Who's on who, Monday September 17

Monday's talk show guests are...

Kelly and Michael - Lucy Liu, Penny Marshall, Nelly Furtado (N)
Ellen - Bethenny Frankel, Kellie Pickler, SYTYCD Top 4 (N)
The View - Prince, Rosario Dawson, Van Jones, Jesse Ventura (N)
The Chew - Mercedes Masohn, Jason Roberts (N)
The Talk -  Tony Danza, Keri Glassman (N)
Wendy - Jeff Lewis & Jenni Pulos (N)
Anderson - Emma Watson, Theresa Caputo, Co-host Tamar Braxton (N)

Letterman - Joseph Gordon-Levitt, Mindy Kaling, Of Gentlemen and Cowards (N)
Leno - Richard Gere, Anthony Robles, Rascal Flatts (N)
Fallon - Susan Sarandon, Karl Urban, Jim Hamilton (N)
Kimmel - Matthew Perry, Josh Hamilton, Kreayshawn (N)
Ferguson - Julie Chen, Warren Sapp, Lianne La Havas (N)
Watch What Happens Live - Ramona Singer, Liz Margulies (N)
Daily Show - Kofi Annan (R)
Colbert Report - Drew Faust (R)
Conan -  Simon Cowell, Demi Lovato, Megan Mullally (N)
Chelsea - Fun (N)

Boardwalk Empire returns tonight

Tonight at 7:00 on NGC it's the series premiere of Alien Deep with Bob Ballard and then at 8:00 on VH1 it's the series premiere of Rehab with Dr. Drew.

Up at 9:00 on VH1 it's the 15th season premiere of Behind the Music with Train and on HBO it's the 3rd season premiere of Boardwalk Empire, on E! it's the 7th season finale of Keeping up with the Kardashians and on Discovery it's the 1st season finale of One Car too Far.

On TNT at 10:00 it's the 5th season summer finale of Leverage and on Showtime it's the one hour series finale of Weeds...thank God!

Dog Whisperer series finale is tonight

Tonight at 7:00 on SyFy it's the original telefilm Aladdin and the Death Lamp and at 8:00 on NGW it's the series finale of Dog Whisperer.

9:00 brings the one hour 2nd season premiere of Bayou Billionaires on CMT, on SyFy it's the original telefilm Pegasus vs. Chimera and then on OWN it's the 2nd season premiere of Welcome to Sweetie Pie's.

At 10:00 on CMT it's the series premiere of Redneck Rehab and then at 11:29 it's the 38th season premiere of Saturday Night Live with Seth Macfarlane and Frank Ocean.

Shark Tank is back

At 8:00 tonight LMN has the original telefilm Cyberstalker, on ABC it's the 4th season premiere of Shark Tank and on FOX they are airing a previously unaired episode of Touch.

9:00 offers the 7th season premiere of Ghost Adventures, and on FX it's the two hour 16th season premiere of The Ultimate Fighter.  At 9:01 it's the 6th season premiere of Primetime: What Would You Do?

20/20 has its 35th season premiere on ABC and on SyFy it's the 2nd season finale of Lost Girl.  Up at 10:30 on TLC it's the 1st season finale of I Found the Gown.

Who's on who, Friday September 14

Friday's talk show guests are...

Kelly and Michael - Tyra Banks, Theresa Caputo (N)
Ellen - Lauren Graham, Justin Bieber, Phillip Phillips (N)
The View - Chris Cuomo, Richard Gere, Barbara Corcoran, Lauren Miller, Ari Graynor (N)
The Chew - Katie LeClerc (N)
The Talk - Dr. Sanjay Gupta, Chi-Lan Liey, guest host Brooke Shields (N)
Wendy - Dr. Drew, Boris Kodjoe (N)
Anderson - Richard Gere, Susan Sarandon, co-host David Arquette (N)

Letterman - Blake Lively, Drew Brees (R)
Leno - Adam Levine, Magic Johnson, Grace Potter (N)
Fallon - Hugh Laurie, J.J. Abrams (N)
Kimmel - Matthew Perry, Josh Hamilton, Kreayshawn (N)
Ferguson - Tom Lennon (N)
Chelsea - Abby Lee Miller (R)

Glee is back tonight

Tonight at 7:00 on NGC it's the 1st season finale of American Gypsies.  Up at 8:00 on NBC it's the 7th season finale of America's Got Talent, on Military it's the series premiere of History Exposed and on NFLN it's the 6th season premiere of Thursday Night Football.

