The MTV Movie Awards are on tonight

On NGC at 8:00 it's the series premiere of The '80s, on MTV it's a special presentation of Buck Wild, CMT has a special Dog and Beth: On the Hunt, Discovery has the series premiere of Naked Castaway, ABC has a special presentation of Once Upon a Time, on Bravo it's the Real Housewives of Atlanta reunion part 2 and on BET it's the time slot premiere of The Sheards.

Up at 8:30 on MTV it's the 2013 Movie Awards preshow, followed by the awards show at 9:00 hosted by Rebel Wilson.  Comedy has the one hour special Gabriel Iglesias: Aloha Fluffy part 2, on NBC The Apprentice moves to a new time slot & on Showtime it's the 5th season premiere of Nurse Jackie.

At 10:00 on Spike it's the 3rd season spring finale of Bar Rescue, Showtime has the 3rd season premiere of The Borgias, BIO airs the 1st season finale of Look Who's Stalking, on AMC, Mad Men moves to its regular time slot, Discovery has the 1st season finale of Naked Castaway, OWN has the 7 Little Johnstons special, Food has the 6th season premiere of Restaurant: Impossible and on HBO it's the 2nd season premiere of Veep.  Up at 11:00 on MTV it's The Show with Vinny special.

WWHL guests are Iyanla Vanzant and Julie Benz.

It's the Joan & Melissa season finale tonight...already!

Tonight at 8:00 on ABC it's the two hour series premiere of Bet on Your Baby, on Ovation it's the original telefilm Doors Open, Reelz has the finale of the original mini-series Eve of Destruction, on NBC it's a new episode of Smash at a special time and on Lifetime it's the original telefilm Stalkers.

On OWN at 9:00 it's the ninety minute 2nd season premiere of Iyanla, Fix My Life, on We it's the 3rd season finale of Joan & Melissa, ID has the series premiere of Murder in Paradise, on TV One it's the special R&B Divas and on FX it's the three hour 17th season finale of The Ultimate Fighter.

Auction Hunters has the 4th season spring finale at 9:30 on Spike TV and at 10:00 on HBO it's the special Louis C.K.: Oh my God and on DA it's the 2nd season premiere of Hillbilly Blood.

The series premiere of Life with La Toya is on OWN at 10:30, on Spike it's the 2nd season finale of Savage Family Diggers and then at 11:00 on DIY it's the 2nd season finale of The Bronson Pinchot Project.

SNL tonight has Vince Vaughn as the host & Miguel as the musical guest.

Mad Men premiere...let's discuss

Spoilers ahead!!  Mad Men never fails to shake us in the very last moments of the season premiere! I never saw that coming with Don banging the neighbor woman, not even for a second. Given his past I suppose I probably should but seeing him in Hawaii with Megan things seemed really good with them. Speaking of Hawaii it cracks me up that even when Don woke up in the middle of the night to go down to the bar he was still in a suit coat.  Now, with Megan...it's probably very hard for Don that she's working full time on a soap which is probably why he's cheating on her...we all know that he can't handle not being the center of attention.  I wouldn't be disappointed if they ended...she bugs me, her teeth & the way she talks because of those teeth really bugs the crap out of me.

Circling back to the neighbors I thought it was pretty amusing and alarming to see a doctor partying all night for New Years Eve and then jumping on skis to go save someone's life. If I'm not mistaken he is a heart surgeon and that's what freaked me out most.

Now on to Betty I was surprised to see that she is still fat Betty... It's clear that time has passed Sally is older the boys are older and I just figured that Betty would be thin again by now. The bit with her chasing after Sally's friend to that run down crack house was kind of stupid if you ask me but I'm sure it will somehow circle back.

Now let's move to Roger...when his assistant came into the office & said she had terrible news I assumed that Burt was dead. Obviously I was happy to find out that he wasn't though I felt bad that Rogers mom had passed. Later when Roger broke down after he heard that the shoeshine guy had died it broke my heart.

Roger of course brings us to Joan and her tits looked ridiculous & like torpedoes in that purple suit!!

Now on to my girl Peggy...she's totally going to have an affair with her boss Ted.  When she was working on NYE & was on the phone with Stan who was also working & he was listening to her conversation with Ted he could hear it just with the way Ted was talking to her.  I felt bad that all of the "little people" were working on New Years Eve...that sucks!!

I can't wait to see what this season has in store for us as it proceeds.

Cable movie premieres for the weekend of April 12

Friday at 8:00 on TMC it's The Samaritan, on HBO at 8:30 it's The Hurricane.

Saturday at 8:30 on HBO it's The Campaign, on TMC at 9:00 it's The Woman in Black, at 10:00 on SHO it's Hick, on HBO it's Louis C.K.: Oh My God, and at 10:30 on MAX it's American Reunion.

The Spartacus series finale is tonight

At 8:00 on Reelz it's the original mini-series premiere of Eve of Destruction (part 1 of 2) and on ID it's a special presentation of Evil Twins and on Animal Planet it's the series premiere of Swamp'd.

