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Friday, August 31, 2012

Ibiza 1-2-3 Rocktonic Festival tonight


Tonight at 9:00 on Palladia it's the special presentation Ibiza 1-2-3 Rocktonic Festival with Elton John & Pnau.  At 10:00 on Animal Planet Law on the Border has it's time slot premiere and that's all there is to report!

Thursday, August 30, 2012

Big Brother...best season yet!



Finally, for the first time since I've been watching Big Brother people are finally making some big moves and not just talking about making them.  In the past Frank wanted to put Dan up & back door him & he didn't because Boogie told him not to...clearly he should have because Dan is a pro at saving himself.  So first off we saw Danielle back door Janelle which came as a huge shock to her & myself as well but Boogie saw the opportunity to play on Danielle's weak spot (jealousy of Janelle) and greased her right into getting out his nemesis & his whole planned worked.

After that we had the double eviction week which kicked off with Ian's hard spy work coming to fruition...Boogie was evicted by Shane & man was he pissed, until he saw Ian's goodbye video & learned that Ian was the one who betrayed their trust and not Dan.  He tipped his hat to Ian who told him that he had learned from the best.  Immediately after Boogie's departure it was time for the HOH, POV & second eviction & Ian won HOH which meant he had to think fast & he went right for Frank up against Ashley.  Surprise, Frank won POV & saved himself so the replacement nominee was Joe & Ashley was sent packing...as the first jury member.  

Things kicked into high gear here as Frank of course won the next HOH & he had to beat out every single other player & of course, he did & suddenly everyone wanted to team up with him...the one person who just prior had "nobody".  Frank of course nominated Dan & he also nominated Danielle so they could feel what it was like to be up against each other like he had been with Boogie.  Suddenly Pandora's Box rears its ugly head & Frank goes for it which unleashed a POV into the house...it was in the claw machine & change to play it with fell from the sky in plastic balls!  Ian won this special POV & guess who won the other one? Jenn, who had just teamed up with Frank.  

The next move came here...Jenn used the POV to save Dan after Dan spilled the beans about Ian to Frank.  Frank put Britney up on the block next to Danielle since he couldn't put up Ian & it tore both her & Ian apart since they didn't see it coming & thought they were working with Dan.  Now, from what I understand Britney will be going home tonight but I would rather see Danielle leave because she annoys the hell out of me.  

On another note...during the POV everyone had to take these punishments & Dan had to spend 24 hours in solitary disco/dance confinement.  Giving Dan 24 hours alone to make a plan isn't the best idea because as I said earlier, he told Frank all about Ian.  After his day in solitary he came out like a bull in a china shop and gathered everyone for a house meeting which he revealed was his BB funeral & he spoke to each person individually thanking them for whatever.  He told the group that he knew he was going home & he didn't want to talk game anymore & he basically told Danielle that she was a worthless dirty player for what she did to him which made her cry because she hadn't done anything.  Well, after Dan met with Frank & revealed the Quack Pack & Ian the mole he then went & met with Danielle & told her that his speech was all a big hoax to get them both safe.  Dan made a deal with Frank to get Jenn to use the veto to save him & bam a new team was born, they don't have a name yet but it's Dan, Danielle, Frank & Jenn.  I can't wait to see how this season unfolds because it's been so much fun to watch...the first few weeks kind of sucked but once the coaches came in to the game things got heated.

These next two HOH's are going to be key because Frank can't compete in either one which gives Shane a chance to make a move since he is the most likely person to win HOH if it's physical.  

Who's on who, Friday August 31

Friday's talk show guests are...

Ellen - Daniel Radcliffe, First Lady Michelle Obama, Sara Ferguson (R)

The View - Kyra Sedgwick, Mario Cantone (R)

The Chew - "Midwest Meals" (R)
The Talk - Craig Ferguson, Carnie Wilson, Perez Hilton, Eric Buterbaugh (R)
Wendy - Donny Deutsch, Dominik Garcia-Lorido (R)


Letterman - Jennifer Garner, Rodriguez (R)
Leno - Lauren Graham, Dan Patrick (N)

Kimmel - Tom Arnold, Ashley Greene, The Wood Brothers (R)
Daily Show - RNC 2012: The Road to Jeb Bush 2016 (N)
Colbert Report - Not yet announced (N)
Fallon - Nancy Pelosi, Joe Jonas, 2 Chainz (R)
Chelsea - Kristen Bell (R)

Gigolos season premiere tonight


Tonight at 7:00 it's the 16th season premiere of Thursday Night College Football.  Up at 9:00 on ID it's the 2nd season premiere of Behind Mansion Walls, then on Weather it's the 2nd season premiere of Iron Men and on Military it's the series premiere of Warplane.

10:00 has ABC, NBC, and CBS blocked up with the Republican National Convention but on ID it's the 2nd season premiere of Very Bad Men.  Up at 11:00 it's the 3rd season premiere of Gigolos and it looks like Jimmy is on his way out...but don't worry, there's a new guy coming on the scene named Ash & just like the rest of the guys he's not really all that hot but clearly these boys must be good at what they do because they make a ton of money!!

Wednesday, August 29, 2012

Melissa & Joey season finale tonight


At 8:00 on ABCF it's the 2nd season finale of Melissa & Joey followed by the 1st season finale of Baby Daddy at 8:30.

9:00 has the series premiere of Buying & Selling on HGTV, Haunted Collector has it's 2nd season finale on SyFy.  On VH1 it's the 1st season finale of Hollywood Exes and on TruTV it's the 10th season summer finale of Operation Repo.

