Sex Box premieres tonight...lord help us all!

Tonight at 7:00 on Disney it's the 2015 RDMA Nomination Special.  Up at 8:00 on CBS it's the time slot premiere of The Amazing Race.  On NGW at 9:00 it's the 2nd season premiere of Cesar 911 and NBC moves Dateline NBC to a new time slot.

On Discovery at 10:00 it's a special Gold Rush, We has the series premiere of Sex Box, NGW has the 2nd season premiere of Unlikely Animal Friends and on HBO it's a special Vice.

Parks & Rec and Girlfriends' Guide wrap ups

So...Parks & Recreation ended forever this week & I am so sad to see it go!  I thought the finale was so well done with the team finishing one last ride.  Getting to see the whole office back together to get a swing at a park fixed was like a warm hug especially since the show had moved away from that over the last season.  Granted, this last season took place 3 years in the future so it would only make sense that things weren't the same.  My favorite part was getting to see how they wrapped up each individual character showing them all in various stages of future...most in the future was Gerry/Gary/Larry/Terry who was 100 when he died.  Now, was it everyone's impression that Leslie was POTUS at the funeral?  With all of the bouncing around I couldn't keep things straight.

I was happy to see Anne & Chris return, they had definitely been missed over the last year but most of all I was happy to see both Tom & Donna treat themselves to very happy futures full of love.  Seeing Andy & April with a kid was quite hilarious because come on, Andy as a dad?  Please, poor April already had a kid before she had the baby!  

My favorite happy ending was Ron...he's always been my favorite character on the show, I want to be him when I grow up even though I don't like the outdoors as much as he does.  As for Leslie & Ben, well we all kind of knew they would end up on the political route, but seeing them as besties with April & Andy was kind of funny.  The best was that in the end so many people were moving back to the area to be back together as one big happy family again...all in all the season/series/episode was wrapped up with a nice bow & I feel satisfied.

So...Girlfriends' Guide...I wish I had a better review to offer but honestly, the finale pissed me off.  I loved the first half of this season when Janeane Garofalo was still on it...not that I have anything against Alanna Ubach (I'm a fan of hers as well) but I love Janeane & the show was more cutting edge during the first half.  The show is called Girlfriends' Guide to Divorce & in the end she went back to the husband...are you kidding me?  I was slightly disgusted with Abby when she left her divorce party to go back & meet up with Jake. Actually, I was disappointed in all of the ladies in the final episode.  

Phoebe...she's such a mess I can't even stand it & her big upset with the photographer was built up to be some big scandal yet like everything else it truly ended up that she is pissed at herself for allowing someone to take advantage of her.  Of course, like always she's going to blame everyone else for her problems...from her home the size of an effing hotel!  At 14 she was taken in by a photographer who took her to parties & offered her pills & booze that SHE accepted & then awful photos were taken...duh, what would you expect?  Here I thought the woman had sold her into sex slavery for a couple years!  Oh and, her new boyfriend Marco...yeah, he'd never date her, not in a million years, she's way too superficial for a guy like him.

Delia...she plays this super power woman who isn't going to take shit from anyone & some tool box rolls in & just changes all of that.  Seriously?  Every time I see him all I can think of is The Wedding Singer so perhaps that's why I just can't take her being with him very seriously.  I was really happy to see her get partner under her own conditions but the relationship wrap up left a bad taste in my mouth.

Jo...she is the one who needs therapy more than her daughter, she treats her child like a parent & is so codependent it's ridiculous.  Thankfully she's freaking hilarious because not many other people on the show are and speaking of others on the show can I just say that Abby's brother & his story line became completely pointless through the 2nd half of the season.  Oh and Charlie...if I behaved that way & spoke to people like that when I was that age I'd have been back handed.  What a little dick that kid is & nobody ever does anything about it because he's fragile with the divorce, I can't stand it, it's not cute or funny & ignoring the behavior isn't going to help anyone in the long run!!

So back to Abby, I can't believe she was so awful to poor Will, I'm livid that she got back with Jake & when Becca showed up at his house I said "well, you know she's going to be pregnant" and then she said she was & I threw my hands up in the air.  This show went from cutting edge girl power with divorced women taking their lives back & being OK with it & then poof...it's all gone.  This is now just another show about a bunch of sex crazed women who have no identity without men in their lives & who will spread for any kind of compliment.  Now that Jake has a job Abby thinks things will work out this time around?  Seriously, if the writing doesn't get better & these women don't get more respectable I won't continue watching this one! 

House of Cards is back...if you can stay up that late!

Tonight at 9:00 on ABC it's the 1st season finale of How to Get Away with Murder, ID moves Most Evil to a new time slot, TLC has the 4th season premiere of My Big Fat American Gypsy Wedding and on CMT it's the 4th season premiere of Party Down South 2.  At 9:31 on CBS, Mom moves to a new time slot.

Up at 10:00 on Animal Planet it's the 1st season finale of Alaska, BBCA has the 1st season finale of Million Dollar Critic, CMT has a special Party Down South 2 and on TLC it's the 3rd season premiere of Welcome to Myrtle Manor.  On CBS at 10:01 it's The Victoria's Secret Swim Special.

At 3:01 on Netflix it's the 3rd season premiere of House of Cards and the special Ralphie May: Unruly.

