have to show then they need to be cancelled as that is neither interesting nor entertaining & honestly the only reason I've been watching the last couple seasons is because I love Khloe.  

Well I decided to watch the Thailand episodes so I recorded them (only to find out there's still a 3rd to come) and I spent so much time making comments to my dog about how obnoxious Kim is through the whole 2 hours.  I thought she was bad before but you take the 2 biggest narcissists in the world & have them marry each other & breed & all you get back is monsters.  Kim has become such a mega narcissist she makes Kanye look humble.  She spent way too much time taking pictures of herself for "the man she loves" than enjoying the beautiful place she was in with the family who has loved her since she was born.  My biggest issue with her stupid "selfie book" is that most of the time the pics weren't selfies because someone else was taking them!

Now that brings me to this...who in the hell were the people patting sand all over her big fat ass & taking pictures of her?  There was like a whole crew...it wasn't her "Executive Assistant" who had been taking her pics the rest of the trip so did she hire a bunch of people to make sure that not a second of her hotness was missed?  Perhaps they were rescuers trying to save that 2 sizes too small bikini from getting eaten by her giant ass?  When she was laying in the water I was just hoping she'd get stung by a jellyfish.   

That brings me back to the "Executive Assistant" at least that's what I think it said her title was (is her name Christine?) anyway....Executive Assistants don't take photos or run errands or help with personal items...that is a Personal Assistant.  An Executive Assistant is a highly trained individual who handles paperwork, appointments, travel & things of that nature...basically, if my boss asked me to go to Thailand for work & then proceeded to wear a wet t-shirt dress asking me to take pictures of her I would say "sorry sister, I don't care what you pay me, that's sexual harassment & not in my job description". 

I was cheering Khloe on when she said to Kim "why don't you just take another selfie" and then Kim responds with some nasty comment about Khloe's multiple rapper boyfriends...really Kim, you're married to one & that's probably how Khloe met them all to begin with.  But regardless, she's so selfish...it's all about her & her husband & kid and she thinks that should go for everyone in her entire family!  Just because her sex tape made them all famous doesn't mean shit...she's the most annoying, obnoxious, narcissistic, overrated, selfish, rude, irritating person on reality TV.  You know when the show started she was just full of herself but all of the "fame" has gone to her head & I for one can't wait until people start saying "oh yeah, whatever happened to Kim?".  And speaking of the kid...poor North, named after a defunct airline has to be raised by 2 people who most likely view her as the best accessory ever.  And what's up with Kanye getting all pissed about keeping his kid safe & out of the public eye (you'll see she's never shown on KUWTK) when his wife's entire business is based on just that.  Not to mention that it was totally cool to put her on the cover of Vogue...um, can you say contradiction?  

Anyway, I'm just counting down the days until E! finally cancels that shit & they are all forced to make money another way. I  would like for them to just fizzle away like Spencer & Heidi...I mean, I know there will always be celebrities that are just like them but I'm ready to move on to some new meat & preferably new meat with MUCH smaller asses.  I don't care what anyone says her ass is just plain too big & so unattractive!! 


Wednesday, July 30, 2014

Sharknado 2 premieres tonight


Tonight at 8:00 on CW it's the series premiere of Penn & Teller, DirecTV has the 2nd season finale of Rogue, and TV One has the 8th season premiere of Unsung.

Up at 9:00 on El Rey it's The Director's Chair: Guillermo del Toro, SyFy has the original telefilm Sharknado 2 & on VH1 it's the special Soundclash.

Over on Oxygen at 10:00 it's the special Preachers of L.A.

Who's on who Thursday, July 31

Thursday's talk show guests are...

Kelly and Michael - Martin Lawrence (N)

The View - Co-host Emily Miller, Taylor Schilling (N)
The Chew - Drew Barrymore (R)
The Talk - Eric McCormack, Nancy O'Dell, chef Kelly Liken (N)

Wendy - George Lopez, Nate Berkus (R)

Bethenny - Ramona Singer, SWV (R)
Rachael - Bill Bellamy, Omar Epps (R)
Ellen - Jennifer Lopez, Harry Connick Jr., Keith Urban, Sharon Jones and the Dap-Kings (R)
Katie - Diana Nyad, Val Chmerkovskiy (R)
Queen Latifah - Alan Grier, Deadliest Catch (R)

Letterman - Julia Louis-Dreyfus, Simon Amstell, David Gray (N)

Fallon - Julia Roberts, Ron Funches (N)

Arsenio - T.D. Jakes, Shawn Ashmore, Afrojack (R)
Meyers - Ethan Hawke, Megyn Kelly, Paula Pell (N)
Kimmel - Kerry Washington, Tom Petty, Tom Petty & the Heartbreakers (N)
Ferguson - Jesse Tyler Ferguson, Jon Gnarr (N)
Watch What Happens Live - Zoe Saldana (N)
Daily Show - Aubrey Plaza (N)
Colbert Report - Campbell Brown (N)
Conan - Jane Fonda, Ramon Rodriguez, Twin Shadow (R)

Chelsea - Chris Pratt (N)

Tuesday, July 29, 2014

Escape Club season finale tonight


Tonight at 8:00 on E! it's the 1st season finale of Escape Club.  Up at 9:00 on Lifetime it's the return of Dance Moms, Teennick has the 13th season finale of Degrassi and on Bravo it's the Real Housewives of New York City reunion, part 1.  