The Republican National Convention takes over NBC, CBS & ABC at 10:00 but on Comedy it's the hour long 7th season finale of Futurama, on Food it's the 2nd season premiere of Restaurant Stakeout, at 10:01 on USA it's the 2nd season summer finale of Necessary Roughness.  Up at 11:00 on TVLand it's the 2nd season finale of Retired at 35.



Who's on who, Thursday August 30

Thursday's talk show guests are...

Ellen - Sherrie Gahn, Ashton Kutcher (R)

The View - Randy Jackson, Lorraine Bracco, Michael Corbett (R)

The Chew - Robin Thicke (R)
The Talk - Scott Wolf, Chi-Lan Lieu (R)
Wendy - Katie Couric, Wood Harris, Tim Stack (R)


Letterman - Bruce Willis, Brian Regan, The Heavy (N)
Leno - Savannah Guthrie, Dolph Lundgren (N)

Kimmel - Joseph Gordon=Levitt, Rebel Wilson, Good Old War (R)
Daily Show - RNC 2012: The Road to Jeb Bush 2016 (N)
Colbert Report - Jon Huntsman (N)
Conan - Kyra Sedgwick, Mike Birbiglia, Dominic Dierkes (N)
Fallon - Bill Cosby, Fred Willard, No Doubt (R)
Chelsea - Lizzy Caplan (N)

Tuesday, August 28, 2012

FOX fall lineup by time slot




MONDAY
8:00 Bones
9:00 The Mob Doctor
The Following - mid season TBD

TUESDAY
8:00 Raising Hope
8:30 Ben and Kate
9:00 The New Girl
9:30 The Mindy Project
The Goodwin Games - midseason TBD

WEDNESDAY
8:00 The X Factor
8:00 American Idol - midseason

THURSDAY
8:00 The X Factor results
8:00 American Idol results - midseason
9:00 Glee

FRIDAY
8:00 Touch
9:00 Fringe
Hell's Kitchen - midseason TBD

SATURDAY
7:00 Fox Sports Saturday
Cops - midseason TBD Animation Domination High-Def Late 2013 TBD

SUNDAY
7:00 NFL Football
7:00 Animation Domination
7:30 The OT
7:30 The Cleveland Show
8:00 The Simpsons
8:30 Bob's Burgers
9:00 Family Guy
9:30 American Dad

The CW fall lineup by time slot



MONDAY
8:00 90210
9:00 Gossip Girl (final season) 
The Carrie Diaries premieres in January 2013

TUESDAY
8:00 Hart of Dixie
9:00 Emily Owens, M.D.

WEDNESDAY
8:00 Arrow
8:30 Supernatural

THURSDAY
8:00 Vampire Diaries
8:30 Beauty and the Beast

FRIDAY
8:00 America's Next Top Model
8:30 Nikita


Pretty Little Liars summer finale tonight


Tonight at 7:00 on Bravo it's the 1st season finale of Love Broker & then at 8:00 I'll be on ABC Family for the 3rd summer finale of Pretty Little Liars when we will find out another insider (we know where's more than one again) who is betraying the girls.  Also at 8 on Cartoon it's the 4th season finale of Total Drama.

9:00 on TLC is the 6th season summer premiere of 19 Kids & Counting, on Weather it's the 4th season finale of Braving the Elements.  On HGTV it's the 12th season premiere of Property Virgin.

TLC keeps it going at 10:00 with the series premiere of Abby & Brittany, Health has the 2nd season premiere of Addicted which I thought had been cancelled but it looks like it just moved channels...wasn't it on TLC for it's first season?  I watched it on Netflix so I don't quite recall.

Who's on who, Wednesday August 29

Wednesday's talk show guests are...

Ellen - Eddie Murphy, Coldplay (R)

The View - Lisa Kudrow, Big Ang, Dr., Steven Lamm, Peter Greenberg (R)

The Chew - Jennifer Grey (R)
The Talk - Jamie Lee Curtis, chef Rocco DiSpirito (R)
Wendy - Lester Holt, chef Aaron Sanchez & Roger Mooking (R)


Letterman - First Lady Michelle Obama, The Chevin (N)
Leno - Bill Maher, Tristan Prettyman (N)

Kimmel - Chef Gordon Ramsay, Jordin Sparks, Andy Grammer (R)
Daily Show - RNC 2012: The Road to Jeb Bush 2016 (N)
Colbert Report - Jennifer Burns (N)
Conan - Rebel Wilson, Owl City & Carly Rae Jepsen (N)
Fallon - Zach Galifianakis, Gina Gershon, Wilco (R)
Chelsea - Shia LaBeouf (N)

The Week the Women Went...I watched it...once


Lifetime has a new show called The Week the Women Went & it's about a small town in which all of the women over the age of 18 leave for a week.  The husbands, other men & children are left to handle things on their own.  Now I'm not your average woman, I don't want kids, I don't really like kids to be perfectly honest & I now realize that I wasn't raised by or around the average woman.  The women in my life have always worn the pants, had no problems leaving their husbands & or kids behind for any reason.  During the day to day women & men both worked, men did the outside housework (lawn, trash, handyman stuff, car repairs) while the women did the domestic stuff (cooking, dishes, laundry, daily kid stuff) but when it came time for trips dads were capable of taking care of mom stuff & moms were able to take care of dad stuff.  That is NOT the case in this town!  So many of the women were worried about leaving their men...it's only a freaking week!!!

