Criss Angel: Trick'd Up airs tonight

At 3:01 on Netflix the special Justin Timberlake + The Tennessee Kids premiered.  Up at 8:00 on Audience it's the 2nd season finale of Undeniable with Joe Buck.

On Discovery at 9:00 it's the 8th season finale of Dual Survival, DFC has the 1st season finale of The Incredible Food Race, Spike has the 3rd season premiere of Lip Sync Battle and on HGTV it's the return of Property Brothers.

At 10:00 on A&E it's Criss Angel: Trick'd Up, CNBC has the 1st season finale of Cleveland Hustles, AHC has the series premiere of Cold War Armageddon, DA has The Exorcist File, Velocity has the 3rd season finale of Garage Squad, Lifetime has the 2nd season finale of Little Women: Atlanta, MTV has the 32nd season premiere of The Real World and then on Spike it's the series premiere of That Awkward Game Show.

Horseplayers season finale tonight

Tonight at 8:00 on E! it's the special Worst Thing I Ever Bought. On OWN at 9:00 it's the 4th season premiere of Tyler Perry's for Better or Worse & TLC has the series premiere of Women of Homicide.

On Bio at 10:00 it's the series premiere of Big Bold Builds, Esquire has the 1st season finale of Horseplayers, Ovation has the special Susan Boyle: Her Secret Struggle, MTV has The Real World reunion and TLC has the special Cyber Stalkers.  Then at 11:03 on TNT it's the 1st season finale of Save our Business.

Chicago PD premieres tonight

Tonight at 8:00 Cartoon moves Dreamworks Dragons to a new time slot & GSN has the series premiere of Mind of a Man.

On CBS at 9:00 it's the 40th Annual People's Choice Awards, PBS has the 41st season premiere of Nova,  USA has the 8th season premiere of Psych, Food has the 4th season finale of Restaurant Stakeout and on Cooking it's the series premiere of Spice of Life with Bal Arneson.

At 9:31 on ABC, Super Fun Night moves to its new time slot and then at 10:00 on Showtime it's the 2nd season premiere of 60 Minutes Sports, MTV has the 29th season premiere of The Real World and on ID it's the series premiere of Web of Lies.  On NBC at 10:01 it's the series premiere of Chicago PD.

Royal Pains is back

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The 2nd season finale of Breakout is on NGC tonight at 7:00 and on TLC, The Good Buy Girls moves to its new time slot.  At 7:25 on Showtime it's the special Knuckleball.

On NBA TV at 8:00 it's the special NBA Social Media Awards 2013 and at 8:30 on ABCF it's back to back new episodes of Baby Daddy.

At 9:00 on SyFy it's the 9th season summer premiere of Ghost Hunters, USA has the 5th season premiere of Royal Pains and on Spike TV it's the special Spike Guys Choice 2013 and then at 9:30 on ABCF it's a special episode of Melissa & Joey.

Couples Therapy has the 3rd season premiere on VH1 at 10:00, Travel has the series premiere of Dig Wars, on OWN, Golden Sisters moves to a new time slot, Oxygen has the 2nd season premiere of I'm Having Their Baby, NGC has the 7th season finale of Locked up Abroad and on MTV it's the 28th season finale of The Real World.  Just an interjection here but I think it's high time we stopped calling it that...that show is no more real than my being a millionaire.

Chef Roble & Co. is back tonight

Tonight at 7:00 on CMT it’s the CMT Music Awards red carpet special and at 7:30 on Cartoon, The Amazing World of Gumball returns in a new time slot.

At 8:00 on CMT it’s the 2013 CMT Music Awards and on ID it’s the special House of Horrors: Kidnapped in Cleveland.

On Reelz at 9:00 it’s the series premiere of Beverly Hills Pawn, Weather has the 1st season finale of Coast Guard Florida, Bounce has the series premiere of Forever Jones, SyFy airs the 3rd season summer finale of Haunted Collector, Million Dollar Listing NY moves to its new slot on Bravo, ID has the series premiere of Most Likely To…and on TLC it’s the 6th season premiere of Toddlers & Tiaras.

The 2nd season finale of Best Ink is on Oxygen at 10:00, Bravo has the 2nd season premiere of Chef Roble & Co., on Discovery it’s the special Mile Wide Tornado, TLC has the series premiere of The Good Buy Girls, Paranormal Witness returns for a 3rd season on SyFy, ID has the series premiere of Southern Fried Homicide and on Science it’s the 4th season premiere of Through the Wormhole with Morgan Freeman.

Up at 10:30 on CMT it’s the 3rd season premiere of Redneck Island and then at 11:00 on MTV it’s the Sh*t they should have shown Real World special.

Bomb Girls is back tonight

Tonight at 8:00 on Reelz it's the 2nd season premiere of Bomb Girls which airs with two new episodes and on Cartoon it's the time slot premiere of Legends of Chima.  At 8:30 on ABC it's the 1st season finale of The Neighbors and on NBC it's the 2nd season finale of Whitney.

On TruTV at 10:00 it's the 11th season premiere of Operation Repo, on USA it's the 100th episode of Psych, MTV has the 28th season premiere of The Real World (Portland), TLC has the special Blade Runner and on Discovery it's the 1st season finale of Weed Country.

The Real World reruns

Last night on MTV they reran season 1 of The Real World which took place in New York & I remember how "cutting edge" this show was when it began.  I was so in love with Andre who oddly enough is from where I live & used to shop at a record store I worked at (a few years after the show ended) but I was too much of a pussy to ever say anything other than "can I help you find something".  So anyway, I watched 1/2 the season & remembered how much I loved Heather B & her catchphrase "breakout" & Julie's southern innocence.  I liked everyone in the house except for Kevin who really seemed to have way too much beef with everyone saying that all issues were black/white issues, that black people can't be racists & that every issue he had in the house with a white person was a race issue.  Heather didn't seem to have any issues and she's black so I feel like he was the one with the issues & he needed to get over them which clearly didn't happen since he got into it with Becky & Julie pretty hard core.  He had problems with everyone in that house & blamed them all on the other person & generally when people do that they need to stop & look at the common denominator which is them.  

