I Heart Nick Carter premieres tonight

Tonight at 8:00 on VH1 it's Couples Therapy reunion part 2, Discovery has the special Hustling the House, FOX has the two hour 13th season premiere of Hell's Kitchen, Food has the 5th season finale of Restaurant Stakeout and on FYI it's the 1st season finale of Rowhouse Showdown.  At 8:30 on Showtime it's the special All Access: Mayweather v. Maidana 2 #3.

Up at 9:00 o CBS, NBC, ABC & FOX it's the Presidential Address, VH1 has the 5th season premiere of Couples Therapy, Discovery has the special Casino Secrets & on OWN it's the 1st season finale of Love thy Neighbor.  At 9:15 on NBC it's a special America's Got Talent & CBS Sports has the special Under the Lights.

On TruTV at 9:30 it's the 4th season premiere of South Beach Tow.  At 10:00 on Discovery it's the special Poker Underground, USA has the 2nd season finale of Graceland, AHC brings the 1st season finale of Hardcore Heroes, VH1 offers the series premiere of I Heart Nick Carter, NBCSN has the 4th season premiere of NFL Turning Point and on FS1 it's the two hour 20th season premiere of The Ultimate Fighter.

At 10:14 on CBS it's a special Extant at 10:16 on NBC it's the 1st season finale of Taxi Brooklyn and at 11:00 on Discovery it's the special Cheating Vegas.

The League is back tonight

Tonight at 8:00 on FOX it's the 10th season finale of So You Think You Can Dance.  Up at 9:00 on History it's the 6th season finale of American Pickers, VH1 has the Couples Therapy reunion part 1, Animal Planet has the series premiere of Fool's Gold, NBCSN has the 2nd season finale of Shark Hunters, ID has the 2nd season premiere of Surviving Evil and on Nicktoons, Wild Grinders is back.

Up at 9:30 on Nicktoons, NFL Rush Zone is back, at 10:00 on History it's the 6th season finale of American Restoration, ID has the series premiere of Dead on Arrival, FXX has the 6th season premiere of The League and on Esquire it's the series premiere of My Friends Call me Johnny.

On FXX at 10:30 it's the 2nd season premiere of Ali G.  On NBCSN at 11:00 it's the 1st season finale of Fish Mavericks and VH1 has the 1st season finale of Make or Break: The Linda Perry Project.

Couples Therapy, season finale tonight

Tonight at 8:00 on ABC it's the return of Once Upon a Time in Wonderland.  At 9:00 on VH1 it's the 4th season finale of Couples Therapy, ID has the 2nd season finale of Frenemies, on FX it's the series premiere of Saint George & on USA it's the return of Suits.

Up at 10:00 on Food it's the time slot premiere of Beat Bobby Flay, Lifetime has the series premiere of Celebrity Home Raiders, CNN has the series premiere of Chicagoland, on Animal Planet it's the 2nd season premiere of Ice Cold Gold, We has the special Marriage Boot Camp, on Comedy it's the series premiere of Review with Forrest MacNeil, USA has the series premiere of Sirens & on Science it's The Unexplained Files.

The Taste is back tonight!

Now is the time that all the shows start coming back with their "winter premiere" but in DVR Slave fashion I think that's just dumb so shows returning after the holidays are:

8:00 - The Big Bang Theory, CBS
8:31 - The Millers, CBS
9:00 - Sean Saves, NBC, The Crazy Ones, CBS
9:30 - The Michael J. Fox Show, NBC, Two and a Half Men, CBS
10:00 - Parenthood, NBC, Elementary, CBS

On NBC at 8:00 it's the 5th season premiere of Community, Cooking has the 4th season finale of Eat St., ABC has the two hour 2nd season premiere of The Taste and ID moves True Crime with Aphrodite Jones to a new time slot.  At 8:30 on NBC it's a special episode of Community.