I can understand not wanting to leave your child for a week with absolutely no communication with them for fear that something might happen but the men?  I don't understand any of the women who didn't have kids & were worried about leaving their man for a week because he can't take care of himself, that's clearly a problem.  There's a mom who is all beside herself because her 24 (might be younger) year old son, who happens to be the town Fire Chief , will suffer without her.  Right before all of the women left he proposed to his girlfriend & mom was so upset...she was sobbing & so disappointed that her son would dare to leave her.  Now she's away with the new fiance that she doesn't approve of...I sure as hell hope that the fiance is able to get in moms good graces & I also hope she doesn't have to do everything for her husband like his mother does!

There is another woman who is in her 30's & she's a single mom & is leaving her 3 kids (2 of them are teens) with her younger boyfriend to see if he can handle it.  There are two women who own businesses that are leaving them to their young kids to look after in their absence...the kids are in charge of these grown men, it's quiet funny to me.

As for the men, there is one guy (with a baby & a coffee drinking child) who found out the day the women left that he had to put together a fashion show in his mother's absence.  He enlisted the help of some other guys who have teamed up with their kids in one house hoping that they will make a good team & make things easier on each other.  All of the men were freaked out for the women to leave, it was quite funny to see them the first night trying to put kids to bed & trying not to break down within the first five minutes.  Some of the kids were...well, assholes when their mom's got on the train to leave though I'm sure I would have been the same way when I was that little too.

Clearly I wasn't all that impressed by this show because I completely forgot to watch it again except for a few minutes of the second episode...I think it was the second.  Anyway, I was at a friend's house and was walking through the kitchen & I heard one woman say that another one of the women had already gone back home because she missed her husband too much.  I said out loud "are you freaking kidding me?" and then they showed the woman who left & she said that she "wanted" to go home, she didn't "need" to.  I decided that this show was not for me because I don't buy that shit.

Monday, August 27, 2012

Push Girls season finale airs tonight


Tonight at 8:00 on ABCF it's the 5th season summer finale of The Secret Life of the American Teenager, on Style it's the 2nd season summer finale of Tia & Tamera & on NGC it's the 2nd season finale of Wild Justice.

Up at 9:00 it's the 7th season finale of Bizarre Foods with Andrew Zimmern on Travel & on VH1 it's the 2nd season finale of Single Ladies.

Then at 10:00 on Sundance it's the 1st season finale of Push Girls.  11:00 on Oxygen brings the 1st season finale of I'm Having Their Baby.

Who's on who, Tuesday August 28th

Tuesday's talk show guests are...

Ellen - Elise Testone, Bill Clinton (R)

The View - Edward Norton, Dr. Doris Day (R)

The Chew - Evette Rios (R)
The Talk - Daniel Dae Kim, David Tutera (R)
Wendy - Carson Kressley, Rachel Maddow (R)


Letterman - Amy Adams, Paul Teutul Sr., Hacienda (N)
Leno - Lisa Kudrow, Carly Rae Jepsen (N)

Kimmel - David Duchovny, Jeff Ross, Alabama Shakes (R)
Daily Show - Marco Rubio (R)
Colbert Report - Andrew Sullivan (R)
Conan - Isla Fisher, Dean Norris, Andrew W.K. (N)
Fallon - Matthew McConaughey, Carla Gugino, R. Kelly (R)
Chelsea - Alanis Morisette (N)

Sunday, August 26, 2012

Who's on who, talk show guests for Monday August 27th

Monday's talk show guests are...

Ellen - Rihanna, Drew Brees, Steve Spangler (R)

The View - Elizabeth Banks, Rielle Hunter (R)

The Chew - Paula Deen (R)
The Talk - Trisha Yearwood, Michael Ealy (R)
Wendy - Dan Rather, Nicole Ari Parker (R)


Letterman - Jake Gyllenhaal, Sharon Osbourne, Neon Trees (N)
Leno - Dennis Miller, Kate Flannery, Joshua Radin (N)

Kimmel - Robert Pattinson, Rick Harrison, Polica (R)
Conan - Dax Shepard, Wendy Williams, Silversun Pickups (R)
Fallon - Channing Tatum, Oliver Stone, Maroon 5 (R)
Chelsea - Kirsten Dunst (R)

True Blood finale is tonight...already!


Tonight at 7:00 it's the 1st season finale of Empire Girls on Style, followed by the second part of the two part reunion of Jerseylicious at 8:00.

At 9:00 on HBO it's the 5th season finale of True Blood...they must have started the season early this year or skipped a break or something because the season usually doesn't end until around Labor Day.  Anyway, I'm so sad it's ending as always & I really am going to miss having my Alcide fix every week.  

TNT has the 1st season finale of The Great Escape at 10:00, The Newsroom has it's 1st season finale on HBO.  At 10:30 on TruTV it's the 1st season finale of Combat Pawn & on Showtime it's the 2nd season finale of Episodes.  Then at 11:59 it's the 9th season finale of Aqua Teen Hunger Force on Adult Swim.

Saturday, August 25, 2012

Fatal Honeymoon premieres tonight


Tonight at 8:00 on Lifetime it's the original telefilm Fatal Honeymoon and on Hallmark it's the original telefilm Strawberry Summer.  Then at 8:30 it's the 2nd season finale of Easy Chinese on Cooking.

At 9:00 SyFy has a new original telefilm called Haunted High.  On Science at 10:00 it's the 2nd season summer finale of Dark Matters, on NGW it's the 2nd season premiere of The Incredible Dr. Pol, On CMT it's the 1st season finale of Redneck Island and on Epix it's the original telefilm Roger Corman's Attack of the 50 Foot Cheerleader in 3D.