Up at 9:00 on ABC it's the 9th season finale of Celebrity Wife Swap, AHC has the 2nd season premiere of Chaos in the Skies, ID has the 1st season finale of Cry Wolfe, Esquire has the return of Knife Fight, on Lifetime it's the series premiere of Raising Asia and then on Science it's the 2nd season premiere of The Unexplained Files.

Who's on who Wednesday, July 30

Wednesday's talk show guests are...

Kelly and Michael - Heidi Klum, Chris Pratt (N)

The View - Co-host Lauren Sanchez, Tara Reid, Ian Ziering, Aubrey Plaza (N)
The Chew - Lea Michele, Terry Crews (R)
The Talk - LeAnn Rimes, Eddie Cibrian, Diana Madison, chef Aaron Sanchez (N)

Wendy - Joan & Melissa (R)

Bethenny - Porsha Stewart, Ellen Fein, Sherrie Schneider (R)
Rachael - Peter Walsh, Buddy Valastro (N)
Ellen - Mark Wahlberg, Taylor Kitsch, Tamar Braxton (R)
Katie - Series finale (N)
Queen Latifah - Wendie Malick, Colin Hanks (R)

Letterman - Zoe Saldana, Crash (N)

Fallon - Heidi Klum, Mike Birbiglia, Temples (N)

Arsenio - Prince (R)
Meyers - Chris Pratt, Laverne Cox, Big Data, Joywave (N)
Kimmel - Eric McCormack, Self (N)
Ferguson - Dana Carvey (N)
Watch What Happens Live - Kate Hudson, Zach Braff (N) 
Daily Show - Maggie Gyllenhaal (N)
Colbert Report - James Franco (N)
Conan - Norm Macdonald, Mackenzie Davis, Veruca Salt (R)

Chelsea - Kelsey Grammer (N)

Monday, July 28, 2014

The Bachelorette season finale tonight


Tonight at 8:00 it's the 10th season finale of The Bachelorette, CW has the 2014 Young Hollywood Awards and NBC has the series premiere of Running Wild.

On Food at 9:00 it's the series premiere of Food Fest Nation and on HBO it's the special Love Child.  Up at 10:00 on AHC it's the series premiere of Apocalypse: WWI, Discovery has the 1st season finale of Fat n' Furious, Bravo has a special Game of Crowns, ID has the 7th season finale of I (Almost) Got Away With It, Science has the 2nd season finale of Mutant Planet and on Food it's the 7th season premiere of Mystery Diners.

Up at 10:01 on ABC it's The Bachelorette: After the Final Rose.  On TBS at 10:30 it's the 1st season finale of Ceelo Green's the Good Life.

Love Child premieres on HBO tonight


Tune in to HBO tonight at 9:00 for the newest installment from HBO Docs! Love Child  explores the obsessive culture of online gaming through a story that became international news in 2010 when a couple was tried in South Korea for the negligent death of their infant daughter due to their internet addiction. Director Valerie Veatch skillfully weaves a tale of personal tragedy together with social commentary, shining a light on how new technology can have unforeseen dire consequences.

The film was an official selection of the 2014 Sundance Film Festival, and is executive produced by John Legere (CEO of T-Mobile).  Check out the trailer below, tune in tonight at 9:00 or for any of the reruns offered or you can check it out on HBO Go.

Who's on who Tuesday, July 29

Tuesday's talk show guests are...

Kelly and Michael - James Franco, Andi Dorfman (N)

The View - Guest hosts Lara Spencer, Juliet Huddy, Chadwick Boseman (N)
The Chew - Robin Roberts, Bethenny Frankel (R)
The Talk - Jon Voight, Michael Yo, chef Susan Feniger (N)

Wendy - Master P (N)

Bethenny - Brandi Glanville, Alycia Cooper (R)
Rachael - Heidi Klum (R)
Ellen - Leah Remini (R)
Katie - No celeb guests announced (N)
Queen Latifah - Stephen Moyer, Uzo Aduba, Hardcore Pawn (N)

Letterman - Chris Pratt, Judy Greer, Rodrigo y Gabriela (N)

Fallon - Vin Diesel, Aubrey Plaza, will.i.am (N)

Arsenio - Cloris Leachman, Tommy Chong, Ashley Wagner, J. Holiday (R)
Meyers - Maggie Gyllenhaal, Scott Sukerman (N)
Kimmel - Daniel Radcliffe, Abigail Spencer, Kiesza (N)
Ferguson - Jamie Chung (N)
Watch What Happens Live - Tara Reid, Joan Rivers (N) 
Daily Show - Sara Firth (N)
Colbert Report - Jon Batiste, Stay Human (N)
Conan - Steven Ho, Molly Shannon, Mike Recine (R)

Chelsea - John C. Reilly (N)

Sunday, July 27, 2014

Manhattan premieres tonight


Tonight at 7:00 on ABC it's a special Wipeout and at 8:00 on Travel it's the series premiere of Big Time RV and Animal Planet has the two hour 6th season finale of Finding Bigfoot.

On Travel it's the 2nd season premiere of Bikinis & Boardwalks, Bravo has a special Don't be Tardy, Velocity has the 2nd season premiere of Fantomworks, WGN has the series premiere of Manhattan, PBS has the 12th season premiere of Poirot and SyFy has the special Sharkmania.

At 9:30 on Bravo it's a special Below Deck.  On TLC at 10:00 it's the series premiere of Escaping Alaska, Bravo moves Game of Crowns to a new time slot and on Animal Planet it's the series premiere of Ice Lake Rebels.

Who's on who Monday, July 28

Monday's talk show guests are...

