The Hills & The City

So last night was the premiere of the new seasons of The Hills & The City & I of course tuned in.  So on The Hills everyone went to Miami for the Super Bowl...the guys & the girls except they didn't go to the game, just all of the parties.  Kristin is still all BFF with that Stacie girl which I still don't understand, Stephanie Pratt is on her second DUI & is hitting up AA meetings.  Not sure if she was drinking in Miami or not because they never really showed her so I'd assume that yes she was.  Now, Kristin had a major party weekend while the other girls only tore it up one night.  The first night Kristin said she got in around 5 am (the other girls were appalled by this) and the next night she got in before the sun came up but the girls were afraid she was on drugs because of this.  Judging by her appearance, attitude, and cocktail of choice (something with orange juice) I'd say she was on ecstasy all weekend, not cocaine.  

Brody was hitting on Audrina who was flirting back but claiming she wasn't interested so that makes her a big old tease.  Lo was responsible Lo as always & personally I thought she was a bit pushy with Kristin.  

While all of this was going on Heidi & Holly were in Colorado visiting the family.  I don't know how in the hell anyone could live where they do, I'm really curious as to how much time they spend doing snow removal.  Anyway, Heidi's mom basically told her she was ugly now and couldn't believe how much work she had done & then during dinner she proceeded to make fun of her through most of it because of her face which looks 10 times worse than it used to not to mention she looks much older & her face looks fatter now with that wide jaw.  Due to her jaw she couldn't hardly chew at dinner which I'm sure she was aware of yet she ordered a burger so not only is she obnoxious she's also stupid.  She honestly blamed L.A. for her changes to her appearance as well.  That bitch is crazy!  It looks like Spencer is flying off the handle on this season & Audrina (as we all know) will be hooking up with Ryan Cabrerra & Kristin is getting back on the Brody path.

On to The City.  Whitney had her first show & who knew that she can't sew?  She was having her clothing made my 2 cute Asian women in a factory & I thought that was strange but found out that a lot of designers can't sew which means...I'm now a designer!  No, seriously, her line was pretty but not really my style as it incorporated a lot of lace and frilly shit & I can't dress like that day to day.  The only hang up she had in the show was Roxy...surprise!  That stupid girl couldn't find the next model in line so instead of sending out the next one she just started screaming for the missing girl & there was like a 30 second lull in the procession of the models.  The show went well & Kelly was very proud of Whitney...so proud that she cried & she didn't go outside!  I have to say that my favorite person from The City is Kelly, not Whitney so if Kelly leaves the show I'm out.  This season looks pretty interesting where Olivia is concerned, she's a bitch still & her & Erin agreed to a truce last night but I don't think it will last.
 

The Hills final season premieres tonight

Ok ladies & gays, the final season of The Hills premieres tonight at 10 PM on MTV.  I will admit that I have watched this show from day one but I'm very happy it's ending...once Kristin came on the show went even more downhill than it was already headed.  Lauren was always a voice of reason & now there no longer is one on the show.  It's just a bunch of sluts, douche bags, and Lo hanging out & fighting all the time & that is NOT entertaining.  

I'm very much looking forward to the episode where Heidi's mom Darlene basically tells her that she looks like shit since she's had her surgery done.  I also can't wait to see her attempt to maneuver around LA with new her big fake ass hills on her chest, isn't she top heavy?  I wonder how much more difficult it is to walk on her 5 inch stilettos with those humongous jugs!  Look at the photo of her below...I wonder if she is aware that one side of her face is about 1/2 and inch lower than the other side?

Oh and The City is back for season 3 at 10:30 also on MTV and honestly...the only reason I watch this show is Kelly Cutrone & I really hope that Whitney's stupid friend/actually an actress isn't on this season.  It's not necessary for Whitney to have a roommate on the show so she just needs to be eliminated.  I like Whitney and all but she allows the people around her to influence her poorly & that's not the best quality to have.
 

MTV Finales!

Ok so you are all likely fully aware that The Hills & The City are major guilty pleasures for me & the season finale of both were on Tuesday night & we need to discuss them.

The Hills:  Ok, first of all I need to ask if you guys thought that Heidi had even more work done?  I know she changed her hair as it was more yellow when it's usually white but something about her face wasn't right.  Aside from her face not being right I can say for certain that she isn't right...how dumb do you have to be to try to trick your husband into having a baby?  What's the big effen hurry?  My question to Spencer is that if she was behaving that way why didn't you leave her?  I'm sorry but there is no way in hell I would stay with someone who is that sneaky & conniving that they would be attempting to "hijack sperm" as he put it.  I also think she's a freaking idiot for marrying him in the first place when he obviously didn't want kids!  People don't just get married & then suddenly want children, usually they either want them or they don't & sure there are those who say "sure some day just not now" which is where Spencer finally landed but personally I think it's just to appease her for now.  The next time the subject comes back up I'd be very curious to see what's discussed then & see if Spencer does actually say "let's do it".  My final remark on these 2 is Enzo...he was much cuter when he called Spencer "Spender" and now, he's just a kid.