Friday, August 24, 2012

America's Next Top Model returns tonight



Tonight at 8:00 on The CW it's the 19th (yes, 19th) season premiere of ANTM, at 9:00 on Discovery it's the 2nd season premiere of Bering Sea Gold & on TLC it's the 4th season premiere of Say Yes to the Dress Atlanta.

At 10:00 on TLC it's the series premiere of I Found the Gown & on Discovery it's the series premiere of Yukon Men.  Comedy Central has the 3rd season finale of John Oliver's New York Stand-Up Show at 11:00.

Thursday, August 23, 2012

Anger Management finale tonight


Tonight at 8:00 on GSN it's the series premiere of The American Bible Challenge.  At 9:00 on GSN it's the sereis premiere of Beat the Chefs & on USA it's the 6th season summer finale of Burn Notice.

9:30 brings us the 1st season finale of Anger Management on FX.  At 10:00 on Logo it's the 1st season finale of Misfits & on NBC it's the 1st season finale of Rock Center with Brian Williams.  At 10:01 it's the 2nd season summer finale of Suits on USA.  Up at 11:00 on Showtime it's the 1st season finale of Polyamory: Married & Dating.

Who's on who, Friday August 24th


Friday's talk show guests are...

Ellen - Kirsten Dunst, Sophia Grace & Rosie (R)

The View - Scott Disick, Regis Philbin, Simon Amstell (R)

The Chew - Chef Richard Blais (N)
The Talk - Lisa Kudrow, Phil Keoghan, Casey Noble, LeAnn Rimes (R)
Wendy - Joe Jonas, Rachel Zalis (R)


Letterman - Not yet announced
Leno - Not yet announced

Kimmel - Not yet announced
Fallon - Not yet announced
Chelsea - Kevin Jonas (R)

Wednesday, August 22, 2012

NY Med season finale tonight


Tonight at 8:00 on NGW it's the series premiere of Dangerous Encounters: Backyard Monsters and it's followed by a second new episode as well at 9:00, also at that time on NGC it's Abandoned.

10:00 brings us to the 9th season premiere of Dirty Jobs on Discovery and the 1st season finale of NY Med on ABC.

Who's on who, Thursday August 23rd


Thursday's talk show guests are...

Ellen - David Arquette, Sidewinder, Taylor Swift (R)

The View - Chris Cuomo, Jackie Jermaine, Marlon & tito Jackson, Robby Benson (R)

The Chew - Josh Turner (N)
The Talk - Rita Wilson, George Lopez (R)
Wendy - Gabourey Sidibe (R)


Letterman - Kathy Griffin, Michael Somerville, Josh Turner (N)
Leno - Kirsten Dunst, Chris Matthews, Smasking Pumpkins (N)

Kimmel - Kyra Sedgwick, Joe Pickett & Nick Prueher, Josh Doyle (N)
Daily Show - Robert Pattinson (R)
Colbert Report - Fun at StePhest Colbchella (R)
Conan - Charlize Theron, Curtis Stone, Bahamas (R)
Fallon - Not yet announced
Chelsea - Kristen Bell (R)

Tuesday, August 21, 2012

Face Off returns tonight


Tonight at 8:00 on Cooking it's the 3rd season finale of Eat St. and then at 9:00 on SyFy it's the 90 minute 3rd season premiere of Face Off, on HGTV it's the 1st season finale of HGTV Design Star All Stars.  

At 10:00 on OWN it's the 2nd season finale of Our America with Lisa Ling & on TLC it's the 9th season finale of What Not to Wear.  At 11:00 on TLC it's the 1st season finale of Craft Wars & then at 11:30 on Spike it's the 1st season finale of Rat Bastards.

Who's on who, Wednesday August 22nd


Wednesday's talk show guests are...

Ellen - Ed Helms, Kathy Freston (R)

The View - Dan Rather, Matthew Badger (R)

The Chew - Chef Nadia Giosia (N)
The Talk - Kathy Griffin, chef Marcela Valladolid (R)
Wendy - Taye Diggs, Big Ang (R)


Letterman - Serena Williams, Elle King (N)
Leno - Katie Couric, Dax Shepard, Emeli Sande (N)

Kimmel - Robert Pattinson, Rick & Corey Harrison (N)
Daily Show - Rob Corddry (R)
Colbert Report - The Flaming Lips at StePhest Colbchella '012 (R)
Conan - Jack Black, Simon Doonan (R)
Fallon - Kristen Bell, John Oliver, Quicksand (N)
Chelsea - Isla Fisher (N)

Monday, August 20, 2012

Who's on who, Tuesday August 21st

Tuesday's talk show guests are...

Ellen - Jane Lynch, David Beckham, Maya Rudolph, Lady Antebellum (R)

The View - Justin Bieber, How Funny Are You? with Mario Cantone (R)

The Chew - Chef Carl Redding, Niecy Nash (N)
The Talk - Maya Rudolph, Ice Cube, Jeff Falik (R)
Wendy - Queen Latifah (R)


Letterman - Bill Hader, Mary-Louise Parker, The Walkmen (N)
Leno - Shia LaBeouf, Jean-Claude Van Damme, Fun (N)

Kimmel - Chef Gordon Ramsay, Jordin Sparks, Andy Grammer (N)
Daily Show - Brian Williams (R)
Colbert Report - Liza Mundy (R)
Conan - Larry David, Lena Dunham, Craig Morgan (R)
Fallon - Shia LaBeouf, Jean-Claude Van Damme, Fun (N)
Chelsea - Lisa Kudrow (N)

Chicagolicious season finale tonight


Tonight at 9:00 on ABC Family it's the 1st season finale of Bunheads, on Style it's the 1st season finale of Chicagolicious, CW has the 1st season finale of Remodeled and on TV One it's the 5th season finale of Unsung.