Kelly and Michael - Zoe Saldana, Bethany Mota (N)

The View - Co-host Sunny Hostin, S.E. Cupp, John Lithgow, Alfred Molina, Tai Beauchamp (N)
The Chew - Rick Springfield (R)
The Talk - Marlon Wayans, Ellen K., chef Fabio Viviani (N)

Wendy - Roseanne Barr (R)

Bethenny - Kandi Burruss, Kenya Moore, Retta, Derek J, Carmen Electra (R)
Rachael - John Gidding (N)
Ellen - Ben Stiller, Steve Coogan, Bastille (R)
Katie - Elmo (N)
Queen Latifah - Keke Palmer, Swoosie Kurtz, Timothy Snell (N) 

Letterman - John C. Reilly, Rachelle Lefevre, Conor Oberst (N)

Fallon - James Franco, Chadwick Boseman, Jenny Lewis (N)

Arsenio - TGT (R)
Meyers - Carson Daly, Penn & Teller, Christina Perri (N)
Kimmel - Andi Dorfman, Clayton Kershaw, Train (N)
Ferguson - Olivia Willians, Josh Wolf (N)
Watch What Happens Live - Vicki Gunvalson (N)
Daily Show - Sonia Nazario (N)
Colbert Report - Beck (N)
Conan - Will Arnett, Melissa Rauch, Ryan Hamilton (R)

Chelsea - Justin Theroux (N)

Saturday, July 26, 2014

Mega Shark vs. Mecha Shark


Tonight at 8:00 on Lifetime it's the original telefilm The Choking Game, FOX has UFC on Fox 12, Nick has the series premiere of Henry Danger and on History it's the special WW1: The first Modern War followed by a second installment at 9:00, another at 10:00 and another at 11:00!

Up at 9:00 on SyFy it's the original telefilm Mega Shark vs., Mecha Shark, HMC has the original telefilm The Memory Book and on Disney it's the special Phineas & Ferb: Star Wars.  At 9:30 it's the series finale of Bad Teacher.  Up at 10:00 on BBCA it's the 1st season finale of Almost Royal, FYI has the series premiere of Epic Meal Empire and H2 has the 1st season finale of United Stuff of America.

Friday, July 25, 2014

Marriage Boot Camp season finale is tonight


Tonight at 9:00 on H2, Ancient Aliens moves to a new time slot, Spike TV has a special Bellator MMA Live, CMT has the special Laughter's Good, We has the 3rd season finale of Marriage Boot Camp and on DA it's the two hour 2nd season finale of Mountain Monsters.

On H2 at 10:00 it's the series premiere of In Search of Aliens and on TLC it's the special Bride by Design.  At 11:15 on Spike TV it's the special Best of Glory.

Thursday, July 24, 2014

Project Runway is back tonight!


Tonight at 8:00 on ABC it's the 1st season finale of Black Box, NGC has a special Doomsday Preppers, Fox has the 12th season finale of Hell's Kitchen, Bravo has Married to Medicine: Secrets Revealed and on Lifetime it's the Project Runway 13 casting special.

Up at 9:00 on NGC it's the 4th season premiere of Doomsday Preppers and on Lifetime it's the 13th season premiere of Project Runway.  At 10:00 on ID it's the 2nd season finale of Southern Fried Homicide, NGC has the series premiere of Survive the Tribe and on Science it's a special The Unexplained Files.  On Lifetime at 10:30 it's the series premiere of Undone with @amandadecadenet.

Who's on who Friday, July 25

Friday's talk show guests are...

Kelly and Michael - Kelsey Grammer, Kesha, chef Anita Lo (N)

The View - Co-host James Monroe, Kristin Chenoweth, Joe Morton, Virgin Territory (N)
The Chew - No guests announced (R)
The Talk - Guests not yet announced (N)

Wendy - Tinashe (N)

Bethenny - Elizabeth Hurley, Sarah Shahi, Kevin Nealon, Terence J. (R)
Rachael - Bobby Flay, Alton Brown, Giada De Laurentiis (N)
Ellen - Zac Efron, Fitz and the Tantrums (R)
Katie - No guests announced (N)
Queen Latifah - June Squibb, Gilles Marini, Lexi Walker (R)

Letterman - Michael Douglas, Paul Morrissey, Kiesza (R)

Fallon - Bradley Cooper, Lisa Joyce (N)

Arsenio - Kid Cudi, Jason Brown, Erik Griffin, Ralphie May, Tiffany Haddish (R)
Meyers - Taye Diggs, Andy Serkis, Neon Trees (R)
Kimmel - Chris Pratt, Zoe Saldana, Dave Bautista, Vin Diesel, Bradley Cooper, Classixx (N)
Ferguson - Bradley Cooper, Lisa Joyce (N)

Wednesday, July 23, 2014

BAPs premieres on Lifetime tonight


On Lifetime at 9:00 it's the return of Bring It!, VH1 has the special Soundclash and on TLC it's the 5th season premiere of Who do You Think You Are?  At 9:57 on A&E it's a special Duck Dynasty.

Up at 10:00 on Lifetime it's the series premiere of BAPs, Oxygen has a special Preachers of L.A., Food has the 9th season premiere of Restaurant Impossible and Science has the 5th season finale of Through the Wormhole with Morgan Freeman.

The 2nd season premiere of Mac Miller and the Most Dope Family is on MTV2 at 11:30.

Who's on who Thursday, July 24

Thursday's talk show guests are...