Starz has the series finale of Spartacus and on Nicktoons it's the series premiere of Yu-gi-oh! Zexal and then at 10:00 on Starz it's the series premiere of Da Vinci's Demons, ID has the 2nd season premiere of Dates From Hell and TLC has the 1st season finale of Something Borrowed, Something New.

Who's on who Friday, April 12

Friday's talk show guests are...


Kelly and Michael - David Hyde Pierce, Josh Dallas, Avery Molek (N)
Ellen - Heidi Klum, Michael Weatherly (N)
The View - Co-host Patrick Duffy, Harrison Ford, Chadwick Boseman (N)
The Chew - Gwyneth Paltrow (N)
The Talk - Debbie Reynolds, Iyanla Vanzant (N)
Wendy - Melania Trump (N)
Anderson - Snooki, Vivica A. Fox, Cyndi Lauper, Lisa Rinna (N)
Katie - Edie Falco, La Toya Jackson (N)
Rachael Ray - Jerome Bettis (N)

Letterman - Donald Trump, Gary Gulman, Wavves (R)
Leno - Adam Levine, Cyndi Lauper, The Airborne Toxic Event (N)
Fallon - Tom Cruise, Jordana Brewster, Shuggie Otis (N)
Kimmel - Patrick Dempsey, Elisabeth Moss, Seth Sentry (R)
Ferguson - Jason Biggs, Keke Palmer (N)

The season finale of Go On is tonight

On Cartoon at 8:00 it's the 1st season finale of Incredible Crew and on Smith it's the 1st season finale of LA Frock Stars.

On Lifetime at 9:00 it's a new two hour episode of Project Runway and at 9:31 on NBC it's the 1st season finale of Go On.

10:00 on FX brings the 4th season finale of Archer, History has the series premiere of Chasing Tail, Health airs the 1st season finale of Funeral Boss, BBCA has the 13th season premiere of The Graham Norton Show, A&E has the series premiere of The Killer Speaks, on USA it's the time slot premiere of The Moment and on Animal Planet, Swamp Wars returns from hiatus.

At 10:30 on FX it's the 1st season finale of Legit.

Who's on who Thursday, April 11

Thursday's talk show guests are...


Kelly and Michael - Kurt Warner, Demi Lovato (N)
Ellen - Julia Louis-Dreyfus, Paula Patton, The Band Perry (N)
Jeff Probst - Deadliest Catch & Undercover Boss, Tony Wells (N)
The View - T.R. Knight, Ricky Jay (N)
The Chew - No guests (N)
The Talk - Linda Grey, Ingrid Hoffmann (N)
Wendy - Nikki Boyer, Tami Roman, Drea de Matteo (N)
Anderson - Co-host Tatyana Ali, Shorty Rossi (R)
Katie - Deborah Tillman, Daymond John, Megan Hilty (N)
Rachael Ray - Nate Berkus (N)

Letterman - Alec Baldwin, Emmylou Harris & Rodney Crowell (R)
Leno - LL Cool J, Andy Cohen, Tegan & Sara (N)
Fallon - Vince Vaughn, Amy Schumer, Joshua Topolsky, Major Lazer (N)
Kimmel - Tom Cruise, Ke$ha, Paramore (N)
Ferguson - Carl Reiner, Anna Chlumsky (N)
Watch What Happens Live - Off this week
Daily Show - Edie Falco (N)
Colbert Report - Cass Sunstein (N)
Conan - Charlie Sheen, Tony Hale, Dropkick Murphys (N)
Chelsea - Avril Lavigne (N)

Toy Hunter season premiere is tonight

Tonight at 8:00 on EPIX it's the special Charles Bradley: Soul of America.  At 9:00 on TLC it's the 4th season finale of Hoarding: Buried Alive, BBCA has the 1st season finale of The Spies of Warsaw, Travel has the 2nd season premiere of Toy Hunter and on NGW it's the 3rd season premiere of World's Weirdest.

On SyFy at 10:00 it's the series premiere of Deep South Paranormal and then at 11:00 on DIY it's the 3rd season premiere of I Want That.

I messed up my post for today, tonight is the premiere of The Kandi Factory

I apologize y'all...I posted the wrong shows for today so here is what is/was really on tonight so if you missed something be sure to catch a rerun or watch your shows On Demand.

At 8:00 on Discovery it's a special Deadliest Catch, on Oxygen it's the series premiere of Find Me My Man, MTV has the original telefilm Ladies Man and on Bravo it's the 6th season finale of The Millionaire Matchmaker.  At 9:01 it's the series premiere of Ready for Love on NBC.

On History at 10:00 American Restoration moves to a new time slot, Bravo has the series premiere of The Kandi Factory and on Logo it's a special What? I'm a Stripper.  On TBS at 10:30 it's the 4th season finale of Cougar Town and at 11:00 on MTV2 it's the 4th season premiere of Nitro Circus Live.