Who's on who Friday, February 27

Friday's talk show guests are...

Kelly and Michael - Jason Biggs, Lana Parrilla, Echosmith (N)
The View - Stacy London & Samantha Ponder co-host, Christie Brinkley, Ming-Na Wen, Jack & Jack (N)
The Chew - Natalie Desselle (N)
The Talk - Josh Duhamel, Dean Winters (N)
Wendy - Jennifer Lopez (R)?
The Real - Wayne Brady (N)
Rachael - Tiffani Thiessen, Katie Lee (N)
Ellen - Channing Tatum, Nicki Minaj (N)
Meredith Vieira - Tune in (N)
Queen Latifah - Rita Owens (N)

Letterman - Jack Hanna, Sharon Jones (N)
Fallon - Josh Hutcherson, Abbi Jacobson & Ilana Glazer, Michael Schlow (N)
Meyers - Kathy Griffin, Peter Sarsgaard, The Mavericks (N)
Kimmel - Tune in to see
Late Late - Guest host Kunal Nayyar, guests Simon Helberg, Britt Robertson, Owen Benjamin (N)

The Amazing Race is back

Tonight at 8:00 on CBS it's the 30th season premiere of Survivor. At 9:00 on History it's the 7th season finale of American Pickers.  Up at 9:30 on CBS it's the 26th season premiere of The Amazing Race.

On Science at 10:00 it's the 1st season finale of All-American Makers, CNBC has the 3rd season finale of The Car Chasers, MTV has the 4th season premiere of Catfish: The TV Show, Cooking has the series premiere of Dinner at Tiffani's, E! has the True Hollywood Story: Social Media Nightmares, PBS has the 1st season finale of Earth a New Wild, Lifetime has the series premiere of Kosher Soul and on History it's the 1st season finale of Mississippi Rivermen.

Who's on who Thursday, February 26

Thursday's talk show guests are...

Kelly and Michael - Ryan Phillippe, Will forte, Misterwives (N)
The View - Co-hosts Stacy London, Samantha Ponder, Diane Sawyer, Teri Polo, Sherri Saum, Maia Mitchell, Zach King (N)
The Chew - No guests announced (N)
The Talk - Margot Robbie (N)
Wendy - Quvenzhane Wallis (N)
The Real - Kelly McCreary (N)
Rachael - Bob Harper (N)
Ellen - Matt Lauer, Jeff Garlin (N)
Meredith Vieira - Colin Quinn, Jamie Brewer (N)
Queen Latifah - Julianne Hough (N)

Letterman - Ryan Reynolds, JB Smoove, Dierks Bentley (N)
Fallon - James Spader, Margot Robbie, Tobias Jesso Jr. (N)
Meyers - Will Forte, Ellie Kemper, Sleater-Kinney (N)
Kimmel - Tune in to see
Late Late - Guest host Kunal Nayyar, guests Bob Newhart, Cat Cora, Sim Bhullar (N)
Watch What Happens Live - John Oliver, Mark Duplass (N)
Daily Show - Olivia Wilde (N)
Conan - Mindy Kaling, A.J. Jacobs, D.J. Demers (N)

Parks and Recreation series finale airs tonight

Tonight at 8:00 on CW it's TV's Hottest Commercials Countdown, FOX has the 3rd season finale of Masterchef Jr. and on NBC it's the time slot premiere of The Voice.

Up at 9:00 on NGC it's the 2nd season premiere of Building Wild and History has the 5th season premiere of Counting Cars then at 9:30 on BET it's the series premiere of Keyshia Cole: All In.

On NGC at 10:00 it's the series premiere of Cabin Fever, Lifetime has the 1st season finale of Child Genius, History has the series premiere of Gangland Undercover, Bravo has the 1st season finale of Girlfriends' Guide to Divorce, WGN has the series premiere of Outlaw Country and on NBC it's the series finale of Parks & Recreation.

Who's on who Wednesday, February 25

Wednesday's talk show guests are...

Kelly and Michael - Josh Duhamel, Lisa Rinna, Chris Byrne (N)
The View - C-hosts Stacy London & Samantha Ponder, Gabriel Union, Toddlewood, Kenzie Nimmo (N)
The Chew - Anthony Anderson (N)
The Talk - Wendi McLendon-Covey (N)
Wendy - Piers Morgan, Nicole Lapin (N)
The Real - Aja Naomi King (N)
Rachael - William H. Macy, Dr. Ian (N)
Ellen - Julie Bowen, Fifth Harmony (N)
Meredith Vieira - Jessie Pavelka (N)
Queen Latifah - Martin Lawrence (N)

Letterman - Julianne Margulies, Eric Ripert, Glass Animals (N)
Fallon - Ice-T, Andrew Rannells, Lupe Fiasco (N)
Meyers - Christina Aguilera, Colin Quinn, Kurt Braunohler (N)
Kimmel - Tune in to see
Late Late - Guest Host Kunal Nayyar, guests Billy Bob Thornton, Sarah Hyland, Garfunkel & Oates (N)
Watch What Happens Live - Jane Lynch, Josh Duhamel (N)
Daily Show - Conan O'Brien (N)
Conan - Edward Norton, Melissa Rauch, Andrew Santino (N)

Who's on who Tuesday, February 24

Tuesday's talk show guests are...

