The Odd Couple premieres tonight

Tonight at 8:00 on E! it's Secrets of Fashion Week and on BBCA it's the series premiere of Qi.  On E! at 8:30 it's Who Wore it Better?  At 8:31 on CBS it's the series premiere of The Odd Couple.

Up at 9:00 on Lifetime it's the Project Runway All Stars reunion and at 9:01 on CBS it's the series finale of Two and a Half Men.

On DLC at 10:00 it's the 1st season finale of 50 Ways to Kill Your Mother, CNBC has the 100th episode of American Greed, ID has the series premiere of Mind of a Murderer & on History it's the 3rd season premiere of Vikings.

The McCarthy's premieres tonight

Tonight at 7:30 on Showtime it's the special Bronx Obama then at 8:00, The Big Bang Theory moves to its new time slot on CBS, Hallmark has the special American Humane Association Hero Dog Awards and Lifetime has the Project Runway: Season 13 reunion then at 8:31 on CBS it's the 2nd season premiere of Mom.

Up at 9:00 on Lifetime it's the 4th season premiere of Project Runway All Stars, on CBS at 9:01 it's the 12th season premiere of Two and a Half Men and at 9:30 it's the series premiere of The McCarthy's.

On Food at 10:00 it's the 3rd season premiere of Beat Bobby Flay, truTV has the 1st season fall premiere of The Carbonaro Effect, CBS has the 3rd season premiere of Elementary, Lifetime has the time slot premiere of Project Runway: Threads and on MTV it's the series premiere of Slednecks.

The Crazy Ones premieres tonight

Tonight at 7:00 on Bravo it's the 1st season finale of Eat, Drink, Love.  At 8:00 on Discovery it's the special Airplane Repo, CBS has the 7th season premiere of The Big Bang Theory and on NBC it's the one hour 6th season premiere of Parks & Recreation.  On CBS at 8:31 it's a special The Big Bang Theory.

Up at 9:00 on FOX it's the 5th season premiere of Glee which I will not be watching this season & I'm OK with...obviously I'll watch the episode where Finn dies but the rest of the series can go on without me.  On ABC it's the two hour 10th season premiere of Grey's Anatomy which I stopped watching like 4 seasons ago & don't miss one damn bit!!  9:01 brings two new sitcoms, on CBS it's Robin Williams in The Crazy Ones and on NBC it's The Michael J. Fox Show.  At 9:30 on Showtime it's the special Flying Blind & 9:31 has the time slot premiere of The Michael J. Fox Show while on CBS it's the 11th season premiere of Two & a Half Men which welcomes Amber Tamblin to the cast as Charlie's daughter.

On Discovery at 10:00 it's the 1st season finale of Airplane Repo, 10:01 on CBS it's the 2nd season premiere of Elementary, NBC has the 5th season premiere of Parenthood & at 10:30 on Lifetime it's the 1st season finale of Supermarket Superstar.

Small Town Security is back

Tonight at 8:00 on NBC it's the 4th season finale of Community, NGC has the series premiere of Mountain Movers and on ABC it's the 6th season premiere of Wipeout.  At 8:30 on CBS it's the 10th season finale of Two and a Half Men and then at 9:00 on Weather it's the 1st season finale of Forecasting the End, FOX has the 4th season finale of Glee and Travel has the series premiere of Monumental Mysteries.  At 9:01 on CBS it's the 2nd season finale of Person of Interest.  

Up at 10:00 on TLC, America's Worst Tattoos moves to a new time slot, E! has the special Nick Cannon's Big Surprise and on AMC it's the 2nd season premiere of Small Town Security.  The 1st season finale of Chasing Tail is on History at 10:30 and then at 11:00 on FX it's the 2nd season spring premiere of Totally Biased with W. Kamau Bell.

A handful of TV shows were renewed today

CBS - Two and a Half Men

CW - Hart of Dixie, Beauty and the Beast

NBC - Grimm, Parenthood, Law & Order SVU, Chicago Fire, Revolution

I'll keep renewal & cancellation info coming to you as I get it until all the shows are in & I will post a final list once the season is over.

Louie season finale tonight

Tonight at 8:00 on CBS i'ts the 6th season premiere of The Big Bang Theory, on ABC it's the series premiere of Last Resort and then at 8:31 on CBS it's the 10th season premiere of Two and a Half Men.

At 9:00 on ABC it's the 9th season premiere of Grey's Anatomy and CBS has the 2nd season premiere of Person of Interest.  

Now, this slot is confusing...at 10:00 it's the 3rd season finale of Louie on FX, at 10:01 it's the series premiere of Elementary on CBS and then at 10:02 on ABC it's the 2nd season premiere of Scandal.  Then at 10:30 on Lifetime check out the series premiere of Prank my Mom.

I Give Up!

Generally, when I start watching a show I'll give it 3 episodes & if I pick it up I stick it out until the series ends but there are some that I've walked out on after a few seasons like Grey's Anatomy & Gossip Girl.  As this season(s) is drawing to a close I'm realizing that I have already walked away from quite a few shows & that I plan to give up even more too.  My big question to myself is why?  Is it me or is it the shows that suck?  Take 30 Rock for example...this season was not worth the wait, what happened to the writing?  I haven't laughed out loud once yet this whole season because nobody is funny or interesting, has the show overstayed its welcome? Anyway, here's a list of what I'm walking away from (or already have) this season:

• 2 & A Half Men - Ashton sucks, this is now Kelso meets the Harpers
• 30 Rock - So NOT funny this season
• The Office - Hasn't been funny in years
• Desperate Housewives (I would have left last year but this is the final season, thank God) - same old crap season after season
• Weeds - So dumb since season 3
• Community - Brita & Jeff...nuff said!
• Pan Am (I don't think season 2 will exist but I walked after 3 episodes) - Boring
• America's Next Top Model - I DVR & only watch the photo shoot & judging, I don't need all that drama & I can't believe this show is still on now
• Glee - will totally depend on the new cast, I only watch for Jane Lynch as it is now, I DVR every episode & fast forward through all of the singing.

I'm sure as the spring/summer (off) season gets going some more shows will be added to this list...especially considering all of the Bravo & other reality TV I watch that I'm probably forgetting all about! 

I agree with Charlie Sheen?

Ashton Kutcher has signed on to "replace" Charlie Sheen on Two & a Half Men and I think the show would honestly have been better off with John Cryer becoming the star & Charlie's character going to rehab or dying or some shit but bringing in a new star...what's the freaking point?  I guess I should be thrilled that Hugh Grant passed on the job offer since he's just plain gross to look at & listen to & Ashton is at least cute but I'm actually a fan of this show & I'm extremely disappointed in this news.  According to The Hollywood Reporter Charlie had this to say, "Kutcher is a sweetheart and a brilliant comedic performer ... Oh wait, so am I!!" he tells TMZ.

Taking a shot at the show, he adds, "Enjoy the show America.  Enjoy seeing a 2.0 in the demo every Monday, WB." 

I have no clue what spin they are going to put on the show in order to bring Ashton to it but according to Chuck Lorre it's funny & people will love it.  I don't know about all that "love" is a pretty strong word to choose but I'm willing to give it a chance, however if this ends up being Kelso meets the Harper's I'm out!  I guess we'll find out more as time goes on but I'm glad this whole thing is behind us, I'm so Sheened out.