Kelly and Michael - Morgan Freeman, Mira Sorvino, Shawn Mendes (N)

The View - Co-host Alicia Menendez, Amy Brenneman, Bone Hampton (N)
The Chew - No celebrity guests announced (R)
The Talk - Guests not announced (N)

Wendy - Alison Sweeney (R)

Bethenny - Jennie Garth, Janine Driver (R)
Rachael - Michelle Obama (R)
Ellen - Wanda Sykes, Jordana Brewster (R)
Katie - No celebrity guests announced (N)
Queen Latifah - Leah Remini, Richard Sherman, Joy Bryant (R)

Letterman - Simon Amstell, Sharon Van Etten (N)

Fallon - Morgan Freeman, Kesha, Tweedy (N)

Arsenio - Russell Simmons, Mo'Nique, Tony rock, Black Ice, DJ Battlecat (R)
Meyers - Mary Lynn Rajskub, Brendan Gleeson (N)
Kimmel - Guests not announced (R)
Ferguson - David Duchovny, Gloria Estefan (N)
Watch What Happens Live - Kristin Chenoweth (N)
Daily Show - Fareed Zakaria (N)
Colbert Report - Elon Musk (N)
Conan - Dwayne Johnson, Taye Diggs, Tori Amos (N)

Chelsea - Natasha Lyonne, Uzo Aduba (N)

Tuesday, July 22, 2014

Little Women LA season finale tonight


Tonight at 8:00 on ESPN it's a special 30 for 30 and NBC has the series premiere of Food Fighters.  On SyFy at 9:00 it's the 7th season premiere of Face Off, PBS has the 1st season finale of History Detectives Special Investigations and on Oxygen it's the 1st season finale of Tattoos After Dark.

On Travel at 10:00 it's the 5th season premiere of Food Paradise, Lifetime has the 1st season finale of Little Women: LA, Velocity has the 2nd season finale of What's in the Barn? and on SyFy, Wil Wheaton Project moves to a new time slot.

Who's on who Wednesday, July 23

Wednesday's talk show guests are...

Kelly and Michael - Hank Azaria, Jennifer Morrison, Lance Ulanoff (N)

The View - Co-host Stephanie Ruhle, Eric Stonestreet, Colbie Caillat (N)
The Chew - No celebrity guests announced (R)
The Talk - Guests not announced (N)

Wendy - Master P (N)

Bethenny - Faith Evans, Adrienne Bailon (R)
Rachael - Kermit the Frog (R)
Ellen - Hayden Panettiere, Luke Bryan (R)
Katie - No celeb guests announced (N)
Queen Latifah - Phylicia Rashad, Mike Epps, Joan Jett, Ken Paves (R)

Letterman - Eric Stonestreet, Brody Dalle (N)

Fallon - Robin Wright, Josh Charles, Weezer (N)

Arsenio - Jackie Christie, Brittish Williams, Sundy Carter, Corey Holcomb (R)
Meyers - Ricky Gervais, Zac Posen, G=Eazy (N)
Kimmel - Guests not yet announced (R)
Ferguson - Larry King (N)
Watch What Happens Live - Samantha Debianchi, Chad Carroll, Chris Leavitt (N)
Daily Show - George Takei (N)
Colbert Report - Mary Mazzio & Oscar Vazquez (N)
Conan - Stephen Moyer, Boy & Bear (N)

Chelsea - Frank Grillo (N)

Monday, July 21, 2014

The Newburgh Sting


The next documentary from HBO Doc is The Newburgh Sting. Explore the rarely told story of the FBI’s involvement in the homegrown terror case of the “Newburgh Four”. Featuring never before seen FBI footage, insights from Muslim leaders, high-level Washington insiders and intimate family interviews, the film examines how four street criminals with no history of violence were drawn by a Pakistani FBI informant into a carefully orchestrated plot for destruction.

Directed by Kate Davis and David Heilbroner (HBO’s Emmy®-winning “Jockey”), this startling documentary offers new insights into surveillance in a post-9/11 world.  It premieres tonight at 9:00 with reruns airing all week & you can catch it on HBO Go too so don't miss it!!  See below for the trailer.

Hotel Hell is back on FOX


Tonight at 8:30 on E! it's the special Prince George Turns One!.  Up at 9:00 on HBO it's The Newburgh Sting, FOX has the 2nd season premiere of Hotel Hell and CW moves Seed to a new time slot.

On CW at 9:30, Backpackers moves to a new time slot and, TruTV moves Lizard Lick Towing to a new time slot.  At 10:00 on TruTV it's the series premiere of Way Out West.

Who's on who Tuesday, July 22

Tuesday's talk show guests are...

Kelly and Michael - Dwayne Johnson, Sarah McLachlan (N)

The View - Co-hosts Sunny Hostin & Jason Biggs, Patricia Arquette, Ellar Coltrane, Piper Kerman, Larry Smith (N)
The Chew - Gillian Jacobs (R)
The Talk - Guests not announced (N)

Wendy - Trina Braxton, Towanda Braxton (N)

Bethenny - Hoda Kotb, Mary Jo Eustace (R)
Rachael - Nate Berkus, Richard Blais, Kyan Douglas (R)
Ellen - Kristen Bell, Jason Mraz, Travie McCoy (R)
Katie - Lori Loughlin (N)
Queen Latifah - Laura Prepon, Beverly Johnson, Odessa (N)

Letterman - Ricky Gervais, Taylor Schilling, Eli Young Band (N)

Fallon - Dwayne Johnson, Mel B., Chronixx (N)

Arsenio - Gabrielle Union, Richard Toundtree, Margaret Avery, Richard Brooks, Lisa Vidal, Michael Rapaport, Rico Love (R)
Meyers - Kate Hudson, David Remnick (N)
Kimmel - Guests not announced (R)
Ferguson - Irina Shayk (N)
Watch What Happens Live - Guests not yet announced (N) 
Daily Show - Richard Linklater (N)
Colbert Report - JR (N)
Conan - Gabriel Iglesias, The Hold Steady (N)

Chelsea - Lela Loren (N)

Sunday, July 20, 2014

Who's on who Monday, July 21

Monday's talk show guests are...