Kelly and Michael - Martin Short, Anthony Anderson (N)
The View - Co-hosts Stacy London & Samantha Ponder, Mark Duplass, Kate Walsh, Thomas Sanders (N)
The Chew -No guests announced (N)
The Talk - Tony Goldwyn (N)
Wendy - Tony Danza (N)
The Real - Big Sean (N)
Rachael - Elisabeth Hasselbeck (N)
Ellen - Will Smith, Little Big Town (N)
Meredith Vieira - Marc Anthony, David Duchovny (N)
Queen Latifah - Rosario Dawson (N)

Letterman - Matthew Broderick, Ellie Kemper, JD McPherson (N)
Fallon - Josh Duhamel, Gabrielle Union, Charlie Wilson (N)
Meyers - Cast of Parks & Recreation (N)
Kimmel - Tune in to see
Late Late - Guest host Billy Gardell, guests Jeff Probst, Yvette Nicole Brown, Greg Warren (N)
Watch What Happens Live - Lisa Rinna, Dakota Fanning (N)
Daily Show - Lynsey Addario (N)
Conan - Artie Lange, Victoria Justice, Daniel Sloss (N)

CitizenFour premieres on HBO tonight

Tonight at 8:00 on ID it's the special Hate in America, Food has the 1st season finale of Kids Baking Championship and NBC has the 8th season premiere of The Voice.

Up at 9:00 on TBS it's the return of American Dad, BET has the BET Honors 2015 and on HBO it's the special CitizenFour.

At 10:00 on NBC it's the 2nd season premiere of The Night Shift and at 11:00 on USA it's the special Dig.

Who's on who Monday, February 23

Monday's talk show guests are...

Kelly and Michael - Neil Patrick Harris, Maria Menounos, Carson Kressley, Lawrence Zarian, Flo Rida (N)
The View - Co-hosts Stacy London, Samantha Ponder, Trai Byers, Tai Beauchamp (N)
The Chew - Jennifer Nettles (N)
The Talk - Tim Daly, chef Marcel Vigneron (N)
Wendy - Red carpet hits and misses (N)
The Real - Magic Johnson (N)
Rachael - Sunny Anderson, Emeril Lagasse (N)
Ellen - Ed O'Neill (N)
Meredith Vieira - Chris Harrison, Wanda Sykes (N)
Queen Latifah - LL Cool J, David Walton (N)

Letterman - Helen Mirren, Daytona 500 Winner, Steve Earle (N)
Fallon - Christina Aguilera, Jeff Probst, Kid Rock (N)
Meyers - Mary J. Blige, Stephen Amell, Misterwives (N)
Kimmel - Kobe Bryant, Kenny & Warren G (N)
Late Late - Guest host Billy Gardell, Sharon Osbourne, Steve Byrne, L.A. Rocks (N)
Watch What Happens Live - Scott Wolf, Scheana Marie (N)
Daily Show - Christine Lagarde (N)
Conan - Kevin Nealon (N)

My picks for Oscars tonight

So...it's been a while since I've seen so many of the nominated movies...this year I saw The Grand Budapest Hotel, Boyhood & Birdman plus I saw Gone Girl which has a Best Actress nominee...of the 4 movies, Boyhood was my favorite but they were all really good.  I think Boyhood will win a lot strictly because of the labor of love that it is...12 years to make a movie, that alone deserves accolades.

The Oscars are Tonight!

Tonight at 5:27 on E! it's E! Live From the Red Carpet: 2015 Academy Awards.  Up at 7:00 on CBS it's a special 60 Minutes and ABC has the Oscars Opening Ceremony: Live from the Red Carpet with another following at 7:30 & again at 8:00.

Up at 8:30 on ABC it's the 87th Annual Academy Awards.  On PBS at 9:00 it's the 5th season finale of Downton Abbey and ID moves Unusual Suspects to a new time slot.  At 10:00 on PBS it's the 1st season finale of Grantchester and ID has the 11th season premiere of On the Case with Paula Zahn.  On E! at 11:30 it's the 2015 Academy Awards After Party.

Babysitter's Black Book premieres tonight on Lifetime

Tonight at 7:00 o Ovation it's the 8th season premiere of The Artful Detective and Reelz has the 23rd Annual Movieguide Faith & Values Awards.

Up at 8:00 on ABC it's Countdown to the Oscars: An Insider's Guide, Lifetime has the original telefilm Babysitter's Black Book and on Animal Planet it's the 1st season finale of Preposterous Pets.

On ID at 9:00 it's the 4th season premiere of Deadly Sins, FOX has the Daytona 500 Bash at the Beach, OWN has the 2nd season finale of Raising Whitley and on Showtime it's the special Kobe Bryant's Muse.

The Independent Spirit Awards are on IFC at 10:00.

The Odd Couple premieres tonight

Tonight at 8:00 on E! it's Secrets of Fashion Week and on BBCA it's the series premiere of Qi.  On E! at 8:30 it's Who Wore it Better?  At 8:31 on CBS it's the series premiere of The Odd Couple.

Up at 9:00 on Lifetime it's the Project Runway All Stars reunion and at 9:01 on CBS it's the series finale of Two and a Half Men.

