Alaska...love it or suck it!

Can I just start by saying how much I loved last nights episode!  When Kathy called up Levi Johnston to let him know that they were coming to Alaska I knew it would be good but not so good that I was laughing out loud...by myself.  So basically Kathy was doing a stand-up show in Anchorage so she decided to cruise through Wusilla to party with Levi, her "boyfriend".  We got to see where Levi lives & meet his mostly mute roommate who acted very homophobic when Kathy asked him if he saw the Playgirl.  That leads me to believe that yes he saw it, I mean come on...if your friend was in a porn mag like you wouldn't check it out?  I had a friend in one once & I bought a copy & I still have it!

Well after that Kathy decided to go ice fishing with Levi & his buddies & she actually used one of those giant ice drills to get the hole dug (with Levi's assistance of course) and that was hilarious because she was afraid she would cut her own leg off.  She said the fishing was actually fun & quite relaxing & she could do it all day but she had to leave to go to a book signing.  She took Levi with her to Border's for the signing so he could sign his Playgirl but the store wouldn't let him.  Have no fear though, the gays had the magazine stuffed in their sleeves & Levi was able to sign a decent amount of them without getting caught.

Aside from the book signing Kathy visited the local museum & got her mom a Sarah Palin t-shirt as well as one for her maid to clean with.  There were a million other hysterical moments in this episode including the hunt to find Tiffany a man so I highly suggest you tune in & check it out on a rerun if you haven't seen it already.
 

It's a big night for FX

Tonight you need to tune in to FX at 10 PM for the season premiere of Rescue Me & then following that at 11 is the series premiere of Louie...the new comedy series by master of funny, Louis C.K.
 

New Big Brother!!

Coming up next week on Thursday July 8th at 8 PM is the premiere of the new season of Big Brother!  My mom got me hooked on this show & I'm now a bit of a junkie.  I just hope this season has someone as yummy as Jeff to stare at or I may get a little bored.  This is now the 12th season of this show & I didn't start watching faithfully until a few seasons ago maybe like season 8 or 9 so I often feel left out when they do games & have trivia going back to season one but I'm not the one who trying to win a bunch of money so I guess it doesn't matter.  I am happy though that in a couple weeks I have to add Showtime back so I can watch Weeds & Showtime 2 shows "Big Brother After Dark" from midnight to 3 am so I like to DVR that and skim it to see if anything good happened over night.
 

ABC Family premiere night!

Tonight on ABC Family we have the series premiere of Huge based on the book by Sasha Paley and starring Nikki Blonsky from Hairspray (the movie version of the musical based on the good movie).  Anyway, that's on at 9 PM and then at 10 PM is the season premiere of Make It Or Break It.  This is a TV show based on a movie...is anything original anymore?  Anyway, happy viewing people!!
 

HBO Sunday grows!

Woot, Sunday TV is back in full force!  Tune in to HBO at 9 of course for True Blood but don't change the channel after that's over because your favorite gigolo & prick talent agent are both back in the new seasons of Hung at 10 and Entourage at 10:30!! 
 

Bethenny Getting Married?

I'm definitely watching the premiere season of Bethenny Getting Married? on Bravo! and I'm sure you aren't surprised by that one bit.  She is probably one of my favorite housewives out of all of the casts so I was very happy to see her get her own show.  Now that it's her show I have to say that I like Jason and I really didn't when I saw him on Housewives, he just seemed like an arrogant douche but I think that was because he was on so minimally it was hard to really see what he was like.

From season to season I always identified with Bethenny because like me she was guarded, set in her ways, open, honest, funny, perpetually single, and surrounded by couples everywhere she looked.  Now that she is successful & pregnant & married I don't identify with her anymore aside from the honest & funny.  Now that I see why she is guarded given her shitty upbringing I don't identify with that anymore either but I still adore her so much.  Seeing her with Jason made me realize that sooner or later I will find someone but I'll skip the whole baby part...that is not for me at all.  Anyway, this weeks episode stressed me out looking at how stressed out she was...who in the hell takes on that much when they are pregnant?  Who in the hell takes on that much when they aren't?

The wedding planner guy is kind of annoying but he's also pretty funny when he shows just how terrified of Bethenny he really is.  The whole cake thing next week looks intense but I totally get where the planner guy is coming from because Bethenny is too busy to plan a wedding & it's going down like tomorrow so she has to relinquish some of the details to him.  My favorite part of last nights episode was the book signing at Costco & the 3 people that showed up.  Watching them shopping at Costco was like watching myself!  Is there a Costco in Manhattan?  You can't buy anything from there if you are on foot!

Jason in the "Bride to Be" sash the morning after the bachelor/ette party was a trip. Watching her eat ribs at the party & hearing her talk about eating burgers the next morning makes me jealous that she's so thin!  I know she primarily eats healthy but they rarely show that on any of her shows.  I can't wait to see the actual wedding & I'm so excited that she got the venue she wanted!
 

2 Shows tonight

Tonight at 9 PM we have the premiere of the series Rookie Blue on ABC and then up at 10 PM is the season premiere of Futurama on Comedy Central.
 

Eric, Bill or the new guy?

Screw this Edward or Jacob crap...I mean really, like there's even a challenge on that one!  Edward is fangless & fugs & the dude can't act very well not to mention his crazy eyes that always look "intense".  Now, Jacob is one fine looking young man with those freaking abs & the rest of his body...damn.  Personally I think that the kid who plays him is gay & I'm not actually a Twilight fan but I'm definitely a huge fan of a young hot guy with a banging body.  Oh right, this post had a purpose...who's your favorite vampire that actually has fangs?  Cast your vote on the poll at the top of the page.

 

Oh Sookie

If you didn't get the chance to see it here is Snoop Dogg's video for his True Blood dedication to Sookie who he would really like to get with.  I just love all of the Sookie's dancing in the background & seeing his pimp ass ride parked outside of Merlott's is freaking hysterical.  Enjoy.

 

TNT Premieres

Tonight we have 2 shows premiering on TNT.  First up at 9 PM is the return of HawthoRNe starring Jada Pinkett Smith.  I didn't watch the first season of this show and won't likely watch this season either but according to the TNT site this is what the show is about "HAWTHORNE is told from the point of view of nurses as they struggle against the odds to deliver the best care possible."  Sounds pretty decent to me & if it's the second season it couldn't be all bad right?  

After that at 10 PM we have the series premiere of Memphis Beat starring Jason Lee (best known as Earl) as a blues loving detective in Memphis.  The TNT describes it as "Memphis Beat centers on Dwight Hendricks (Jason Lee), a quirky Memphis police detective with an intimate connection to the city, a passion for blues music and a close relationship with his mother. He is "the keeper of Memphis," a Southern gentleman who is protective of his fellow citizens, reverential of the city's history and deeply rooted in its blues music scene."  I might have to check this one out as I'm a fan of Memphis & a fan of Jason Lee.