At 9:30 on Bounce TV it's the 1st season finale of Uptown Comic.  Then at 10:00 it's the 3rd season premiere of Beyond Scared on A&E, on TV One it's the series premiere of R&B Divas & at 10:02 it's the 1st season finale of The Glass House on ABC...I watched the first two episodes of this one & completely forgot about it.

At 11:00 on TV One it's the 2nd season premiere of Verses & Flow.

Who's on who, Monday August 20th


Monday's talk show guests are...

Ellen - Matt LeBlanc, Olivia Munn, Rascal Flatts (R)

The View - Joan Rivers, Rachael Ray (R)

The Chew - Chef Jamika Pessoa (N)
The Talk - Joan Rivers, Melissa Rivers (R)
Wendy - The Situation (R)


Letterman - Kelsey Grammer, Olivia Munn, Train (N)
Leno - Maya Rudolph, Jeff Foxworthy, Morning Parade (N)

Kimmel - Tom Arnold, Ashley Greene (N)
Daily Show - Chris Rock (R)
Colbert Report - Woody Harrelson (R)
Conan - Mike Tyson, Chris Elliott, Cy Amundson (R)
Fallon - Liv Tyler, Maria Sharapova, Yeasayer (N)
Chelsea - Hope Solo (N)

Sunday, August 19, 2012

The Jerseylicious reunion is tonight


Tonight at 8:00 on Style it's the Jerseylicious reunion, part one, on VH1 it's the 1st season finale of Mob Wives Chicago & on Discovery it's the 4th season premiere of Survivorman.

On ABC at 9:00 it's the 2nd season finale of Extreme Makeover: Weight Loss Edition, on TNT it's the 2nd season finale of Falling Skies, TV Guide has the 2nd season premiere of Nail Files & on Discovery it's the series premiere of One Car too Far.

All American Handyman has it's 3rd season premiere on HGTV, DA has the series premiere of Cheating Vegas, BBCA airs the series premiere of Copper.  Over on Food it's the 3rd season premiere of Great Food Truck Race, on Own it's the series premiere of Lovetown, USA, E! has the series premiere of Married to Jonas & on USA it's the 1st season finale of Political Animals.  Up at 11:00 on Animal Planet it's the series premiere of Battle for the Border.

All You Can Meat...my review


All You Can Meat is a new series that airs on Travel Channel & premiered this past week after the finale of Best Sandwich in America which by the way let me say congrats to Slow's for their Yardbird which made it to the top three!!  So this new show is all about meat & so am I which means that this is already a series recording on my DVR.  The host is Chuey Martinez & the first episode featured him travelling around the country eating pulled pork which happens to be one of my absolute favorite things.  My mouth watered, I sat there drooling & wishing that I had the tasty food that he was eating.  The second episode was all about brisket which I also love and I was extremely excited to see that next week the episode focus is ribs which are on the top of meat list as well.

The setup & design of the show don't reall need any major description, it's 30 minutes & he visits 3 places so it's clips right along making your mouth water just enough to wish you hadn't eaten so much at dinner.  If you like meat you'll love this show so watch it.

Saturday, August 18, 2012

Smart Cookies telefilm premieres tonight


Today at 5:30 on HGTV it's the 4th season finale of Curb Appeal & then up at 9:00 on DIY it's the 9th season premiere of Renovation Realities or on Hallmark it's the original telefilm Smart Cookies.

If you have HBO the new movie this week is The Change Up with Jason Bateman & Ryan Reynolds.

Thursday, August 16, 2012

The Next premieres tonight


Tonight at 9:00 on We it's the 2nd season summer premiere of Braxton Family Values, The CW has the series premiere of The Next & on DIY it's the 4th season premiere of Run my Renovation.

On IFC at 10:00 it's the series premiere of Bullet in the Face & over on Food it's the 2nd season premiere of Extreme Chef.  Up at 10:30 it's the 1st season finale of Cajun Justice & on TeenNick it's the series premiere of Slide.

Who's on who, Friday August 17th


Friday's talk show guests are...

Ellen - Channing Tatum, Sophia Grace & Rosie (R)

The View - Mario Cantone, Charlize Theron, Margaret Cho, Joe & Heather Nichols (R)

The Chew - chef Fabio Viviani (N)
The Talk - 
Linda Gray, Michael Weatherly, Carnie Wilson (R) 
Wendy - Kevin Hart, Michael Ealy, Meagan Good, Regina Hall, Jerry Ferrara, Terence J (R)


Letterman - Not yet announced (N)
Leno - Jason Statham, Allyson Felix (N)

Kimmel - Not yet announced (R)
Fallon - Nancy Pelosi, Joe Jonas, 2 Chainz (N)
Chelsea - Kate Beckinsale (R)

Gallery Girls, I watched it


Gallery Girls, Gallery Girls...I'm not quite sure what to say about these ladies...wait, yes I am, they are all a mess!  First we'll start with the Manhattan girls & first is Amy, originally from Coral Gables who I swore was the girl who played Cindy in the Brady Bunch movies!  She's blonde & drinks a lot & is always anywhere that's anywhere to network, especially if there's free booze.  Her daddy pays for everything for her.  I'm not a big fan of her at this point, she's so fake & drunk, it's just not attractive but she's got quite a history in gallery work so she must know her shit.

