Here Comes Honey Boo Boo is back

Tonight at 8:00 on ABC, Black Box moves to a new time slot, CW has the 4th annual Critics' Choice TV Awards and SyFy has the 2nd season premiere of Defiance.

Up at 9:00 on ID, Blood Relatives moves to a new time slot, SyFy has the series premiere of Dominion, TLC has the 4th season premiere of Here Comes Honey Boo Boo, Sundance has the 2nd season premiere of Rectify, ABC has the 5th season premiere of Rookie Blue and on VH1 it's hour 5 of I Love the 2000's.

On A&E at 10:00 it's the special Campus Killer, TLC has a special Kate Plus 8, ID has the 2nd season premiere of Southern Fried Homicide and on VH1 it's hour 6 of I Love the 2000's.

Inside the Actor's Studio with HIMYM

Tonight at 8:00 on Bravo it's Inside the Actors Studio with the cast of How I Met Your Mother.  At 9:00 on ID it's the 3rd season premiere of Blood Relatives, A&E moves The First 48 to a new time slot and then on TLC it's the 3rd season finale of Here Comes Honey Boo Boo.  On FOX at 9:30 it's the series premiere of Surviving Jack.

Up at 10:00 on A&E, Beyond Scared Straight moves to a new time slot, ID has the 3rd season premiere of Evil Twins and on CMT it's the special Party Down South.  On TLC at 10:30 it's the 2nd season premiere of America's Worst Tattoos at 11:00 on Showtime it's the 5th season finale of Gigolos and at 11:02 on Lifetime, Celebrity Home Raiders moves to a new time slot.

Under the Gunn premieres tonight

Tonight on CW at 8:00 it's the 19th Annual Critics' Choice Awards, Lifetime has the Project Runway All Stars reunion, FOX has the time slot premiere of American Idol and ID has the 4th season finale of True Crime with Aphrodite Jones.

On ESPN at 9:00 it's the special 30 for 30, TLC has the 3rd season premiere of Here Comes Honey Boo Boo & Lifetime has the series premiere of Under the Gunn.  At 10:00 on A&E it's the time slot premiere of Crazy Hearts, TBS has the 1st season finale of Ground Floor, CMT has the series premiere of Party Down South, We has the series premiere of SWV Reunited, ID has the series premiere of Tabloid and on TLC it's the 2nd season premiere of Welcome to Myrtle Manor.

At 10:30 on MTV it's the series premiere of Jerks with Cameras and then at 11:00 on HGTV it's the series premiere of The Brian Boitano Project and then on MTV it's the 6th season premiere of Rob Dyrdek's Fantasy Factory.

Camp season finale tonight

Tonight at 7:00 on Cartoon, Johnny Test moves to a new time slot then at 7:30, Teen Titans Go! moves to a new time slot followed by Annoying Orange being moved to 8:00.  Also at 8:00 on Discovery it's the special 9/11 Firehouse, TV One has the 5th season premiere of Life After and on FOX it's the 3rd season premiere of The X Factor.

On Showtime at 8:30 it's the special All Access: Mayweather vs. Canelo.  Up at 9:00 on Discovery it's the special The Presidents' Gatekeepers, TLC has the one hour 2nd season finale of Here Comes honey Boo Boo, FOX has the 4th season finale of Masterchef, Food has the 4th season premiere of Restaurant Stakeout, USA has the 5th season finale of Royal  Pains, ABCF has the 1st season finale of Spell Mageddon and on TV One it's the 3rd season premiere of Verses & Flow.

At 10:00 on TLC, Cheer Perfection moves to a new time slot, Showtime moves Jim Rome, NBCSN has the 3rd season premiere of NFL Turning Point, TV One has the special R&B Divas and on Oxygen it's the series premiere of Too Young to Marry?  On NBC at 10:01 it's the 1st season finale of Camp and on Food at 10:30 it's the series premiere of Thieves, Inc.

The Espys are tonight

Tune in to ESPN tonight at 7:00 for Countdown to the Espys and then at 8:00 head over to Cartoon for the return of Legends of Chima.

At 9:00 on Weather it's the 3rd season premiere of Coast Guard Alaska, ESPN has the 2013 Espy Awards, SyFy has the 9th season finale of Ghost Hunters, TLC has the 2nd season premiere of Here Comes Honey Boo Boo and on ID it's the 6th season premiere of Wicked Attraction.

On Oxygen at 10:00 it's the 2nd season finale of I'm Having Their Baby, Food has the 4th season premiere of Mystery Diners & on TLC it's the series premiere of Wedding Island.  At 10:30 on TBS it's the series premiere of Deal With It.

The Shahs of Sunset finale is tonight

At 5:00 on E! it's the countdown to the red carpet followed by Live From the Red Carpet at 6:00, it's Grammy day & since there is a dress code this year I can't wait to see what people will be wearing.  

On SyFy at 8:00 it's the two hour special Battlestar Galactica: Blood & Chrome, on CBS it's the 55th Annual Grammy Awards and on TLC it's a one hour special Here Comes Honey Boo Boo.  