Kelly and Michael - Dan Aykroyd, Julia Stiles (N)

The View - Co-hosts S.E. Cupp & Jason Biggs, Kate Hudson, Laverne Cox (N)
The Chew - No celeb guests (R)
The Talk - Guests not announced (N)

Wendy - Tinashe (N)

Bethenny - Farrah Abraham, Jevon "Vawn" Sims (R)
Rachael - Dr. Ian Smith, John Gidding (N)
Ellen - Lady Gaga, Marshall Kimber (R)
Katie - No celeb guests (N)
Queen Latifah - Julie Bowen, Ja Rule, Melissa Harris-Perry, Niecy Nash, Annabelle Gurwitch (N)

Letterman - Jeff Daniels, Norah O'Donnell (N)

Fallon - Kate Hudson, Ellar Coltrane, Nico & Vinz (N)

Arsenio - Jesse Williams, Prentice Powell, LL Cool J (R)
Meyers - Zach Braff, Jack Antonoff, Bleachers (N)
Kimmel - Chris Pratt, Zoe Saldana, Dave Bautista, Vin Diesel, Bradley Cooper (N)
Ferguson - Octavia Spencer, Brad Goreski (N)
Watch What Happens Live - Lizzie Rovsek (N)
Daily Show - Sue Turton (N)
Colbert Report - Nancy Pelosi (N)
Conan - Carl Reiner, Angela Kinsey, Reggie Watts (N)

Chelsea - Dean Norris (N)

Saturday, July 19, 2014

Daryl's Restoration Over-Hall


On ABC at 8:00 it's the 2nd season finale of Bet on Your Baby, Hallmark has the 2nd season premiere of Cedar Cove and on Lifetime it's the original telefilm Expecting Amish.

Up at 9:00 on Hallmark it's the original telefilm For Better or for Worse and Animal Planet has the series premiere of Supervet.  At 9:30 on History it's the special The Unknown Known.

The series premiere of Daryl's Restoration Over-Hall premieres on DIY at 10:00 and on ID it's the 1st season finale of Devil in the Details.

Friday, July 18, 2014

Car Fix is back tonight


Tonight at 6:30 on Cartoon it's the 6th season finale of Total Drama Pahkitew Island, at 8:30 on Velocity it's the 2nd season premiere of Car Fix.

On Animal Planet at 9:00 it's the 1st season finale of The Pool Master and then at 10:00 on TLC it's a special Say Yes to the Dress.

Thursday, July 17, 2014

Laid up round up!

So I've been really behind on my DVR for a while now & I was laid up for 2 days with a stiff neck so I made my way through almost everything on there over the last couple days & here's my thoughts on a bunch of stuff.  There may be spoilers here if you are behind on any of these shows.

1. The Honey Boo Boo family is disgusting & I spend a lot of time covering my eyes when I watch the show BUT they are the happiest family on television.  They are real, they all love each other & while I get grossed out watching them eat & play in nasty things like mud & butter I still love them because they really don't give 2 shits what anyone else thinks of them.  It still boggles my mind though that all the girls have boyfriends & I'm still single...then again, I require my men to have all of their teeth.

2.  Bad Teacher was funny but I totally see why it was cancelled...every episode has to have some lesson & end on a happy note...that's not entertaining...we want to see a teacher behaving badly not a bad teacher learning to be a better person.  Plus Kristen Davis' teacher's aid Kim is a pointless & annoying character that I like to ff through.

3.  Californication...boy am I glad this is over.  Seriously, every single season was the same thing & I honestly wish that Karen would have died in the car accident to add some point of interest to the end of the series.  Instead it ended just like it started with Karen & Hank at a good place...why was she so stupid to keep going back to him when he just always treated her like shit?  Nothing will ever change but at least we don't have to watch it anymore!

4.  Welcome to Sweden...I didn't find this to be the least bit funny for the most part.  There was 1 funny scene (the sauna) but the rest was pretty lame.  I'm not a fan of having to read what I'm watching as I'm always doing other stuff while the TV is on & there's just too much Swedish talk going on for me.  I hoped that since this was Amy Poehler's brother it would be hilarious so perhaps that's why I was so disappointed...I don't know but this one won't be getting a series recording from me.

5.  The Leftovers is beyond confusing...I generally give a show 3 episodes before I walk away but this one will get 4.  I just watched episode 3 & there was just way too much dreaming & imagery going on...just get on with the damn story.  Nothing makes sense, the characters are poorly developed for this far into a season & when they jump back to a previous story I never know if it's a dream or just a look back to give us more information.  Regardless, I'm always rewinding due to confusion but that never helps!

6.  Game of Crowns...this show is horrendous & I will not be tuning in again.  

7.  Murder in the First is good, I like the cast (Taye Diggs is my world & seeing Clare from 90210 again makes me smile) & am really getting into this story about Blunt & can't wait to see who actually killed that flight attendant.  I haven't seen this weeks episode yet but will be watching right after work.