Kerri is originally from Long Island & she works full time as a high-end concierge to the rich & famous but she also works an internship as well.  She has always had a love for art so she really wants to be working in that world rather than one she's in but she also needs money since she pays for her own apartment in Manhattan. Kerri is my favorite Manhattan girl because she seems "normal".

We also have Liz, originally from Florida who is kind of likable but also lives off of daddy's dime.  Her daddy is a big time art collector & while she was coming to NYC to make it without her father's connections she used one for her internship!  Her father is a very "plain Jack" kind of guy, jeans & t-shirts and a bit shaggy but for those who know him know that he's a big deal.  She name drops him all the time in her interviews which is pretty annoying.  On her first day at her internship she complained about the work she was doing & in her interview said "I'm happy to do anything that involves sitting down or using the phone" and made a remark about calling her dad to complain if that wasn't the case.  We'll see what happens with her because I'm on the fence about this one.

The last Manhattan gal is Maggie who is originally from Easton, PA & so far I don't like her.  She's another one who is really thin & she's pretty whiny.  She also appears to have possibly had a fling with one of the gallery owners who mind you...is super gross.  I can't stand watching her on screen because she constantly has her hands in her hair...I mean constantly, it's so freaking annoying, I want to shave her head.

Now we move over to the other side of the bridge & first up in Brooklyn is Angela who is originally from the OC & was raised in a strict Vietnamese household.  She's a photographer, model, waitress who loves the arts & is extremely outgoing & loves the spotlight.  I'm not really sure why she's a main character on the show though, she's not a gallery girl.  Then again, most of the Housewives aren't actually wives either!

Next in Brooklyn is Chantal who is originally from Atlanta & doesn't wax her eyebrows.  This girl is super thin, always wears dark red lipstick & after she's been drinking it's all over her face & teeth & she gets pretty sloppy when she's drinking.  Chantal & Claudia (both names that make me cringe by the way) own their own "gallery" & Chantal just loves telling everyone at every opening that she owns a gallery.  Dude, it's a boutique with art...they sell clothes, jewelry, accessories & they also display & sell art.  Right off the bat I don't like this girl, I don't think she's going to be good for business.  Regardless of your opinions of people you have to make nice in business & when a couple of the Manhattan girls attended the gallery opening she was totally rude to them & that's bad business.

That brings us to Claudia who also doesn't wax her eyebrows either & is originally from Flossmoor, IL.  I like Claudia more than Chantal but I'm still not sure that I like her, she has valid points but she's also a bit obnoxious with her constant bitching.  She's the part owner of the "gallery" End of Century with Chantal & her family gave the most money to get the store up & running so she's in a constant panic about money & they hadn't even opened yet.  I'll make my mind up next week how I feel about this girl.

All in all this show is what I expected it would be & I don't know that I'm all that impressed with it.  I will give it two more episodes to see if it tickles my fancy but I can't really identify with these girls so perhaps that's why it's not really doing it for me.  


Wednesday, August 15, 2012

Honey Boo Boo...I watched it


Where do I start with Here Comes Honey Boo Boo?  This show is one of those shows that I couldn't believe I was watching but couldn't turn off.  This family is the epitome of real & the epitome of white trash & I think that's why I liked it.  Yes, I liked it! I was entertained by these people, they are a family of mom, dad 4 girls & a pet pig...yup a pet pig & it's a boy & his name is Glitzy but that's not even the half of it...here's the rest of the names, enjoy.  Mamma, Sugar Bear (dad), Pumpkin, Chickadee & Chubbs!  One is 17 & pregnant but after only one episode I still can't keep the family members straight.  

In the first episode we saw Boo Boo compete in a natural pageant, we saw the whole family go to some Redneck Games that included events like "bobbing for pig feet" & "mud belly flops" which members of the family participated in.  They live in Georgia & have southern accents & they way they phrase things makes it difficult to understand but thankfully TLC shows subtitles as needed.  Also in the episode we saw the pregs go in for one of those creepy ultrasounds with the orange 3-D babies & Boo Boo wanted to see if they could see her chicken nuggets in her belly so they checked her out too.  We also saw Boo Boo compete in a natural pageant which means no makeup or tans and she didn't win anything & got very upset but prior to the pageant she got wasted on sugar & was acting like a maniac in the lobby, it was funny.  Because she didn't win the family knew they would need to hire all new coaches & get all new outfits before the big pageant at the end of the season.  

We saw the family go to the weekly food auction...oh, let me go back a second, mamma & one of the kids are on a diet...and watched them buy cookies, cakes, chips & the like when they were there for pageant stuff & pig stuff both of which they got nothing for.  A few of the girls weighed themselves & when mamma got on the scale she got an E...after a second shot it showed her weight & she was over 300 & said she'd like to lose 100 pounds.  If I'm not mistaken they were all eating cheese balls after the weigh-in too, I loved it!! I cannot wait to watch this season unfold & see the shenanigans this family gets into...they sure do laugh a lot & that is really refreshing.  This one is getting a series recording on my DVR.

Best Sandwich in America finale tonight!


At 7:30 for the kids it's the 5th season finale of Johnny Test on Cartoon & then at 8:00 on CW it's the series premiere of Oh Sit! and on Velocity it's the 4th season premiere of What's my Car Worth?

9:00 bring the 1st season finale of Adam Richman's Best Sandwich in America & of course I am rooting for The Yardbird from Slow's here in Detroit of course & whether it wins or not I've got to try it, I've been to Slow's but I've never eaten that particular sandwich.  Also at 9 it's the 5th season finale of Million Dollar Listing LA, on Cooking it's the 2nd season premiere of Not my Mama's Meals & then on A&E it's the 2nd season premiere of Storage Wars Texas.