On DLC at 10:00 it's the 1st season finale of 50 Ways to Kill Your Mother, CNBC has the 100th episode of American Greed, ID has the series premiere of Mind of a Murderer & on History it's the 3rd season premiere of Vikings.

Who's on who Thursday, February 19

Thursday's talk show guests are...

Kelly and Michael - Matthew Perry, Mae Whitman (N)
The View - Co-host Padma Lakshmi, Larry Wilmore, Hall & Oates (N)
The Chew - Jusssie Smolllett (N)
The Talk - Matthew Perry, Thomas Lennon, Terrence Jenkins (N)
Wendy - Evan Ross (N)
The Real - Jazmine Sullivan (N)
Rachael - Marcia  Gay Harden (N)
Ellen - Kerry Washington, Noah Ritter (N)
Meredith Vieira - Wayne Brady (N)
Queen Latifah - Kevin Nealon, Jon Secada (N)

Letterman - Don Cheadle, Ilana Glazer, Abbi Jacobson, Mikky Ekko (N)
Fallon - Martin Short, Ruth Wilson, Walk the Moon (N)
Meyers - Mae Whitman, Carolina Herrera (N)
Kimmel - Kelly Ripa, Joshua Malina, Gorgon City w/Jennifer Hudson (N)
Late Late - Guest host Lauren Graham, Ray Romano, Busy  Philipps, Tom Papa (N)
Watch What Happens Live - Samuel L. Jackson, Meredith Vieira (N)
Daily Show - Patricia Arquette (R)
Conan - Cast of Hot Tub Time Machine 2, Ronda Rousey (N)

The Mentalist series finale tonight

Tonight at 8:00 on CBS it's the two hour series finale of The Mentalist, at 9:00 on BET it's part 6 of 6 in The Book of Negroes mini-series.

Up at 10:00 on Lifetime it's the 1st season finale of Big Women: Big Love and on CBS it's the season 1 winter finale of Stalker.

Westminster Kennel Club Dog Show airs tonight

For starters I have to say that I will no longer post any Duggar/19 Kids information...we don't support their anti-gay values here at The DVR Slave & refuse to promote them in anyway.  If you are a fan of theirs you'll have to do your own research.

Up tonight at 8:00 on USA it's the 139th Westminster Kennel Club Dog Show and at 8:30 on ABC it's the series premiere of Repeat After Me.

On NGC at 9:00 it's the 3rd season finale of The Legend of Mick Dodge, NBC has the mid-season finale of Marry Me, ID moves Obsession to a new time slot & on TNT it's the return of Rizzoli & Isles.  At 9:30 on NBC it's the mid-season finale of About a Boy.

At 10:00 on ABC it's the Countdown to the Oscars: 15 Movies that Changed American Cinema, Velocity has the 2nd season premiere of Americarna, Discovery has the 1st season finale of Big Giant Swords, TLC has the series premiere of Our Little Family, TNT has the return of Perception, ID has the series premiere of See no Evil and on Comedy it's the 7th season premiere of Tosh.0.  At 10:30 on WGN it's the 1st season finale of Wrestling with Death.

Who's on who Wednesday, February 18

Wednesday's talk show guests are...

Kelly and Michael - Mary J. Blige, Travis Fimmel (N)
The View - Co-host Padma Lakshmi, David Frei, Westminster Dog Show winner, Taraji P. Henson (N)
The Chew - Natalie Desselle Reid (N)
The Talk - Danny DeVito, Jenny Hutt, chef Fabio Viviani (N)
Wendy - Hot topics, ask Wendy (N)
The Real - Big Ang, Drita (N)
Rachael - Mario Batali, Fabio Viviani, Lidia Bastianich, Nate Berkus (N) 
Ellen - Neil Patrick Harris (N)
Meredith Vieira - Adam Scott, Robin Tunney, Mike Epps (N)
Queen Latifah - Mike Epps (N)

Letterman - Bill Belichick, Elisabeth Moss, Madisen Ward & the Mama Bear (N)
Fallon - Sigourney Weaver, Andy Cohen, Ella Henderson (N)
Meyers - Tune in to see
Kimmel - Neil Patrick Harris, Gillian Jacobs, Rascal Flatts (N)
Late Late - Guest host Thomas Lennon, Matthew Perry, Nick Kroll (N)
Watch What Happens Live - Hugh Grant (N)
Daily Show - Jennifer Aniston (N)
Conan - Jon Cryer, Ashton Kutcher, Sage Kotsenburg, Kristian Bush (R)

North West has a Raising Helen moment

Regardless of all the stupid reasons why North was crying at a fashion show all I could think of was Raising Helen. A movie already took the time to make a joke & point out why children shouldn't be at fashion shows yet idiots geniuses don't think it pertains to them.  Honestly, I'm pretty sure Kim just brought her because she matched her outfit.  I wish they would stop treating this poor child like an accessory & stop bringing her places she doesn't belong.  I just love the look on Anna & Beyonce's faces...it's priceless! 

Season finale of Celebrity Apprentice airs tonight

Tonight at 7:00 on Nick it's the original telefilm Splitting Adam.  Up at 8:00 on NBC it's the 14th season finale of The Celebrity Apprentice and on BET it's the original mini-series premiere of The Book of Negroes.