At 9:00 on VH1 it's the 4th season premiere of Couples Therapy, ID has the 2nd season premiere of Frenemies, and Travel has the 6th season premiere of Mysteries at the Museum.

Up at 10:00 on ABC it's the series premiere of The Assets, NGC has the series premiere of Do or Die, TruTV has the 3rd season premiere of Impractical Jokers, MTV has the 4th season premiere of Ridiculousness, Reelz has the 3rd season premiere of Steven Seagal Lawman and on DA it's the 2nd season premiere of Unsealed.  On Bravo at 10:30 it's the series premiere of Toned Up.

Royal Pains is back

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The 2nd season finale of Breakout is on NGC tonight at 7:00 and on TLC, The Good Buy Girls moves to its new time slot.  At 7:25 on Showtime it's the special Knuckleball.

On NBA TV at 8:00 it's the special NBA Social Media Awards 2013 and at 8:30 on ABCF it's back to back new episodes of Baby Daddy.

At 9:00 on SyFy it's the 9th season summer premiere of Ghost Hunters, USA has the 5th season premiere of Royal Pains and on Spike TV it's the special Spike Guys Choice 2013 and then at 9:30 on ABCF it's a special episode of Melissa & Joey.

Couples Therapy has the 3rd season premiere on VH1 at 10:00, Travel has the series premiere of Dig Wars, on OWN, Golden Sisters moves to a new time slot, Oxygen has the 2nd season premiere of I'm Having Their Baby, NGC has the 7th season finale of Locked up Abroad and on MTV it's the 28th season finale of The Real World.  Just an interjection here but I think it's high time we stopped calling it that...that show is no more real than my being a millionaire.

The season finale of Couples Therapy is tonight

At 8:00 on NBC it's the one hour special Christmas in Rockefeller Center & then at 9:00 on TeenNick it's the 2nd season premiere of Dance Academy, on BBCA it's the 2nd season premiere of The Hour, on NBC it's the two hour special SNL Christmas and then on Bravo it's the 1st season finale of Life After Top Chef.

On VH1 at 10:00 it's the 2nd season finale of Couples Therapy, on ID it's the 2nd season finale of Devil You Know, TV Land brings back the feisty ladies of Hot in Cleveland with the 4th season premiere, and on Lifetime it's the 1st season finale of My Life is a Lifetime Movie.  On TV Land at 10:30 it's the 2nd season fall premiere of Happily Divorced, on Comedy it's the 2nd season finale of Key & Peele & then on E! it's the series premiere of Love You, Mean It with Whitney Cummings.

Life After Top Chef premieres tonight!

At 8:00 on CW it's the 1st season finale of Oh Sit! and on ION it's the series premiere of WWE Main Event.  At 9:00 the 1st season finale of Abandoned is on NGC and on ABC, CBS, NBC & FOX it's the Presidential Election Debate.  On DIY you can check out the 3rd season premiere of Professional Grade and then on CW the 8th season premiere of Supernatural.

Up at 10:01 on VH1 it's the 2nd season premiere of Couples Therapy, on Discovery it's the 1st season finale of How Booze Built America and on Bravo the series premiere of Life After Top Chef so we get to see what's up with Jen, Spike, Richard & Fabio, yay!!  Then at 10:30 on A&E tune in to the 1st season finale of American Hoggers.

Bent Premieres Tonight

A new sitcom called Bent starring Amanda Peet premieres tonight on NBC at 9:00 while the new series Couples Therapy starts on VH1 & it's supposed to be all celebrity couples but it's 95% reality stars (like Linda Hogan & Angelina from Jersey Shore) & most of the couples haven't been together that long.  If you've been together less than 5 years & already need therapy I say save the hassle & walk away!

At 10:00 on Cooking is the 2nd season finale of Bitchin' Kitchen, the 1st season finale of Doomsday Bunkers airs on Discovery, the series premiere of Duck Dynasty airs on A&E, the 1st season finale of Find Our Missing airs on TV One and then on ID is the series premiere of Real Vice.