The 2nd season premiere of American Hoggers is next on A&E wt 10:00, on DirecTV it's the 1st season finale of Hit & Miss, ID has the 2nd season premiere of I Married a Mobster, History airs the 1st season finale of Picked Off and on Travel it's the series premiere of Toy Hunter.

Who's on who, Thursday August 16th


Thursday's talk show guests are...

Ellen - Justin Timberlake, Coldplay (R)

The View - Troy Dunn (R)

The Chew - Kellie Pickler (N)
The Talk - Jack Osbourne, Chi-Lan Lieu, Pat Benatar & Neil Giraldo (R)
Wendy - Kriss Jenner, Lamman Rucker (R)


Letterman - Tracy Morgan, Erik Kynard, Ben Howard (N)
Leno - Kristen Bell, Ryan Lochte, Regina Spektor (N)

Kimmel - Jennifer Garner, Paul Scheer, The Fixx (N)
Daily Show - Rob Corddry (N)
Colbert Report - The Flaming Lips at StePhest Colbchella '012 (N)
Conan - Adam Sandler, T.J. Miller (R)
Fallon - Ricky Martin, Piper Perabo, Neon Hitch (N)
Chelsea - Appears to have no guest (R)

Tuesday, August 14, 2012

Who's on who, Wednesday August 15th

Wednesday's talk show guests are...

Ellen - Denzel Washington, Kat Dennings, LL Cool J (R)

The View - Howard Stern (R)

The Chew - Julia Child's 100th birthday with Art Smith (N)
The Talk - Howie Mandel, Justin Klosky (R)
Wendy - Kandi Burruss, Phaedra Parks, Sheree Whitfield, chefs Pat & Gina Neely (R)


Letterman - Tom Brokaw, Dana Vollmer, Rick Ross, Lionel Richie (N)
Leno - Sylvester Stallone, Missy Franklin (N)

Kimmel - Thomas Haden Church, chef Rick Bayless, JJAMZ (N)
Daily Show - Brian Williams (N)
Colbert Report - Santigold at StePhest Colbchella '012 (N)
Conan - Johnny Galecki, Kids These Days (R)
Fallon - Kathie Lee Gifford, T.I., Hope Solo, Godfrey (N)
Chelsea - Kevin & Danielle Jonas (N)

The Week the Women Went premieres tonight


At 9:00 on Weather it's the 4th season premiere of Braving the Elements, on SyFy it's the 5th season finale of Destination Truth, NGC has the 3rd season premiere of Hard Time, Rizzoli & Isles has it's 3rd season summer finale on TNT while over on Cooking it's the 1st season finale of Roadtrip with G. Garvin and on History the 3rd season premiere of Top Gear.

Tonight at 10:00 it's pretty busy starting with the Collection Intervention series premiere on SyFy, the 2nd season finale of Franklin & Bash on TNT, Oxygen has the 2nd season finale of The Glee Project, Spike has the 1st season finale of World's Worst Tenants.  That's not all either, on Lifetime it's the premiere of the new reality series The Week the Women Went which is a reality show focusing on a town where all of the women leave for one week leaving all of the men & children to fend for themselves & I'm going to check this one out & report back.

Monday, August 13, 2012

Who's on who, Tuesday August 14th


Tuesday's talk show guests are...

Ellen - Rob Lowe, Adam Lambert, Samantha Garvey (R)

The View - Michelle Obama (R)

The Chew - Crunchy foods are featured (N)
The Talk - Reba McEntire (R)
Wendy - Robbie Montgomery (R)


Letterman - Jennifer Garner, women's Olympic gymnastics team, Rodriguez (N)
Leno 
Kelsey Grammer (N)
Kimmel - Joseph Gordon-Levitt, Rebel Wilson, Good Old War (N)
Daily Show - Misty May-Treanor (N)
Colbert Report - Grizzy Bear perform at StePhest Colbchella '012 (N)
Conan - Andy Samberg, Eric Hutchinson (R)
Fallon - Leslie Mann, Dolph Lundgren, Grimes (N)
Chelsea - Matt LeBlanc (N)

The Closer, series finale tonight


Tonight at 8:00 on FOX it's the series premiere of Hotel Hell and on NBC it's the two hour series premiere of Stars Earn Stripes.

The Closer comes to its final close tonight at 9:00 on TNT, also at 9 it's the 13th season premiere of Intervention on A&E, the series premiere of  Randy Cunningham: 9th Grade Ninja airs on Disney XD, on BBCA it's the 2nd season finale of Top Gear, and then on TLC it's the series premiere of United Bates of America.  Then at 9:30 on DIY it's the 6th season premiere of Blog Cabin.

10:00 is busy as always with the series premiere of Big Tiny on TLC, the series premiere of Gallery Girls is on Bravo, the 2nd season premiere of Grimm airs on NBC.  The 2nd season finale of Teen Wolf on MTV, and on Spike it's the 5th season finale of World's Wildest Police Videos.  Then at 10:06 it's the series premiere of Major Crimes on TNT.

At 10:30 on History it's the series premiere of Counting Cars & Sundance has the series premiere of Get to Work.

Sunday, August 12, 2012

Who's on who, Monday August 13

Monday's talk show guests are...