Up at 9:00 on A&E it's the special Dead Man Talking, AHC has the special Return of the Black Death and CBS has the special Stevie Wonder: Songs in the Key of Life.  

On AHC at 10:00 it's the 2nd season premiere of Codes & Conspiracies, NBC has the 1st season finale of State of Affairs and on NGW it's the 1st season finale of Wild Australia.

Who's on who Tuesday, February 17

Tuesday's talk show guests are...

Kelly and Michael - Dylan McDermott, Angie Harmon (N)
The View - Naya Rivera, Ryan Paevey, John  Slattery, Amy Morton, Ella Henderson (N)
The Chew -No guests announced (N)
The Talk - David Duchovny, Michael Yo, chef Greg Frey Jr. (N)
Wendy - Gerlado Rivera, Leeza Gibbons (N)
The Real - Aloe Blacc (N)
Rachael - Dale Earnhardt Jr. (N)
Ellen - Keira Knightley, Wendi McLendon-Covey (N)
Meredith Vieira - NeNe Leakes, Flo Rida (N)
Queen Latifah - Cast of Young & the Restless (N)

Letterman - Courtney Love, Chris Elliott, Rhiannon Giddens (N)
Fallon - John Oliver, Imagine Dragons (N)
Meyers - Matthew Perry, Taraji P. Henson, Anders Holm (N)
Kimmel - Kristen Bell, Chris Elliott, Big Sean (N)
Late Late - Guest host Thomas Lennon, Kal Penn, Lindsay Sloane (N)
Watch What Happens Live - Lisa Vanderpump (N)
Daily Show - Sienna Miller (N)
Conan - Jack McBrayer, Triumph the Insult Comic Dog, Lauren Cohan, Jackie Kashian (R)

Cancellations & Renewals

Here's where all shows currently stand for cancellations/renewals

ABC

These shows have been cancelled: Manhattan Love Story, Selfie

CBS

These shows have been cancelled: The Millers

These shows have been renewed:  Madam Secretary, NCIS: New Orleans, Scorpion, The Big Bang Theory

These shows are in their final season:  The Mentalist, Two & a Half Men

CW

These shows have been renewed: Reign, Jane the Virgin, The 100, The Originals, Vampire Diaries, Supernatural, Arrow, The Flash

FOX

These shows have been cancelled: Mulaney, Gracepoint, Red Band Society

These shows have been renewed:  Bob’s Burgers, Brooklyn Nine-Nine, Gotham, The Simpsons, Empire

These shows are in their final season: Glee

NBC

These shows have been renewed: Law & Order: SVU, Grimm, Chicao P.D., Chicago Fire, The Blacklist

These shows have been cancelled: A to Z, Bad Judge, Constantine

These shows are in their final season:  Parenthood, Parks & Recreation

Who's on who Monday, February 16

Monday's talk show guests are...

Kelly and Michael - William H. Macy, Rainn Wilson (N)
The View - Co-hosts Stacy London & Michelle Williams, Terrence Howard, Louis Gossett Jr. (N)
The Chew - Surprise guests (N)
The Talk - Connie Britton, Shaun White, chef Richard Blais (N)
Wendy - Hot topics (N)
The Real - Vivica A. Fox (N)
Rachael - Terry Crews, Lara Spencer (N)
Ellen - Kristen Bell, Macey Hensley (N)
Meredith Vieira - Vivica A. Fox, Cherf Marcus Samuelsson, Anchor Rocsi Diaz (N)
Queen Latifah - Tim Conway (N) 

Letterman - Steve Carell, Adam Silver, Hundred Waters (N)
Fallon - Edward Norton, Craig Robinson, Chris Brown (N)
Meyers - Angie Harmon, Two Gallants (N)
Kimmel - Benedict Cumberbatch, Stana Katic, AloeBlaccStrett, Chris Soules (N)
Late Late - Guest host Thomas Lennon, Weird Al Yankovic, Natasha Leggero, Maz Jobrani (N)
Watch What Happens Live - Cheri Oteri, Dylan McDermott (N)
Daily Show - Julianne Moore (N)
Conan - Jason Bateman, Andy Cohen, Cold War Kids (R)

Kids are putting us to shame!

So...as most of you know I don't care for children...they are perpetually loud & sticky & I don't have time for either.  Here's the thing...kids on cooking shows aren't like your run of the mill kids, sure they are probably sticky but only because they just made you a meal, otherwise they are like well adjusted adults in small bodies.  Yes, they cry but they are kids so they are supposed to be overly emotional but what they don't do is tear each other down, act immaturely, or behave like "poor sports" and that is why I watch these shows.

Last season I started watching MasterChef Jr. and the kids on that show are amazing...the food they cook is the kind of stuff I see on menus & don't order because it's too complicated.  Now, I'm certainly not much of a cook...I know my way around a chicken breast but I'm not very creative nor do I know what most things are actually called.  It just boggles my mind that a 6 year old even knows how to make sausage let alone kangaroo sausage!  I wouldn't have a clue where to begin, what spices to include, how to grind & case it...it's amazing to watch them do this stuff without recipes or guidance.