8.  Halt & Catch Fire I am still indecisive about this one.  I like the story but the show is too technical so a lot of the "drama" that goes on makes no sense to the general public.  People don't even know what a BIOS is!  I know the show is about the computers but they need to take a backseat to the story or this show will tank.  Like Mad Men, it's not actually about advertising it's about the people working in the agency but so far, this one is mostly about computers.  In the last episode I watched (I've yet to watch last weeks) they started getting a little more in-depth with the characters like the thing with Joe's dad & Cameron & stupid Gordon & the Cabbage Patch Kid.  My biggest question here is who is Gordon's wife going to sleep with, Joe or the guy at work?  I'll watch the whole season but I can't yet say if I'll be back for the next one if there even is one. 

9.  Working the Engels has potential but I need to give it a couple more episodes.

10.  Sister Wives...this one is just getting boring...I watched 2 episodes last night & honestly couldn't tell you anything that happened in either one!  Since the family doesn't get drunk or make poor choices the entertainment value is gone now that the shock value of public polygamy is gone.


You're the Worst premieres tonight


Tonight at 8:00 on epix it's the special David Ortiz: In the Moment, Bravo has part 2 of the Married to Medicine reunion, Nick has the Kids' Choice Sports 2014 and on E! it's the series premiere of Untold with Maria Menounos.

Up at 9:00 on VH1 it's the series premiere of Dating Naked, Bravo has the 3rd season premiere of Don't be Tardy...and on USA it's the series premiere of Rush.  On Nick at 9:30 it's the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles movie special.

On VH1 at 10:00 it's the series premiere of #Candidlynicole, FX has the series premiere of Married & on USA it's the series premiere of Satisfaction.  At 10:30 on VH1 it's the series premiere of LeAnn & Eddie and FX has the series premiere of You're the Worst.

Who's on who Friday, July 18

Friday's talk show guests are...

Kelly and Michael - Kurt Russell, Stephen Moyer, chef Alton Brown (N)

The View - Co-host Carrie Ann Inaba (N)
The Chew - Vanessa Williams, Olivia Newton-John (R)
The Talk - Co-host Marie Osmond, Julie Bowen, Janet Montgomery, Justin Klosky (N)

Wendy - Chaka Khan (N)

Bethenny - Kristin Cavallari, Renee Graziano, Jay Cutler (R)
Rachael - Donnie Wahlberg, Dr. Phil, Bobby Flay (N)
Ellen - Mila Kunis, Keith Urban (R)
Katie - Mindy McKnight, Jack Douglass, Carol Alt (N)
Queen Latifah - Zoe Kravitz, Eric Paslay (R)

Letterman - Melissa McCarthy, Tim Duncan, Rachelle Lefevre, Phish (R)

Fallon - Dan Aykroyd, Chaz Ebert, Nick Thune (N)

Arsenio - Aaron Eckhart, Gabourey Sidibe, Biz Markie (R)
Meyers - Andy cohen, Kratt Brothers, Jeff Koons (R)
Kimmel - Gary Oldman, Nathan Fielder, Bleachers (R)
Ferguson - Aisha Tyler (N)

Wednesday, July 16, 2014

Behind the Music: Linda Perry premieres tonight


Tonight at 7:00 on ESPN it's the ESPYs countdown followed by the ESPY Awards at 9:00.  

On PBS at 8:00 it's the series premiere of My Wild Affair, on VH1 at 9:00 it's Behind the Music: Linda Perry, and We has the series premiere of The Divide.  

Up at 10:00 on We it's the time slot premiere of The Divide, VH1 has the series premiere of Make or Break: The Linda Perry Project, TV One has the 2nd season premiere of R&B Divas, PBS has the series premiere of Sex in the Wild & Ovation has the series premiere of Young Marvels.  On MTV at 11:00 it's the series premiere of Virgin Territory.

Who's on who Thursday, July 17

Thursday's talk show guests are...

Kelly and Michael - Cameron Diaz, Mark Feuerstein (N)

The View - Julie Bowen, Kim Fields, Lisa Whelchel (N)
The Chew - Jon Hamm (R)
The Talk - Co-host Marie Osmond, Ian Ziering, Brooke Anderson (N)

Wendy - LeAnn & Eddie [Cibrian] (N)

Bethenny - My Five Wives (R)
Rachael - Cedric the Entertainer, Dr. Ian Smith (R)
Ellen - Robin Williams, Pharrell Williams (R)
Katie - Tig Notaro (N)
Queen Latifah - Jane Fonda, Tim Gunn, chef Big Daddy (R)

Letterman - Colin Firth, Tommy Johnagin, St. Vincent (N)

Fallon - Jason Mraz (N)

Arsenio - Michael K. Williams, Kenya Moore, Sky Blu (R)
Meyers - Julie Bowen, Brett Ratner, Ben Kronberg (N)
Kimmel - Dane Cook, Mark Duplass, Trey Songz (R)
Ferguson - Julia Ormond, Dan Riskin (N)
Watch What Happens Live - Jeff Lewis (N)
Daily Show - Emma Stone (N)
Colbert Report - Steven Wise (N)
Conan - Jason Segel, Cameron Diaz, Matt Walsh, Weird Al Yankovic (N)

Chelsea - Cameron Diaz (N)

Tuesday, July 15, 2014

The Sorrentinos premieres on TVGN tonight


Tonight at 7:00 on TLC, Buddy's Bakery Rescue moves to a new time slot at 7:30 on FOX it's the 2014 MLB All-Star Game.

On PBS at 8:00 it's the 1st season finale of Time Scanners and Science has the 1st season finale of World's Strangest.  On History at 9:00 it's the 4th season premiere of Counting Cars, El Rey has the series premiere of Matador and on Travel it's the series premiere of Underground BBQ Challenge.

