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Wednesday, March 31, 2010

The Douchebag Matchmaker?

Dudes, can we please discuss this season of Millionaire Matchmaker?  What has been up with all of these effing pricks that have been on?  I know Patti is always saying that she wants to include these douches to try to help them see the error of their ways & turn them from douches to gentleman and I totally get it but these poor girls that go out with these guys probably don't appreciate it.  For example, last night was choc full of douchebag action with Justin & Kevin, both of which were movie producers.  So Justin is 40 but acts like he's about 18 & he's not attractive in the least.  Kevin is probably in his 40's as well & ok looking but a major self indulged 50's ideals kind of guy.  I think he actually said in the episode that he just wanted a woman to cook for him while he's watching the game like a woman should.  He did ask a group of ladies at the mixer if they could cook & nobody even responded!  

So anyway, the poor girls that Patti invited to this mixer had no idea what they were getting into, Patti kept saying "you guys are perfect for each other" and didn't at all say what freaking pricks these guys were or what a waste of time the dates would actually be.  That's what bothers me most about Patti, yes she will send the guys to therapists or other professionals to help them realize that they aren't all they think they are but the girls are not warned as to what they are getting into.  If she called & told me she had someone perfect for me & I met either one of these guys I'd feel like I got dressed for no reason.

When it came down to it both guys picked the same girl after their mini dates so the girl (we'll call her Kim because I can't remember her name) got to choose which guy she went out with.  As she was trying to decide both of the guys said she was taking too long & they wanted to pick new girls, girls they didn't pick!  Patti told them that no, they can't pick a new one or contact the other ones either, it's against the rules. 

Kevin took his date to a spa, they shared a bath (first date) then had treatments & then went to a hotel suite for dinner.  The dinner was set up next to the bed which was covered in rose petals which isn't the least bit romantic on the first date.  At the end of the date he actually asked the poor girl if she wanted to stay the night so he didn't have to sleep alone.  Really?  The worst part about this whole situation was that the girl went out with him again!  She really shouldn't have even gone out with him the first time, their mini date was terrible & they had nothing in common.  After the date when Patti spoke with him he said that yes he did ask her to spend the night because he was trying to be more romantic, he was actually proud of himself!

Justin took Kim out (she picked him) to a store & she was able to pick out a dress & jewelry for dinner.  She obviously was having a great time, a very Pretty Woman moment & then he said he had a surprise & in walks the girl he didn't pick from the mixer.  He told her to pick out a dress & jewelry & he took them both to dinner & didn't see anything wrong with it!  If I were Kim I would have called Patti right then, I wouldn't have even gone to dinner, I would have walked right out of that store & that would have been that.  Needless to say Justin was booted from the club once Patti found out what happened but I just really felt really bad for all of the girls, except from the blonde girl because she claimed that she didn't mind being out with both of them & was having a lot of fun.  The girl was really stupid & honestly I think it may have been a set up but who knows & if she is that stupid then they are made for each other.
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1 comment:

  1. I don't understand the whole concept of a millionaire matchmaker. I always thought if you had a lot of money you'd have to beat girls off of you with a stick? I guess if you need her service, it's because your douchyness level overwhelms the stink of cash on you.

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