Well last night I checked out the first two episodes of Kids Baking Championship & man do those kids know what's up.  I love to bake & it can take me a good couple hours to make 1 thing & they had 2 hours to make 3 things.  In the first episode they made tarts, pies, cheesecakes, cookies, cupcakes & more...I was totally blown away.  In the second they had to make impostor desserts...they made things like sushi, burgers, pizza, etc. out of things like cupcakes, fondant, cookies & so on.  Not only did their dessert have to look like the food they were assigned it actually had to taste good too & they all did such a good job!  

Anyway, we all need to step up our game because let me tell you...I wouldn't know how to make brownies into the right consistency to be able to crumble them up to look like beef nor do I even know what salmon en croute actually is let alone how to make it.  Hopefully my friends kids will be able to teach me a thing or two over the years!!  

SNL 40th Anniversary Special airs tonight

Tonight at 7:00 on FOX it's the series finale of Mulaney, TNT has the NBA Tip-Off and on NBC it's the SNL 40th Red Carpet Live.

Up at 8:00 on ABC it's a special The Bachelor, NBC has the SNL 40th Anniversary Special and on CBS it's a special Undercover Boss.  At 8:30 on TNT it's the NBA All-Star Game.

On ABC at 9:00 it's a special The Bachelor, CBS has the 15th season finale of CSI, HMC has the original telefilm A Gift of Miracles, Disney has the 2nd season premiere of I Didn't Do It, NGC has the 4th season premiere of Wicked Tuna, NGW has the series premiere of Wild Australia and on Food it's the 6th season finale of Worst Cooks in America.

On NGC at 10:00, Ultimate Survival Alaska moves to a new time slot and on ID, Unusual Suspects moves to a new time slot.  At 11:59 on AMC it's the return of Comic Book Men.

Preachers of Detroit premieres tonight

Tonight at 8:00 on Disney it's the original telefilm Bad Hair Day and Oxygen has the special Preachers of Detroit.

Up at 9:00 on TNT it's the BBVA Compass Rising Stars Challenge and at 9:45 it's the series premiere of Penn Zero then at 11:00 on TNT it's Inside the NBA then at 11:30 it's a special Meet the Smiths.

The Slap premieres tonight

Tonight at 8:00 on Bravo it's Neil Patrick Harris on Inside the Actors Studio and NBC has the series premiere of The Slap which I'm happy to see is essentially an 8 part mini-series because while it has a great cast, I personally think it looks so stupid.

Up at 9:00 on Cooking it's the 2nd season finale of Donut Showdown, BBCA has the series finale of Kitchen Nightmares and on Lifetime it's the 4th season finale of Project Runway All Stars.

On Sundance at 10:00 it's the 1st season finale of Babylon and on We it's the 1st season finale of Love Thy Sister.

At 12:01 on Amazon it's the series premiere of Bosch then at 3:01 on Netflix it's the second season premiere of Mako Mermaids.

Who's on who Friday, February 13

Friday's talk show guests are...

Kelly and Michael - Jamie Dornan, Dale Earnhardt Jr., Katie Brown (N)
The View - Tune in (N)
The Chew - Chris Harrison (N)
The Talk - Allison Janney, Robin Tunney, chef Candace Nelson (N)
Wendy - Ricky Martin (N)
The Real - Cynthia Bailey, Peter A. Thomas, Garrick Dixon (N)
Rachael - Steve Harvey (N)
Ellen - Patricia Arquette, Mario Lopez (N)
Meredith Vieira - Marcia Gay Harden, Retta (N)
Queen Latifah - Craziest & funniest moments & outtakes (N)

Letterman - Shakey Graves (N)
Fallon - Tune in (N)
Meyers - Jennifer Lopez, Nick Kroll, Lupe Fiasco (R)
Kimmel - Kerry Washington, Dave Salmoni, Ne-Yo (R)
Late Late - host Wayne Brady, Morena Baccarin (N)

Schitt's Creek premieres tonight

Tonight at 9:00 on NGC it's the 8th season premiere of Alaska State Troopers and Bravo has the 12th season finale of Top Chef.

At 9:30 on A&E it's the 7th season finale of Duck Dynasty then at 10:00 on Ovation it's the 4th season finale of The Art Of, PBS has the time slot premiere of Earth a New Wild and on POP it's the series premiere of Schitt's Creek.

Who's on who Thursday, February 12

Thursday's talk show guests are...

Kelly and Michael - Dakota Johnson, Shaquille O'Neal (N)
The View - Naomi Campbell, Flo Rida (N)
The Chew - Marcia Gay Harden (N)
The Talk - Kunal Nayaar, Diana Madison, chef Dean Sheremet (N)
Wendy - Disney chef (N)
The Real - Jaime King, Lil Rome Diddy (N)
Rachael - Bob Harper (N)
Ellen - Michael Keaton, Rosamund Pike (N)
Meredith Vieira - Lucy Liu, Dennis Haysbert (N)
Queen Latifah - Sheila E., Jane Seymour (N)

Letterman - Brian Williams, Sturgill Simpson (N)
Fallon - Colin Firth, Jack McBrayer, Triumph the Insult Dog, The Weekend (N)
Meyers - Kevin Costner, Portia de Rossi, David Frei (N)
Kimmel - Keira Knightley, Incubus (N)
Late Late - host Wayne Brady, guest unannounced (N)
Watch What Happens Live - William H. Macy, Patricia Arquette (N)
Daily Show - Tune in (R)
Conan - Daniel Radcliffe, Andrea martin, The Flaming Lips & Miley Cyrus (N)

Amish Mafia is back

Tonight at 8:00 on ABC it's the time slot premiere of Fresh off the Boat.  Up at 9:00 on Discovery it's the 4th season premiere of Amish Mafia, TLC has the 3rd season winter finale of Kate Plus 8 and on Velocity it's the 8th season finale of Overhaulin'.  On TLC at 11:00 it's the 1st season finale of My Big Fat Fabulous Life.