Kristin is an idiot & so is Audrina oh & so is Brody...personally I'm sure he'll go back to plastic Jayde one more time & she'll get knocked up & he'll be screwed.  Obviously it would be best if Kristin & Brody got back together as they seem good for each other but then there wouldn't be any drama which is the purpose that Justin Bobby serves.  When Audrina said "I'm going to meet him to say what I want finally" I thought; send the bastard an email, why dignify the situation with face time?  Not to mention that he still got the last word!

Last can I say, why is Lo still on the show?  She was in like 2 episodes...so pointless.

The City:  Look, I know she's a mean rude, honest, evil bitch but I love Kelly Cutrone!  I love how rude she is to Roxy & I hope that Roxy is gone next season because I don't like her.  I thought that Whitney's clothes were awful & I'm not kidding, the only thing she showed that I would wear was the little white jacket.  I really doubt that Whitney's line will take off, it looks cheap & is really outdated...it doesn't seem like she's doing a nod to the 90's it seems like she's trying to recreate them & we don't need that!

With the Erin/Olivia mess I of course side with Erin because I like her & Olivia is just a wanna be socialite with no skills & a bad attitude.  When your boss tells you that you got the wrong sizes & you didn't get enough you shouldn't tell them that's the best you can do & leave for the day!  She has acted like she knows better than Erin from the get go so I hope they are able to figure that mess out because realistically I'd like to see Olivia vanish from the show altogether.

Shenanigans!

So I was watching Brothers & Sisters today & noticed that there was a girl on there who looked very familiar & then I realized it was Roxy from The City so I get on IMDB & there she is.  She's been on 6 episodes since 2007 & is the daughter of Ken Olin & Patricia Wettig (also on Bros & Sis) but my point here is, if she's on a drama series why the hell is she on a "reality" series & "working" for Kelly Cutrone?  More importantly, why the hell would she need t stay with Whitney?  Oh that's right, because it makes for better TV & that's what all these "reality" shows are about.  I'm sorry, I'm a fan of the show but I'm effing calling shenanigans because nothing was ever mentioned about her being an actress at all & obviously she is, she was doing that before she got a desk job at People's Revolution!  Ugh, I'm so annoyed right now...if you want to see for yourself then click here.
photo courtesy of imdb.com

The Hills of The City

OMG so I think The Hills is cooking up to be a good season & here's my thoughts on last night's episode.  I don't like kids but Speidi's neighbor is really cute & I'd hang out with him though for once I agree with Spencer "Douchebag" Pratt in the fact that they don't need to be having a kid any time soon.  Stephanie is orange & looks like an oompa loompa.  Audrina is dumb.  Lo does a really good job of playing both sides. Justin Bobby is gross & always looks dirty.  Kristin is a total bitch & I love it & am looking forward to her being treated poorly by JB next week.  Also, Jayde has to go, she is way to fake for me & by fake I don't mean her personality, I mean her face!  I also need to ask, how in the hell are Kristin & Stacie BFF's?

And for The City it's slowly heating up but still not that exciting.  Roxy is like a mini Kelly & obviously her idea was good but as Whitney said she should have run it by Kelly first.  I enjoyed the fact that Kelly went over all the good & bad info about the shoot in front of everyone, that was fun.  For someone who works in fashion & is designing their own line Whitney's style has gone down the shitter...what was with that red dress & bike short deal she had on at the shoot?  It was totally a Donna Martin 90210 circa 92 getup & not cool at all.  It looks like Whitney is going to step all over Kelly's toes after taking some advice from Roxy next week & that should be exciting.  I totally loved Olivia making the deal for the fake bags, it was like watching a drug deal go down but that girl really needs to watch her mouth.  I agree with Erin that Olivia is useless & the fact that Erin's boss said he thought she did a good job, well that always happens...they only see a portion of a job done & rarely see the whole process which is what reveals the lack of capability.  She was asked to pick up tons of bags & accessories & she only brought back 4 accessories, are you kidding?  You are in NY sister, there are knock off accessories everywhere!!!

Whitney is too damn nice!

Ok so on the season premiere of The City we got to meet the new girl Roxy, this girl is like a mini Kelly Cutrone who needs to learn a lot still.  Whitney of course is too nice & told her friend Roxy that she can crash on her couch which is a really bad idea.  Whitney just got a new apartment that is tiny but has a rooftop patio & is cute & very New York which means small...her older apartment was bigger but it was also brand new & this one in the East Village has more character.  So anyway, Whitney agrees to have a party with about 10 people when Roxy invites tons of folks over & Whitney comes home to find a house full of people & then the cops come so Roxy throws everyone out.  Roxy is going to be working with Whitney at People's Revolution so that Whitney can have more time to design & work on her line with full support from Kelly.  Oh, Olivia has finally met her match, and I hope she gets fired!  She's so not as qualified as she seems to think she is & I am going to enjoy watching her unravel...if she makes it I'll be very surprised!
photo courtesy MTV & ps I hate ankle boots with anything other than pants!