Then at 9:00 on FOX it's the 4th season premiere of Glee & I'm very disappointed to find out that a lot of the cast including Rachel are back on the show & I was so looking forward to a brand new cast but more importantly her departure! Over on Bravo it's the return of Real Housewives of Miami with a 75 minute episode to open its 2nd season, and on Travel it's the 1st season finale of Trip Flip. 

9:30 on Cooking it's the 2nd season premiere of Symon's Suppers, at 10:00 on Food it's the 2nd season finale of Extreme Chef, on NBC the 2nd season premiere of Rock Center with Brian Williams, on MYV it's the 1st season fianle of Snooki & JWoww and TBS has the 1st season finale of Sullivan & Son.

Damages series finale tonight

Tonight at 8:00 on NFLN it's the 2nd season premiere of A Football Life and on FOX it's the 2nd season premiere of The X Factor.

9:00 brings the series finale of Damages on DirecTV, Hawaii Air Rescue premieres on Weather, on Showtime it's the 34th season premiere of Inside the NFL, and then on Velocity it's the 9th season premiere of Wheeler Dealers.  Then up at 9:30 on History it's the 2nd season fall premiere of Cajun Pawn Stars.

Up at 10:00 on History it's the 2nd season fall premiere of American Restoration, on NGC it's the series premiere of Family Guns, NBC has the series premiere of Guys with Kids, on Showtime it's the one hour 3rd season premiere of Inside Nascar.  On NBCSN it's the 2nd season premiere of NFL Turning Point, TVOne has the series premiere of Parole Diaries and on MTV it's the 27th season finale of The Real World. VH1 has the 1st season finale of Mama Drama at 11:00.

Who's on who, Thursday September 13

Thursday's talk show guests are...

Kelly and Michael - Emma Watson (N)
Ellen - Kate Hudson, Katy Perry, Little Big Town (N)
The View - Susan Sarandon, Dan Abrams, Kelly Rutherford, Emmitt Smith, Cheryl Burke (N)
The Chew - John Henson (N)
The Talk -  Dr. Phil, Tim Gunn, Brooke Shields guest hosts (N) 
Wendy - Celeb red carpet looks for a fraction of the price (N)
Anderson - Co-host Howie Mandel (N)

Letterman - Jake Gyllenhaal, Sharon Osbourne, Neon Trees (R)
Leno - Michelle Obama, Gabby Douglas, Norah Jones (N)
Fallon - Emma Watson, Tony Danza (N)
Kimmel - Terry Bradshaw, Dave Matthews (N)
Ferguson - Katey Sagal, Mike Massimino (N)
Watch What Happens Live - Joanna Krupa, Lea Black (N)
Daily Show - RNC 2012: The Road to Jeb Bush 2016 (R)
Colbert Report - James Carville (R)
Conan -  Steven Ho, The Walkmen (N)
Chelsea - Milla Jovovich (N)

Parenthood returns tonight

At 8:00 on Encore tune in to the second part of the two part miniseries The Crimson Petal and the White.  In the 9:00 slot it's time for the ninety minute 3rd season finale of Dance Moms.  

Then up at 10:00 on Reelz it's the series premiere of Bomb Girls, on NBC it's the 4th season premiere of Parenthood and Ray Romano joins the cast.  Sons of Anarchy returns for its 90 minute 5th season premiere on FX and on ID it's the 4th season premiere of Twisted on ID.  At 10:30 on Lifetime it's the 1st season finale of The Week the Women Went.  Collection Intervention has it's 1st season finale on SyFy at 11:59.

Who's on who, Wednesday September 12

Wednesday's talk show guests are...

Kelly and Michael - Jeremy Irons (N)
Ellen - Allison Janney, Reese Witherspoon, Dave Matthews Band (N)
The View - Amy Adams, Dr. Drew (N)
The Chew - Questlove (N)
The Talk - Aaron Sanchez, Brooke Shields, Katey Sagal (N)
Wendy - Lance Bass, Diana Madison (N)
Anderson - Ryan Lochte, cast of Breaking Amish, Kelly Osbourne co-hosts (N)

Letterman - Amy Adams, Paul Teutul Sr., Hacienda (R)
Leno - Kristen Bell, Ryan Lochte, Regina Spektor (N)
Fallon - Amy Adams, David Gregory, Florence and the Machine (N)
Kimmel - Britney Spears, Simon Cowell, Slightly Stoopid (N)
Ferguson - Heather Graham, Joel Stein (N)
Watch What Happens Live - Kevin Jonas (N)
Daily Show - DNC 2012: Hope and Change 2 (R)
Colbert Robert - Ed Rendell (R)
Conan -  Bob Costas, The Hives (N)
Chelsea - Tim Gunn (N)

Note - this is my 1000th post!!!