Who's on who Wednesday, February 11

Wednesday's talk show guests are...

Kelly and Michael -  Hugh Grant, Terrence Howard (N)
The View - Lucy Liu, Andy Grammer (N)
The Chew - Jacques Torres (N)
The Talk - Taraji P. Henson, Lisa Ingrassia, chef Greg Frey Jr. (N)
Wendy - Magic Johnson (N)
The Real - Kym Whitley (N)
Rachael - Peter Walsh (N)
Ellen - Connie Britton, Kym Douglas, Ryan Xie, Ricky Martin (N)
Meredith Vieira - Patricia Arquette, Bethany Mota, christina Perri (N)
Queen Latifah - Chandra Wilson, Molly Sims (N)

Letterman - Tom Hanks, Bill Belichick (N)
Fallon - Hugh Grant, Charles Barkley, Kyle Kinane (N)
Meyers - William H. Macy, Kenny Smith, The Districts (N)
Kimmel - Sam Smith (N)
Late Late - host Wayne Brady, William Shatner, Judy Smith (N)
Watch What Happens Live - Top Chef winner & runner up (N)
Daily Show - Colin Firth (N)
Conan - Anna Kendrick, Gabrielle Union, Lee Ann Womack (N)

A special Apprentice is on tonight

Tonight at 8:00 on NBC it's a special The Apprentice, then at 9:00 it's a special The Apprentice.

On AMC at 10:00 it's the time slot premiere of Better Call Saul and on TRUtv, Hardcore Pawn moves to a new time slot and then at 11:00, Branson Famous moves to a new time slot.

Who's on who Tuesday, February 10

Tuesday's talk show guests are...

Kelly and Michael - Colin Firth, Patricia Arquette (N)
The View - Marcia Gay Harden, Whitney Thore (N)
The Chew - No guests announced (N)
The Talk - Terry Crews, Kevin Frazier, chef Cat Cora (N)
Wendy - Dr. Phil, Fired Celebrity Apprentice (N)
The Real - Tika Sumpter (N)
Rachael - David Duchovny (N)
Ellen - Anna Kendrick, Sam Smith, Annie Lennox (N)
Meredith Vieira - Bevy Smith (N)
Queen Latifah - Pauley Perrette, Bobby Brown (N)

Letterman - Chris Elliott, Rhiannon Giddens (N)
Fallon - Dakota Johnson, Anthony Anderson, Mark Ronson (N)
Meyers - Sienna Miller, Tracee Ellis Ross, Brian Koppelman (N)
Kimmel - Anna Faris, Jeff Van Gundy, Mark Jackson, Annie Lennox (N)
Late Late - host Wayne Brady, Aisha Tyler, Justin Flom (N)
Watch What Happens Live - Catherine O'Hara, Eugene Levy (N)
Daily Show - David Axlerod (N)
Conan - Terry Crews, Brian Cox, Solomon Georgio (N)

Who's on who Monday, February 9

Monday's talk show guests are...

Kelly and Michael - Samuel L. Jackson, Christina Perri (N)
The View - Ashley Graham, Spike Lee, Victor Rasuk (N)
The Chew - Gina Torres (N)
The Talk - Chi-Lan Lieu, Elvis Duran (N)
Wendy - Patti Stanger (N)
The Real - Kimberly Elise (N)
Rachael - Dr. Oz, Montel Williams (N)
Ellen - Ryan Seacrest, Ed Sheeran (N)
Meredith Vieira - Common, Felicity Jones (N)
Queen Latifah - Jaclyn Smith (N)

Letterman - Steve Carell, Adam Silver (N)
Fallon - Jamie Dornan, Hannah Davis, Sheppard (N)
Meyers - Bobby Moynihan, Eugene Levy, Daniel Levy, The Bots (N)
Kimmel - Bill O'Reilly, Kelly Osbourne, Morris Day & the HAIM (N)
Late Late - host Wayne Brady, Robert Glasper (N)
Watch What Happens Live - Patti Stanger, Jax Taylor (N)
Daily Show - Patricia Arquette (N)
Conan - Timothy Olyphant, Rebecca Frankel, Punch Brothers (N)

Better Call Saul premieres tonight

Tonight at 7:30 on HBO it's the special Game of Thrones: A Day in the Life.  Up at 8:00 on NBC it's a special American Ninja Warrior, BBCA has the EE British Academy Film Awards 2015, CBS has The 57th Annual Grammy Awards, Hallmark has the original telefilm Cloudy with a Chance of Love and on HBO it's the series premiere of The Jinx: The Life and Deaths of Robert Durst.

