How I Met Your Mother, series finale tonight

Tonight at 8:00 on CBS it's the one hour series finale of How I Met Your Mother and then at 9:00 on HBO it's the special Prison Terminal The Last Days of Private Jack Hall, Bravo has The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills reunion party 3, VH1 has the 4th season premiere of T.I. & Tiny: The Family Hustle and on Food it's the 5th season finale of Worst Cooks in America.

On CBS at 9:01 it's the series premiere of Friends with Better Lives, at 9:30 on VH1 it's the return of Black Ink Crew, and HBO has the special The University of Sing Sing at 9:45.

Up at 10:00 on History it's the 1st season finale of Cryptid, MTV has the series premiere of House of Food, CBS has the 1st season finale of Intelligence, Food has the 5th season finale of Mystery Diners and on NGC, None of the Above moves to a new time slot.  

NGC moves The Numbers Game to a new time slot at 10:30 and VH1 has the series premiere of This is Hot 97.

Inside the Actor's Studio with HIMYM

Tonight at 8:00 on Bravo it's Inside the Actors Studio with the cast of How I Met Your Mother.  At 9:00 on ID it's the 3rd season premiere of Blood Relatives, A&E moves The First 48 to a new time slot and then on TLC it's the 3rd season finale of Here Comes Honey Boo Boo.  On FOX at 9:30 it's the series premiere of Surviving Jack.

Up at 10:00 on A&E, Beyond Scared Straight moves to a new time slot, ID has the 3rd season premiere of Evil Twins and on CMT it's the special Party Down South.  On TLC at 10:30 it's the 2nd season premiere of America's Worst Tattoos at 11:00 on Showtime it's the 5th season finale of Gigolos and at 11:02 on Lifetime, Celebrity Home Raiders moves to a new time slot.

Ramblings about TV shows, most of which I'm sick of

As we’re moving through the spring season I have to take a moment to talk some TV.  I don't know if it's me or what but shows just really don't hold my interest as much as they used to...probably because they aren't Breaking Bad & nothing compares to that.  First up, I’ve dumped Bates Motel…the show just plain sucks.  The first season was good, we got to see where it all started with Norman & his mother except it’s in current times not when it should be & that has always bothered me.  Anyway, I watched the first episode & the after show & I recorded the 2^nd but by the time the 3^rd aired the 2^nd was still hanging out on the DVR which tells me…you’re just not that into this show.

The next show I’m noticing that’s starting to spend more and more time on the DVR & less and less time pouring into my eyeballs is Revenge.  The first season of that show was so good but now it’s just getting more & more soap opera like with too many story lines to follow & it’s just plain dumb.  I find myself reading magazines or playing with my phone when it is on because I don’t really care…just kill the entire Grayson family (or Emily) & be done with it.  Half of the plot twists are just so unbelievable & unrealistic that I’m no longer entertained I’m just always saying things like “oh come on” or “as if” at my TV when I’m watching.  This brings me to my next thing…The People’s Couch.

The People’s Couch is freaking awesome & I want to be on it…sure, I live alone BUT I am always talking to the TV & or my dog.  The dog doesn’t offer much feedback but she’s still someone to talk to.  Long before this show started I said I was going to set up a webcam & let people watch me watch TV & then said “like anyone would, how dumb” and like 3 years later this show pops up!  My only peeve about the show is that you have to live in CA to be on it…not sure why though as that makes no sense to me at all.  The old ladies that were added this season crack me up as does the family who watches in bed, they are a trip.

Chrisley…dude…that guy is gay, annoying, controlling & funny…I hate this show; I watched the first 2 episodes & felt so bad for the family I couldn’t keep watching.  His one liners are not enough to keep me tuned in!

I’m still recording & watching Hannibal but it’s so gross I don’t know if I can keep it up…I spend so much time covering my eyes it’s getting a little pointless to watch not to mention that it confuses the shit out of me, I have no clue what’s going on half the time.

How I Met Your Mother…only 2 episodes left until I am free of this Godforsaken shitty excuse for entertainment.  Last season I watched every episode thinking “I can’t do this next season, this has run its course” and then they said this would be the last season so I opted to finish what I started & every week is like torture.  The show hasn’t been funny in many years, the story falters all the time as various points don’t connect in relation to the outcome & all in all, the only thing funny on this show is NPH.  Then in the last episode there was 1 funny joke & it warranted no laughs from the “audience”…when Lily made the remark about not wanting Marshall to have to look at her tattoo every year on his birthday.  Hello…she’s talking about him getting anal for his birthday as the tattoo was on her back…that’s the funniest joke the show has ever had & it fell completely flat which just tells me that the editors don’t even find it funny anymore!

Is anyone else shocked that Married to Medicine is coming back to Bravo? I sure am & I’m surprised any of those women are still doctors…you couldn’t pay me to see any of them & I would think that the show would ruin their careers.  This also reminds me that I'm glad to see Blood Sweat & Heels go...that one was awful but then again so was Married to Medicine so maybe it will be renewed but I hope not.

The Carrie Diaries premieres tonight

First off let me apologize for not posting today's talk show guests for the daytime talk shows...due to a personal matter I wasn't available yesterday to do so.  I will post the guests for tonight's guests shortly & post all of the guests for tomorrow as well.

At 8:00 it's the two hour 8th season winter premiere of Bones, on CW it's the series premiere of Carrie Diaries, on SyFy it's the series premiere of Continuum, Discovery has the series premiere of Extreme Smuggling, CBS has the 8th season winter premiere of How I Met Your Mother and on Showtime it's the 1st season finale of Oliver Stone's Untold History of The United States.

The 2nd season winter premiere of 2 Broke Girls airs on CBS at 9:00, SyFy has the 3rd season premiere of Being Human, on E! it's the Fashion Police: 2013 Golden Globe special, and on Discovery it's the series premiere of Shipwreck Men.

Mike & Molly is back with the 3rd season winter premiere on CBS at 9:31 and then at 10:00 on DIY it's the 7th season premiere of Bath Crashers, on DA it's the series premiere of Food Factory, CBS has the 3rd season winter premiere of Hawaii Five-0 and on SyFy it's the 3rd season premiere of Lost Girl.