Up at 10:00 on FYI it's the series premiere of Born to Style, TVGN has the series premiere of The Sorrentinos and AMC has the special Inside The Walking Dead.  At 10:01 on NBC it's the 1st season finale of The Night Shift.

Dangerous Acts Starring the Unstable Elements of Belarus


HBO’s most recent documentary, Dangerous Acts Starring the Unstable Elements of Belarus premiered Monday, 7/7.  The documentary is comprised of smuggled footage and uncensored interviews, this enlightening documentary gives audiences a front-row seat to the Belarus Free Theater – a performance art resistance movement against Europe’s last remaining dictatorship.

Director Madeleine Sackler goes behind the scenes with the internationally acclaimed underground troupe of courageous performers who refuse to remain silent in a country choked by censorship and repression. After premiering at the 2013 Toronto International Film Festival, the must-see film continues to shed light on the liberties often taken for granted – including free speech and right to artistic freedom.

I know I'm a little behind on this one so if you haven't yet seen it be sure to check out HBO Go or HBO On Demand or tune in for one of these reruns airing this week!

Wed - 4:15p - HBO East
Wed - 7:15p - HBO West
Thur - 11:15a - HBO2 East
Thur - 2:15p - HBO2 West
Fri - 4:40a - HBO2 East
Fri - 7:40a - HBO2 West
Sat - 10:30a - HBO East
Sat - 10:30a - HBO Latino East

For more information check out the website here & see below for the trailer.



Who's on who Wednesday, July 16

Wednesday's talk show guests are...

Kelly and Michael - Co-host Anderson Cooper, Zach Braff, Andie MacDowell (N)

The View - Co-host Sara Haines, LeAnn Rimes, Eddie Cibrian, Troy Dunn (N)
The Chew - Howie Mandel (R)
The Talk - Co-host Marie Osmond, Alison Sweeney, Linda Perry, chef Jason Santos (N)

Wendy - Keke Palmer (N)

Bethenny - Vivica A. Fox, Alycia Cooper, Carrie Keagan, Tatyana Ali (R)
Rachael - Peter Walsh, Gretta Monahan (N)
Ellen - Fergie, Kym Douglas (R)
Katie - Tommy Edison (N)
Queen Latifah - Kermit, Miss Piggy, John Legend, Rosie Perez, The Rainbow Connection (R)

Letterman - Emma Stone, Nathan Fielder, American Authors (N)

Fallon - Whoopi Goldberg, Stephen Moyer, Puss N Boots (N)

Arsenio - T.I., Rocsi Diaz, Jackie, Tito, Jermaine & Marlon Jackson (R)
Meyers - Regis Philbin, John Henson, Broods (N)
Kimmel - Bob Newhart, Nicola Peltz, Spoon (R)
Ferguson - Elijah Wood, Marcia Clark, Kristeen Young, Dave Grohl, Pat Smear (N)
Watch What Happens Live - Liv Tyler (N)
Daily Show - Jerry Seinfeld (N)
Colbert Report - Guest not yet announced (N)
Conan - Michael Strahan, Famke Janssen (N)

Chelsea - Dane Cook (N)

Monday, July 14, 2014

24: Live Another Day, season finale tonight


Tonight at 8:30 on CW it's the series premiere of Backpackers then at 9:00 on FOX it's the 9th season finale of 24: Live Another Day and NGC has the return of Brain Games.

Up at 9:30 on CW it's the series premiere of Seed then at 10:00 on Cooking it's the series premiere of Bite This with Nadia G & NGC has the series premiere of Going Deep with David Rees.

Who's on who Tuesday, June 14

Tuesday's talk show guests are...

Kelly and Michael - Jason Segel, Willem Dafoe (N)

The View - Co-host Ana Belaval, Weird Al Yankovic, Cynthia Nixon, Josh Gad (N)
The Chew - Dr. Oz (R)
The Talk - Co-host Marie Osmond, Taye Diggs, Thea Andrews, Kim Wayans (N)

Wendy - The Situation (N)

Bethenny - Alison Sweeney (R)
Rachael - Bert Kreischer (R)
Ellen Kanye West, Elizabeth Banks (R)
Katie - Tavi Gevinson, Dolvett Quince (N)
Queen Latifah - Tony Glodwyn, Chrissy Teigen, Ken Paves (N)

Letterman - Jason Segel, Liv Tyler, Trampled by Turtles (N)

Fallon - Cameron Diaz, Josh Gad, Bleachers (N)

Arsenio - Drew Carey, Charlamagne Tha God, Jackie Fabulous, Don Felder, Lenny Castro (R)
Meyers - Anna Paquin, Marc Maron, chef Elizabeth Karmel (N)
Kimmel - Zach Braff, Jenna Dewan Tatum, St. Paul & the Broken Bones (R)
Ferguson - Nicole Richie, Nat Faxon, Mark Forward (N)
Watch What Happens Live - Kelly Ripa, Anderson Cooper (N)
Daily Show - Guest not yet announced (N)
Colbert Report - Vint Cerf (N)
Conan - Michael Sheen, Joe Manganiello (N)

Chelsea - Chrissy Teigen (N)

Sunday, July 13, 2014

Masters of Sex is back tonight


Tonight at 7:00 on Fox it's a special Brain Games. Up at 8:00 on Animal Planet it's the 1st season finale of American River Renegades & Bravo has the 6th season premiere of Real Housewives of New Jersey.