Up at 9:00 on ESPN it's a special 30 for 30, Spike has the return of Bar Rescue, DA has the series premiere of Ghosts in my House, Oxygen has the return of Snapped and on AMC it's the return of The Walking Dead.

On AMC at 10:00 it's the series premiere of Better Call Saul, Spike has the series premiere of Coaching Bad, History has the series premiere of Legend of the Superstition Mountains and on ID, Unusual Suspects moves to a new time slot.

At 11:00 on HBO it's the 2nd season premiere of Last Week Tonight with John Oliver and at 11:15 on AMC it's the return of Talking Dead.

WWHL: Steve Harvey, Hoda Kotb (N)

Megachurch Murders is on Lifetime tonight

Tonight at 8:00 on Food it's the special Outrageous Chocolate, Lifetime has the original telefilm Megachurch Murder, FOX has the 1st season finale of Red Band Society and on Hallmark it's the original telefilm So You Said Yes.

Up at 10:00 on TNT it's the 2nd season finale of Transporter and on Science it's the series premiere of What Could Possibly Go Wrong?

I Do, I Do, I Do premieres on Hallmark tonight

Today at 3:01 am the 1st season of Ever After High premiered on Netflix.  Up at 7:00 on USA it's the special NFL Characters Unite.

Up at 8:00 on Hallmark it's the original telefilm I Do, I Do, I Do then on Oxygen it's a special Preachers of L.A.

On ID at 9:00, Who the (Bleep) Did I Marry? moves to a new time slot and at 9:30 on CW it's the 4th season finale of Masters of Illusion.  At 10:00 on ID it's the series premiere of Sex Sent me to the Slammer and on Comedy at 11:59 it's the special Matt Braunger: Big, Dumb Animal.

Lance Loves Michael: The Lance Bass Wedding, tonight

Tonight at 8:00 on E! it's the special Lance Loves Michael: The Lance Bass Wedding.  At 9:00 on NBC it's the time slot premiere of The Blacklist and GAC has the series premiere of A Very Barry Branson.

Up at 10:00 on NBC it's the series premiere of Allegiance and at 11:00 on MTV it's the series premiere of Broke A$$ Game Show.

Who's on who Friday, February 6

Friday's talk show guests are...

Kelly and Michael - Seth Meyers, Adam Savage, Jamie Hyneman (N)
The View - Co-host Cristela Alonzo, Kim Cattral, Rosie O'Donnell, Martha Stewart, Judy & Dennis Shepard (N)
The Chew - No guests announced (N)
The Talk - LL Cool J, Sara Gilbert's baby shower (N)
Wendy - Heather McDonald, Don Lemon (N)
The Real - Romeo Miller, Angela Yee (N)
Rachael - Dr. Phil McGraw (N)
Ellen - Jessica Alba, LL Cool J, Terry Crews (N)
Meredith Vieira - Jeff Bridges, Stacy London (N)
Queen Latifah - Christina Milian, Tim Snell, Adewale Akinnuoye-Agbaje (N)

Letterman - Sienna Miller, Andy Kindler, Bob Mould (N)
Fallon - Jennifer Lopez, Anthony Mackie, Iliza Shlesinger (R)
Meyers - John Oliver, Mike & Mike, Kid Ink, Elle Varner (N)
Kimmel - Channing Tatum, J.J. Watt, ZZ Topp (R)
Late Late - John Mayer, Ed Sheeran, Stephen Merchant, Jillian Bell (N)

Fresh off the Boat premieres tonight on ABC

Tonight at 8:00 on We it's the series premiere of Match Made in Heaven and VH1 moves Mob Wives to a new time slot.  At 8:30 on ABC it's the series premiere of Fresh off the Boat then at 9:00 on PBS it's the series premiere of Earth a New Wild and VH1 moved Hindsight to its new time slot.

At 9:30 on Food it's the 9th season premiere of Mystery Diners at 9:31 on ABC it's a special Fresh off the Boat then at 10:00 it's the return of Nashville and NBCSN has the 4th season finale of NFL Turning Point.  Up at 10:30 on TV Land it's the 4th season winter finale of The Exes.

Who's on who Thursday, February 5

Thursday's talk show guests are...

Kelly and Michael - Ryan Reynolds, Bob Odenkirk (N)
The View - Co-host Cristela Alonzo, guest TBD (N)
The Chew - Geena Davis (N)
The Talk - Fifth Harmony (N)
Wendy - Johnny Wright (N)
The Real - Guillermo Diaz (N)
Rachael - Tony Goldwyn (N)
Ellen - Scott Foley (N)
Meredith Vieira - Lance Bass, Michael Turchin, Jason Lee, Tamron Hall (N)
Queen Latifah - Alyssa Milano (N)

Letterman - Martin Short, Bettye Lavette (N)
Fallon - Will Smith, Rosamund Pike, Jack White (N)
Meyers - Lauren Graham, Rainn Wilson, Brian Michael Bendis (N)
Kimmel - Magic Johnson (N)
Late Late - Guest host John Mayer, Bob Weir (N)
Watch What Happens Live - Zachary Quinto (N)
Daily Show - Bob Odenkirk (N)
Conan - Jeff Bridges, Lily Collins, Slash, Myles Kennedy & The Conspirators (N)