The Hills & The City

So last night was the premiere of the new seasons of The Hills & The City & I of course tuned in.  So on The Hills everyone went to Miami for the Super Bowl...the guys & the girls except they didn't go to the game, just all of the parties.  Kristin is still all BFF with that Stacie girl which I still don't understand, Stephanie Pratt is on her second DUI & is hitting up AA meetings.  Not sure if she was drinking in Miami or not because they never really showed her so I'd assume that yes she was.  Now, Kristin had a major party weekend while the other girls only tore it up one night.  The first night Kristin said she got in around 5 am (the other girls were appalled by this) and the next night she got in before the sun came up but the girls were afraid she was on drugs because of this.  Judging by her appearance, attitude, and cocktail of choice (something with orange juice) I'd say she was on ecstasy all weekend, not cocaine.  

Brody was hitting on Audrina who was flirting back but claiming she wasn't interested so that makes her a big old tease.  Lo was responsible Lo as always & personally I thought she was a bit pushy with Kristin.  

While all of this was going on Heidi & Holly were in Colorado visiting the family.  I don't know how in the hell anyone could live where they do, I'm really curious as to how much time they spend doing snow removal.  Anyway, Heidi's mom basically told her she was ugly now and couldn't believe how much work she had done & then during dinner she proceeded to make fun of her through most of it because of her face which looks 10 times worse than it used to not to mention she looks much older & her face looks fatter now with that wide jaw.  Due to her jaw she couldn't hardly chew at dinner which I'm sure she was aware of yet she ordered a burger so not only is she obnoxious she's also stupid.  She honestly blamed L.A. for her changes to her appearance as well.  That bitch is crazy!  It looks like Spencer is flying off the handle on this season & Audrina (as we all know) will be hooking up with Ryan Cabrerra & Kristin is getting back on the Brody path.

On to The City.  Whitney had her first show & who knew that she can't sew?  She was having her clothing made my 2 cute Asian women in a factory & I thought that was strange but found out that a lot of designers can't sew which means...I'm now a designer!  No, seriously, her line was pretty but not really my style as it incorporated a lot of lace and frilly shit & I can't dress like that day to day.  The only hang up she had in the show was Roxy...surprise!  That stupid girl couldn't find the next model in line so instead of sending out the next one she just started screaming for the missing girl & there was like a 30 second lull in the procession of the models.  The show went well & Kelly was very proud of Whitney...so proud that she cried & she didn't go outside!  I have to say that my favorite person from The City is Kelly, not Whitney so if Kelly leaves the show I'm out.  This season looks pretty interesting where Olivia is concerned, she's a bitch still & her & Erin agreed to a truce last night but I don't think it will last.