Now back to the good stuff...I loved that they had their pets there, the goofy looking dog they found & were able to return to its rightful owner, Julie spending the night with  Darlene the homeless girl was a great episode, Heather B meeting Larry Johnson & saying "I heard you wanted to meet me" was freaking classic & of course I loved all the 90's fashions.  Heather was wearing full on Cross Colors when she went to meet Julie's parents, Julie was always wearing such baggy pants & who can forget Becky falling for the director with the mullet which caused him to lose his job?  The second half of this season reruns again early this morning starting at 4:30 and then at 8:00 the 3rd season (San Francisco) reruns in full so we can see Puck in all his dirty glory, Cory's constant crying & who can forget Pedro?  It was so sad to learn that he lost his battle with AIDS but I think it was great that this show took the opportunity to again be "cutting edge" and show such a real story & open people's eyes to so much that they had only heard about.

Right now they are showing season 12...Las Vegas (the first run) and by this point the show has taken a not so real tone, they live at The Palms with 24 hour access to pretty much anything they want.  Back in season 1 the loft was nice but the walls were all white & pretty bare bones as far as decor which is the polar opposite of the places they live in now that are all decked out with an insane amount of color & lighting & everything else you can think of.  Believe it or not this show has been on for 28 seasons with the newest beginning next week & it takes place in Portland.  Personally I think this show stopped being "real" after Miami which was season 5 I think...I don't know what they are paid now but for the first season they were paid $2,500 for their 12ish week stay.  Season 5 is when they had to start working together (they had to start their own business this season), previously people had their own jobs and after season 5 they were given jobs.  

I think the last season of this show that I watched was New Orleans which aired back in like 2000 & I have no plans of watching the new season either.  This show has gotten so unreal & is just full of fights & drama & it's gotten pretty obnoxious really & I get enough of that on The Real Housewives.

Big Brother season finale tonight!!

At 8:00 tonight on CBS it's the ninety minute season premiere of Survivor (Lisa Whelchel, aka Blair Warner is on this season).  At 9:00 on DirecTV it's the 2nd season premiere of Rake and on USA it's the 4th season finale of Royal Pains.  

Big Brother ends its 14th season at 9:30 with a ninety minute episode on CBS & all I have to say is...if Danielle wins, I'll be pissed.  She drives me crazy, she whines & pouts constantly, she's so worried about what everyone thinks of her & she keeps letting Dan run her game.  He has screwed her over so many times & she keeps yelling at him about it when it's her own fault for accepting it & then goes back for more, she's a freaking masochist!!  Also on at 9:30 on TruTV is South Beach Tow's 2nd season premiere.

10:00 on Discovery is the series premiere of How Booze Built America, on TruTV it's the 10th season fall premiere of Operation Repo and on MTV it's the 90 minute 23rd season premiere of Real World/Road Rules Challenge.  

Damages series finale tonight

Tonight at 8:00 on NFLN it's the 2nd season premiere of A Football Life and on FOX it's the 2nd season premiere of The X Factor.

9:00 brings the series finale of Damages on DirecTV, Hawaii Air Rescue premieres on Weather, on Showtime it's the 34th season premiere of Inside the NFL, and then on Velocity it's the 9th season premiere of Wheeler Dealers.  Then up at 9:30 on History it's the 2nd season fall premiere of Cajun Pawn Stars.

Up at 10:00 on History it's the 2nd season fall premiere of American Restoration, on NGC it's the series premiere of Family Guns, NBC has the series premiere of Guys with Kids, on Showtime it's the one hour 3rd season premiere of Inside Nascar.  On NBCSN it's the 2nd season premiere of NFL Turning Point, TVOne has the series premiere of Parole Diaries and on MTV it's the 27th season finale of The Real World. VH1 has the 1st season finale of Mama Drama at 11:00.

Real World...Paradise?

I tuned into the brand new season of The Real World: Paradise Found which takes place in St. Thomas about 20 minutes into the first episode.  At 30 minutes later I cannot wait for this to end...I used to love Real World & Road Rules but now I don't see myself continuing to watch this show.  I can't remember the last time I actually made a point to watch a season every week, I guess it was the Real Housewives of my youth but now, it's just idiotic.  These people have been here for 5 minutes & already some guy is in love with some girl, another guy is fighting with some other guy, 1 chick is obnoxiously wasted, some other chick took a dump & didn't flush & not one single person this season is attractive (well except maybe Trey, pictured above).  The house of course is amazing as it always is & especially being that it's in St. Thomas the scenery & property are breathtaking but they take this diamond & fill it full of assholes & all for our entertainment.  Thanks MTV, I'm sure I'll spend at least one Sunday afternoon watching a marathon once I get sucked in by some sex story.  Just by the previews for next week there are already 3 "couples" formed and then the guy with the big spacers in his ears is left all alone.

I (almost) Got Away With It season finale

Tonight at 9:00 on ID is the 5th season finale of I (almost) Got Away With It while on NBC there is a special 2 hour episode of America's Got Talent.

At 10:00 on ID is the 3rd season finale of FBI: Criminal Pursuit, on ABC is the series premiere of Final Witness, PBS is offering up the 1st season finale of Inside Nature's Giants and last but not least is the 27th...that's right 27th season premiere of The Real World.  I remember when the first season was on, like it was yesterday...I wish that would rerun somewhere or be put on Netflix because that was the best season, well, it's the original season so of course it was the best.