Ellen - Shemar Moore, Kym Douglas, Walk off the Earth (R)

The View - President Barack Obama (R)

The Chew - Fun summer recipes (N)
The Talk - Regis Philbin, Elisabeth Shue, Shaun T. (R)
Wendy - Dule Hill, chef Rocco DiSpirito (R)


Letterman - Andy Samberg, Ashton Eaton, Glen Hansard (N)
Leno - First Lady Michelle Obama, Gabby Douglas, Norah Jones (N)
Kimmel - David Duchovny, Jeff Ross, Alabama Shakes (N)
Daily Show - Robert Pattinson (N)
Colbert Report - fun. at StePhest Colbchella '012
Conan - Jack McBrayer, Grace Potter & the Nocturnals (R)
Fallon - Meredith Vieira, Big Ang, Needtobreathe (N)
Chelsea - Norah Jones (N)

The Roseanne Roast is tonight!


Tonight at 8:00 on Travel it's the one hour 1st season finale of Xtreme Waterparks & then at 8:30 on NBC it's the Olympic finale, night 17 of 17.  

9:00 has the 2nd season finale of Brothers on Call on DIY, The Glades airs it's 3rd season finale on A&E.  Over on AMC it's the 2nd season finale of Hell on Wheels & on Travel it's the 1st season finale of Insane Coaster Wars.

There is a brand new series called All You Can Meat that premieres on Travel tonight at 10:00 & the first episode is all about pulled pork!!  Also, on TLC it's the series premiere of High School Moms & on A&E it's the 1st season finale of Longmire.  Most importantly at 10:00 on comedy Central it's the Roast of Roseanne!  At 10:38 after the Olympics it's the pilot of Animal Practice.

Saturday, August 11, 2012

Boogeyman airs tonight on SyFy


Today at 5:00 it's the 1st season finale of Going Yard on HGTV.  At 8:00 on CBS it's the 1st season finale of NYC 22.

SyFy has a brand new original telefilm called Boogeyman that starts at 9:00 and Hallmark has its original telefilm The Music Teacher.  HGTV has HGTV's Great Rooms and Animal Planet has the 2nd summer premiere of Tanked.  At 9:30 on HGTV it's the 2nd season finale of The High Low Project.

Friday, August 10, 2012

Common Law 1st season finale


Tonight at 7:00 on Nick it's the 1st season finale of Figure it Out.  At 8:30 on TBS it's the 8th season finale of Tyler Perry's House of Payne.  

In the 10:00 slot it's the 1st season finale of Comedy Bang! Bang! and then on USA it's the 1st season finale of Common Law, on Travel it's the 3rd season premiere of The Dead Files, on ID it's the 1st season finale of I Evil and then on TLC it's the 1st season finale of Randy to the Rescue.  Last at 10:30 on IFC it's the 1st season finale of Bunk.

Thursday, August 9, 2012

Who's on who, Friday August 10th

Friday's talk show guests are...

Ellen* - N/A

The View - Arsenio Hall, Patricia Heaton, Ellen Page, Greta Gerwig, David Hartman, Mario Cantone (R)
The Chew - Jean-Luc Bilodeau, Derek Theler, Tahj Mowry (N)
The Talk - Tabatha Coffey, Jean Smart, Paul Carrick Brunson (R)
Wendy - Charlie Sheen, Brett Butler, Shawnee Smith (R)

Anderson* - N/A

Letterman - Will Ferrell, Rufus Wainwright (R)
Leno* - N/A
Kimmel - Lisa Kudrow, Rosemarie DeWitt, Trey Songz (R)
Fallon* - N/A
Chelsea - Dax Shepard guest hosts with guest Jeff Daniels (N)


*NBC shows will be shuffled around during the airing of the Olympics, if they are shown at all.

Totally Biased with W. Kamau Bell premieres


Tonight at 9:00 on DIY it's the 3rd season finale of Run My Renovation & then at 10:00 on ID it's the 1st season finale of Evil Twins.

The series premiere of Totally Biased with W. Kamau Bell is on FX at 11:00 and then at 11:59 on Adult Swim it's the 4th season premiere of Childrens Hospital.

Wednesday, August 8, 2012

Dallas season finale tonight


Tonight at 8:00 on HGTV it's the 6th season finale of Income Property.  Up at 9:00 it's the 1st season finale of Dallas on TNT. 

At 10:00 on ABC it's the 1st season finale of Final Witness, the series premiere of Here Comes Honey Boo Boo on TLC, the 2nd season premiere of Paranormal Witness and also the 3rd season finale of Through the Wormhole with Morgan Freeman on Science.  At 11:04 on NBC it's the series premiere of Go On at a special night & time.

Who's on who, Thursday August 9th

Thursday's talk show guests are...

Ellen* - N/A

The View - Michael Fassbender, Jacqueline Laurita, Teresa Giudice, Melissa Gorga, Kathy Wakile, Caroline Manzo, chef Maneet Chauhan (R)
The Talk - Gayle King, Arsenio Hall, Keri Glassman (N)
Wendy - Kathy Griffin, SWV, Dr. Ian Smith (R)

Anderson* - N/A

Letterman - Ray Romano, Tom Waits (R)
Leno* - N/A
Watch What Happens Live - Meryl Streep!!! (N)
Kimmel - Jeremy Renner, Aaron Paul, Nas (R)
Daily Show - Joanna Brooks (N)
Colbert Report - Woody Harrelson (N)
Conan - Matt LeBlanc, Travis Pastrana, Andy Haynes (N)
Fallon* - N/A
Chelsea - Wiz Khalifa (N)


*NBC shows will be shuffled around during the airing of the Olympics, if they are shown at all.