On ID at 9:00 it's the 3rd season finale of Fatal Encounters, on TLC the series premiere of Gypsy Sisters, on OWN the 3rd season premiere of Oprah's Lifeclass, on Food it's the 2nd season finale of Rachel vs. Guy Celebrity Cook-Off, the 2nd season finale of Shahs of Sunset airs on Bravo, on Oxygen it's the 10th season premiere of Snapped & also on AMC it's the 3rd season winter premiere of The Walking Dead.

Bar Rescue returns for a 3rd season premiere on Spike TV at 10:00, on Velocity it's the series premeire of Kings of Crash and then on AMC it's the 2nd season winter premiere of Talking Dead.  At 10:01 on ABC it's the special Revenge for Real & then at 11:00 on Spike it's the series premiere of Car Lot Rescue.

Tonight's guests on WWHL: Phaedra Parks, Josh Groban (N)

The SAG Awards are tonight!!!

Tonight at 6:00 tune in to E! for the Live From the Red Carpet special for the SAG Awards.  At 7:00 on NBC it's the AFC-NFC Pro Bowl.

Up at 8:00 on Discovery it's the two hour 2nd season finale of Curiosity, on TBS & TNT it's the 19th Annual Screen Actors Guild Awards.  Then at 9:00 on DA it's the special BBQ Pit Masters: Fathers vs. Son, on BBCA it's a three hour special Doctor Who: The Doctors Revisited - The First Doctor, on TLC it's Here Comes Honey Boo Boo: You Don't Know Boo! and on ABC the original telefilm The Makeover.

On History at 10:00 it's the 1st season finale of Bamazon, on TLC the special Plastic Wives and on DIY the 3rd season premiere of The Vanilla Ice Project.

Talk Show guests: WWHL - Asa Rahmati, Jeff Lewis (N)  

Modern Family is back!!

Tonight at 8:00 on NBC it's the series premiere of Animal Practice, on NGW it's the 2nd season finale of Dangerous Encounters and on ABC it's the one hour 4th season premiere of The Middle.

At 9:00 on NBC it's the two hour 14th season premiere of Law & Order: SVU and the 4th season premiere of Modern Family is on ABC.  Then at 9:01 it's the 8th season premiere of Criminal Minds and at 9:31 it's the series premiere of The Neighbors.

Up at 10:00 on Cooking it's the 3rd season premiere of Bitchin' Kitchen, on CBS it's the 13th season premiere of CSI, on TLC it's the one hour season finale of Here Comes Honey Boo Boo, Comedy has the 16th season fall premiere of South Park and on Bravo it's the 4th season finale of Top Chef Masters.  

On Spike at 10:30 it's the 3rd season finale of Auction Hunters & on Comedy it's the 2nd season premiere of Key & Peele.

Honey Boo Boo...I watched it

Where do I start with Here Comes Honey Boo Boo?  This show is one of those shows that I couldn't believe I was watching but couldn't turn off.  This family is the epitome of real & the epitome of white trash & I think that's why I liked it.  Yes, I liked it! I was entertained by these people, they are a family of mom, dad 4 girls & a pet pig...yup a pet pig & it's a boy & his name is Glitzy but that's not even the half of it...here's the rest of the names, enjoy.  Mamma, Sugar Bear (dad), Pumpkin, Chickadee & Chubbs!  One is 17 & pregnant but after only one episode I still can't keep the family members straight.  

In the first episode we saw Boo Boo compete in a natural pageant, we saw the whole family go to some Redneck Games that included events like "bobbing for pig feet" & "mud belly flops" which members of the family participated in.  They live in Georgia & have southern accents & they way they phrase things makes it difficult to understand but thankfully TLC shows subtitles as needed.  Also in the episode we saw the pregs go in for one of those creepy ultrasounds with the orange 3-D babies & Boo Boo wanted to see if they could see her chicken nuggets in her belly so they checked her out too.  We also saw Boo Boo compete in a natural pageant which means no makeup or tans and she didn't win anything & got very upset but prior to the pageant she got wasted on sugar & was acting like a maniac in the lobby, it was funny.  Because she didn't win the family knew they would need to hire all new coaches & get all new outfits before the big pageant at the end of the season.  

We saw the family go to the weekly food auction...oh, let me go back a second, mamma & one of the kids are on a diet...and watched them buy cookies, cakes, chips & the like when they were there for pageant stuff & pig stuff both of which they got nothing for.  A few of the girls weighed themselves & when mamma got on the scale she got an E...after a second shot it showed her weight & she was over 300 & said she'd like to lose 100 pounds.  If I'm not mistaken they were all eating cheese balls after the weigh-in too, I loved it!! I cannot wait to watch this season unfold & see the shenanigans this family gets into...they sure do laugh a lot & that is really refreshing.  This one is getting a series recording on my DVR.

Dallas season finale tonight

Tonight at 8:00 on HGTV it's the 6th season finale of Income Property.  Up at 9:00 it's the 1st season finale of Dallas on TNT. 

At 10:00 on ABC it's the 1st season finale of Final Witness, the series premiere of Here Comes Honey Boo Boo on TLC, the 2nd season premiere of Paranormal Witness and also the 3rd season finale of Through the Wormhole with Morgan Freeman on Science.  At 11:04 on NBC it's the series premiere of Go On at a special night & time.