The Nineties season finale tonight

At 7:00 on NBC it's the U.S. Gymnastics Championships.  Up at 8:00 on Science it's How the Universe Works, A&E has a special Storage Wars while MTV has 2 episodes of Teen Wolf tonight.  

Up at 9:00 on PBS it's the 4th season premiere of Endeavour, HBO has a special Game of Thrones, HMC has Garage Sale Mystery, Food has the 8th season premiere of The Great Food Truck Race, History has The New Age of Terror, Smith has the 1st season finale of Inside Windsor Castle, TNT has the 4th season premiere of The Last Ship and on CNN it's the season finale of The Nineties.  Science has the special Great American Eclipse and at 9:30 on E! it's Reunion Road Trip: Return to the Jersey Shore.

On Hallmark at 10:00 it's the original telefilm At Home in Mitford, Travel has the series premiere of Caribbean Pirate Treasure, Showtime has the 5th season premiere of Episodes, Animal Planet has the 1st season finale of I Was Prey, ID has the 15th season finale of On the Case with Paula Zahn, Starz has the 4th season premiere of Survivor's Remorse and on E! it's the 2nd season premiere of WAGS Miami.

On HBO, Ballers is pushed back to 10:15, Insecure pushed to 10:45 and Last Week Tonight with John Oliver will air at 11:15.  On Comedy at 11:30 it's the 2nd season finale of Legends of Chamberlain Heights.

Wipeout is Back!

Tonight at 8:00 on ABC is the season premiere of Wipeout and then at 9:00 on Lifetime is the series premiere of Project Runway All Stars though I don't know what supposedly makes them all stars as some of them didn't really last that long on their original season.  Also on at 9:00 is the season finale of I Almost Got Away With It on ID.


Up at 10:00 tonight is the series premiere of 24 Hour Catwalk while the series premiere of American Stuffers is on Animal Planet.  There are also a couple of finales on at 10:00 like Big Shrimpin' on History, Hostage on ID & then the 5th season premiere of Jersey Shore. 
 

Get out your Snookit & don't forget to GTL!

Well tonight is the season 2 premiere of Jersey Shore...in Miami?  It kind of defeats the point of the show no?  I cannot wait to see what kind of shit these fools get themselves into in Miami because it is definitely not an Italian meat head crowd down there! Back at home those guys are probably gods...well except for The Situation I mean come on, that guys is the biggest joke & so ugly it's ridiculous.  Anyway, I guess Angelina is back though I'm not sure if it is for the whole season or just the first episode as the connection at work sucks & I couldn't get the damn video below to load.  I have no idea if they are working again this season but I assume if they are that Angelina will be leaving again since that's why she got the boot last time...no work, no play sister!

Jersey Shore - MTV Shows

Tune in at 10:00 PM to MTV tonight to watch this train wreck for yourself!
 

Jersey Shore...so bad it's great!

Ok so I did get a chance to watch the first episode of The Jersey Shore & that show is a genius train wreck & I love it.  These chicks & dudes kill me...I can't believe people like this actually exist.  Not one of them is without a nickname, they are all orange, they have awful hair & dress terribly & apparently are super hot...at least at the Jersey shore, and likely only at the shore.  I was shocked to see "Snooki" rocking the old school hair clip, the claw type that look like a small chip clip & stylists will still use them but they are unacceptable in public & this "guidette" is all about them indoors & outdoors.  There's this annoying guy named "the situation" and he is the most obnoxious fool ever...a total  "guido" apparently with his "abs like Rambo" that he seems to assume no woman would deny but trust me when I say that I don't know a single chick that would even give him a second look, well unless it was to make fun of him!!  So I haven't seen any more episodes as of yet but I wanted to share my favorite quotes from the opener.

Said by a guido:  "Take your shirt off & chicks come to you, like flies on shit man" ~ talk about sexy!!

Said by a guidette:  "That shows how much more classy we are, we've been living in this house with these guys for 2 days & haven't even done anything with them yet" ~ yep, real classy!!

The top photo is Snookie & yes, she's wearing that clip & the bottom pic is Pauly D & he's the one who made the comment about the ladies flocking like flies!