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Monday, January 31, 2011

Real Housewives of Atlanta finale

After the SAG Awards I tuned in for the season finale of Real Housewives of Atlanta & it was a good one...not as good as I hoped but good all the same.  Now let's discuss this for a minute ok?
"Miss Lawrence" has an amazing voice & is a great performer but this "miss" thing has to go.  You all know that I fully support all of the gays but a man in heels & regular clothes just looks completely idiotic.  You have to go all or nothing, either be a man, be a woman, or be a drag queen but don't half ass it by putting on makeup & heels with your jeans & t-shirt because that's a hot mess & no gay men wants to look like a hot mess!

Now on to the important part, Cynthia's wedding (I loved her unconventional dress)...which almost didn't happen because her sister & mother are assholes.  Yes that's right, assholes.  I know as well as the next guy that your family & friends don't always make the best choices but if the choice isn't affecting their health you have to let them make it & Cynthia's mom & sister were actually holding her marriage certificate hostage because Cynthia was making a mistake. Well, that's what divorce is for.  I mean come on, if she wants to get married to this guy & it's an hour before the ceremony it's a little late to try to stop the wedding isn't it?  Now I know they were on a budget but the thing is that the budget didn't show up until a week before the wedding when they closed the restaurant but certainly by that time most everything would have already had to have been paid for.  I don't know a single venue, florist, caterer that wouldn't require that all monies be paid before the day of the wedding, shit usually has to be paid at least 30 days out.  So, where were the flowers?  I'm sure they had already been made & at least had a deposit paid so some of the flowers should have been there.  Where was the music?  The entire ceremony was quiet & that's just ridiculous...didn't someone have an iPod to play music through? 

Kim brought her own wine to the wedding, really?  She honestly thought it would be kept for her too & oops, it wasn't.  That is so freaking tacky, I would only bring alcohol if they weren't serving any.  You know what else was tacky?  Her tits & the fact that every single person who saw her reached right out & pulled up her dress to cover her nips!  Kim also acted like she had no clue what Kandi was talking about when she talked to her about saying something to Kandi's manager about getting paid.  Kim is a train wreck but I'm happy she has found a man who thinks she amazing because that's impossible to do for a normal girl like me let alone a one hit wonder single mother of 2 who looks 10 years older than she is!

Now there's really not much to say about Phaedra or Nene & Sheree needs more acting classes, she's an overactor.  She auditions for movies the way someone would a play, and they are 2 totally different mediums but I still can't figure out why the hell they gave her the part...I guess nobody else tried out?  Well, tune in on Feb 13th for the first part of the reunion show & I'm sure it will be a good one as always & then if you need a Nene fix you can watch her on Celebrity Apprentice!!

I wonder waht happened to Deshawn?  She was so nice I'm not surprised she left after the first season.
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