On HGTV at 9:00 its the 2nd season finale of Brother vs Brother, CNN has the return of Death Row Stories, Bravo has the series premiere of Game of Crowns, on Showtime it's the second season premiere of Ray Donovan H2 has the third season premiere of Stan Lee's Superhumans on MTV it's a special Teen Mom 2 and on CBS Unforgettable is moved to a new time slot.

At 9:57 on A&E its a special Duck Dynasty.  Up at 10:00 on Lifetime if the 2nd season finale of Devious Maids A&E has the series premiere of Lonestar Lady on Bravo is part 1 of the Married to Medicine reunion, Showtime has the 2nd season premiere of Masters of Sex on AHC it's the second season finale of Myth Hunters CBS moves Reckless to a new time slot, Cooking has the first season finale of Rev Run's Sunday Suppers & on FX its series premiere of The Strain.

Who's on who Monday, June 13

Monday's talk show guests are...

Kelly and Michael - Eric Dane, Tori Amos (N)

The View - Co-host Meghan McCain, Tony Goldwyn, Diane Kruger (N)
The Chew - Toni Braxton (R)
The Talk - Larry King, Shelley Wade, chef David Walzog (N)

Wendy - No guest announced (N)

Bethenny - Tamar Braxton (R)
Rachael - Jon Taffer, Peter Walsh, Regis Philbin (N)
Ellen - James Franco, Anna Faris, Sophia Grace & Rosie, Peyton Robertson (R)
Katie - No celeb guests announced (N)
Queen Latifah - Taye Diggs, Ramon Rodriguez, Lilliana Vazquez (N)

Letterman - Kurt Russell, Hannibal Buress, Sturgill Simpson (N)

Fallon - Michael Strahan, Diane Kruger, Phish (N)

Arsenio - Magic Johnson, La La Anthony, Helen Hong, DJ Ravi Drums (R)
Meyers - Pete Rose, Betty Who (N)
Kimmel - Susan Sarandon, Ramon Rodriguez, Robin Thicke (R)
Ferguson - Margaret Cho, Zachary Levi (N)
Watch What Happens Live - Tamra Judge, Angela Kinsey (N)
Daily Show - Dahlia Lithwick (N)
Colbert Report - Jad Abumrad, Robert Krulwich (N)
Conan - Jason Biggs, Ellie Kemper, Mark Normand (N)

Chelsea - Ben Falcone (N)

Saturday, July 12, 2014

Buying Naked moves to a new time slot


Tonight at 8:00 on Ovation it's the 5th season finale of The Artful Detective, Animal Planet has the 3rd season premiere of Bad Dog!, Spike has the 27th season premiere of Cops, Lifetime has the original telefilm Presumed Dead in Paradise and on Showtime it's Canelo vs. Lara.

On OWN at 9:00 it's the 3rd season premiere of Welcome to Sweetie Pie's.  Up at 10:00 on Travel it's the 5th season premiere of The Dead Files, DA has the 2nd season premiere of Deep Fried Masters, TLC moves Sex Sent me to the ER and then at 11:00 they move Buying Naked to its new time slot.

Thursday, July 10, 2014

Leah Remini: It's all Relative premieres tonight


Tonight at 7:30 on Showtime it's Kidnapped for Christ.  Up at 8:00 on E! it's True Hollywood Story: Duck Dynasty.  On ID at 9:00 it's the series premiere of Handsome Devils, Reelz has the 2nd season premiere of Hollywood Scandals and Discovery has the return of Mythbusters.  On NBC at 9:01 it's the series premiere of Welcome to Sweden followed by the premiere of Working the Engels at 9:30.

At 10:00 on Discovery it's the series premiere of Beasts of the Bayou, Reelz has the series premiere of Celebrity Damage Control, Cooking has the 3rd season premiere of Chuck's Eat the Street, TLC brings us the series premiere of Leah Remini: It's all Relative, History has the series premiere of Pawnogrophy, MTV has the 5th season premiere of Ridiculousness & on FYI it's the series premiere of World Food Championships.

Up at 10:30 on MTV it's the series premiere of Snack-off.  Up at 3:01 it's the 2nd season premiere of Hemlock Grove on Netflix.


Who's on who Friday, July 11

Friday's talk show guests are...

Kelly and Michael - Michael Douglas, chef Marcus Samuelsson (N)

The View - Poppy Montgomery, Gilbert Gottfried (N)
The Chew - Lenny Venito (R)
The Talk - Joan Rivers, Famke Janssen, chef Brian Malarkey (N)

Wendy - Dr. Gadget, Segun Oduolowu, Jenny Hutt (N)

Bethenny - Kellie Pickler, Angela Simmons, Sherrod Small, Shamicka Lawrence (R)
Rachael - Dr. Ian Smith, Hilaria Baldwin, chef Charlie McKenna (N)
Ellen - Diane Keaton, Taylor Kitsch, Jason Mraz (R)
Katie - Jerry Bruckheimer (N)
Queen Latifah - Jimmie Johnson, Justin Moore, Don Cheadle (R)

Letterman - Mark Wahlberg, Ben Falcone, Hurray for the Riff Raff (R)

Fallon - Liev Schreiber, Rob Reiner, Gabriel Iglesias (N)

Arsenio - Jerry Springer, Tyler the Creator, Quincy Jones, Blush (R)
Meyers - Al Roker, Jenny Slate, Paul Haggis (R)
Kimmel Melissa McCarthy, Marc Maron, Royksopp & Robyn (R)
Ferguson - Morgan Freeman, Adam Ray (N)